|Robert Paul Reyes||Drunk Man Blasts Lawn Mower With Sawed-Off Shotgun - "A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn`t start. Keith Walendowski, 56, |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Boy Bites Dog - Dog bites boy is a hot news item in the neighborhood for a few days; boy bites dog makes international headlines.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Three Crooks, A Stolen Recliner And A Getaway Vehicle With No Gas - "Three men suspected of stealing from a Goodwill store in Cookeville ran out of gas before making it out of the parking lot, police say.
|Sean Stubblefield||Christian Bale denies assault allegations - Representatives of Christian Bale released a statement today denying that an assault took place.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Man Loses Prostethic Leg While Skydiving - If Listemann can sky dive without his prosthetic leg, then more power to him. But by diving with his prosthetic |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Cop: Gimme Free Starbucks Coffee Or I'll Show Up Late For Emergencies - An internal affairs report says a Daytona Beach police officer demanded free coffee and tea from a Starbucks and threatened employees with slower emergency response times if they refused.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Denver Pampers Homeless With Free Movie Tickets - I`m a liberal and I always speak up for the poor and the disenfranchised, but I have little sympathy for the homeless.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Reborn Babies: Dolls That Look Like Newborns Induce Nausea - With their big heads, pot bellies and tiny hands babies are adorable. It`s almost impossible not to smile when you see a cute angel looking up at you with its |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Woman Clobbers Boyfriend On Head With Toilet Seat - The pair argued and when he refused to give up the drugs, authorities say the woman hit him with the toilet seat."|
|Robert Paul Reyes||UFOs Observed Headed Toward Bush's Crawford Ranch - "Federal Aviation Administration radar appears to confirm the presence of unidentified aircraft on Jan. 8 over the Stephenville-Dublin area, with at least |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Running Of The Bulls With Hot Girls Substituting For The Raging Bulls - Everybody has heard of Spain`s Running of the Bulls summer festival, where idiots risk being gored by angry bulls.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Canine Cuisine off The Menu During Beijing Olympic Games - "Canine cuisine is being sent to the doghouse during next month`s Beijing Olympic Games.
|Rex Owen Waide, Jr.||Addicts of Time - Culture throughout the world is the same in the aspect of being addicted to the past and future. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Minister Arrested In Illegal Snake Bust - "The pastor of a Kentucky church that handles snakes in religious rites was among 10 people arrested by wildlife officers in |
|Robert Paul Reyes||A Credit Card Machine At Entrance To A Wedding Hall? - The national divorce rate hovers around 50%, but Americans are eternally optimistic and they plunk down around $30,000 for a typical wedding|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Man Injured While Praying: Sues Church - I took everything in stride until a lady who weighed about 400 pounds, who was standing in front of me, starting "swaying in the spirit". |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Update On Kid Who Was Arrested For Giving "LSD-Laced" Treats To cops - I recently wrote an essay based on an AP story about an 18-year-old man who was arrested for giving LSD-laced cookies to cops:
|Robert Paul Reyes||Guy Can't Remove Chastity Belt, Calls 911 For Help - Crews from Kingston fire station were called to the red-faced man`s home in Ham at about 11pm on June 27 after he had spent all day trying to free himself|
|John Lillpop||Can You Say, I Want to Cut His Nuts Off -- In Spanish? - For emphasis, Jackson appeared to make a stabbing or cutting motion with his hand. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Idiot Gives LSD-laced Cookies To Cops - "A teenager is suspected of delivering baskets of drug-laced treats to about a dozen police departments in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, according to |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Bikini-clad Baristas Open For Business In Seattle - The Space Needle may have a new competitor vying for the attention of onlookers.
|Alex Alex||Ken, Revamped? Mattel, Quit Tracking Dirt Through My Dream House - The breakup hit us like a mobile dream home in 2004 and left us all paralyzed, cognition a shatter, liver crushed, sputtering incoherently. Or, since the house was plastic|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Man Flew Lawn Chair Powered By Helium Balloons 200 Miles - I wouldn`t mind floating in the air in a lawn chair, as long as I had a cooler full of beer, and a portable DVD Player.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Do You Suffer From Shopping Bulimia? - With the exception of a few metrosexuals, with a penchant for man bags and other accessories, guys are practical when it comes to clothes. We don`t |
|Robert Paul Reyes||The George W. Bush Sewage Plant? - George W. Bush is regarded as one of the worst presidents in history; he has been a disaster for the economy, the environment and our international |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Geezer Shoots Neighbor's Granny Panties - Massimo Lazzaretti, 69, allegedly let fly with a legally owned hunting rifle he had at his home in Carnago after the 56-year-old woman had hung out her washing."|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Tortoise Goes On The Lam - During his absence, Tank was shuttled between various homeowners, including a couple whose backyard strawberry patch and flowers became his dinner."|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Rips Off Hitler's Head - A man tore the head off a controversial Adolf Hitler wax figure at Madame Tussauds` new branch in Berlin on its opening day Saturday, officials said.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Little Doggie Bites Off Sleeping Woman's Big Toe - The darn woman should not have left her toes dangling off the edge of the bed. She`s lucky her little dog was satisfied with munching on only one toe.|
|John Lillpop||Obama's Flip-Flops - Elect me, he said, and I will meet with terrorists like Iran`s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without pre-conditions.|