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Cocky Criminals Caught Trying to Carry Off Cops' Cocks

A couple of bird brains broke into barn housing chickens confiscated in a massive raid on upstate cockfighting ring this week and tried to bust the roosters out of the joint - only to find themselves behind bars.

Rex Owen Waide, Jr.Addicts of Time - Culture throughout the world is the same in the aspect of being addicted to the past and future.
Robert Paul ReyesMinister Arrested In Illegal Snake Bust - "The pastor of a Kentucky church that handles snakes in religious rites was among 10 people arrested by wildlife officers in
Robert Paul ReyesA Credit Card Machine At Entrance To A Wedding Hall? - The national divorce rate hovers around 50%, but Americans are eternally optimistic and they plunk down around $30,000 for a typical wedding
Robert Paul ReyesMan Injured While Praying: Sues Church - I took everything in stride until a lady who weighed about 400 pounds, who was standing in front of me, starting "swaying in the spirit".
Robert Paul ReyesUpdate On Kid Who Was Arrested For Giving "LSD-Laced" Treats To cops - I recently wrote an essay based on an AP story about an 18-year-old man who was arrested for giving LSD-laced cookies to cops:
Robert Paul ReyesGuy Can't Remove Chastity Belt, Calls 911 For Help - Crews from Kingston fire station were called to the red-faced man`s home in Ham at about 11pm on June 27 after he had spent all day trying to free himself
John LillpopCan You Say, I Want to Cut His Nuts Off -- In Spanish? - For emphasis, Jackson appeared to make a stabbing or cutting motion with his hand.
Robert Paul ReyesIdiot Gives LSD-laced Cookies To Cops - "A teenager is suspected of delivering baskets of drug-laced treats to about a dozen police departments in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, according to
Robert Paul ReyesBikini-clad Baristas Open For Business In Seattle - The Space Needle may have a new competitor vying for the attention of onlookers.
Alex AlexKen, Revamped? Mattel, Quit Tracking Dirt Through My Dream House - The breakup hit us like a mobile dream home in 2004 and left us all paralyzed, cognition a shatter, liver crushed, sputtering incoherently. Or, since the house was plastic
Robert Paul ReyesMan Flew Lawn Chair Powered By Helium Balloons 200 Miles - I wouldn`t mind floating in the air in a lawn chair, as long as I had a cooler full of beer, and a portable DVD Player.
Robert Paul ReyesDo You Suffer From Shopping Bulimia? - With the exception of a few metrosexuals, with a penchant for man bags and other accessories, guys are practical when it comes to clothes. We don`t
Robert Paul ReyesThe George W. Bush Sewage Plant? - George W. Bush is regarded as one of the worst presidents in history; he has been a disaster for the economy, the environment and our international
Robert Paul ReyesGeezer Shoots Neighbor's Granny Panties - Massimo Lazzaretti, 69, allegedly let fly with a legally owned hunting rifle he had at his home in Carnago after the 56-year-old woman had hung out her washing."
Robert Paul ReyesTortoise Goes On The Lam - During his absence, Tank was shuttled between various homeowners, including a couple whose backyard strawberry patch and flowers became his dinner."
Robert Paul ReyesDude Rips Off Hitler's Head - A man tore the head off a controversial Adolf Hitler wax figure at Madame Tussauds` new branch in Berlin on its opening day Saturday, officials said.
Robert Paul ReyesLittle Doggie Bites Off Sleeping Woman's Big Toe - The darn woman should not have left her toes dangling off the edge of the bed. She`s lucky her little dog was satisfied with munching on only one toe.
John LillpopObama's Flip-Flops - Elect me, he said, and I will meet with terrorists like Iran`s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without pre-conditions.
John LillpopWithout seductive virgins, this gig sucks! - Still Looking For Love In Islam Heaven, Six Years Later
Robert Paul ReyesSell your soul to the Devil. No? How about ebay? - Walter Scott, 24, put his soul up for sale on New Zealand Internet auction site, TradeMe, and has received more than 100 expressions of interest.
Robert Paul ReyesHigh School Student Gets Credit For Two Word Essay - The expletive was used in 2006 by a student in response to the question: "Describe the room you are sitting in."
Robert Paul Reyes93 Days In Jail For Wearing Baggy, Saggy Pants - Flint police chief David Dicks released a memo that Flint will be the latest city to campaign against pants that slip below waistlines.
Robert Paul ReyesA Crocodile Walks Into A Bar...Sounds like joke...It's NOT - A crocodile walks into a bar... Sounds like joke, but the punch line is that it really happened:
Robert Paul ReyesYoung Sisters March To Protest High Cost Of Gas - Sadie and Pyper Vance marched through downtown Salt Lake City chanting and carrying signs protesting the high cost of gasoline. These young ladies are mad as hell, and they aren`t going to take it anymore.
Robert Paul ReyesGod Goes to Jail For Selling Cocaine - The Almighty has got away with genocide because he`s invisible and omniscient.
Robert Paul ReyesGroovy Idea: Pot Smoking Lounges At Denver International Airport - Travel by air becomes more stressful every day; we are practically stripped searched before we can board our plane and airliners are adding new
Robert Paul ReyesOhio Teacher Axed for Branding Students with image of Cross - "The school board of a small central Ohio community voted unanimously Friday to fire a teacher accused of preaching his Christian beliefs despite staff complaints and using a device to burn the image of a cross on students` arms."
Robert Paul ReyesOld Lady Hurt Trying On Victoria's Secret Thong - Macrida Patterson, a traffic officer for the Los Angeles Department of Transportation, claims her cornea was severely damaged in the underwear mishap."
Robert Paul ReyesInternet Addicts - Top 10 List - "Obsessive Internet use is a public health problem which is so serious it should be officially recognised as a clinical disorder, according to a leading psychiatrist.
Robert Paul ReyesJune 20 is the Happiest Day of the Year: Have fun today! - Apparently, the feeling of optimism caused by the combination of lighter evenings, the prospect of holidays and memories of childhood summers is at its peak on June 20.
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