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Cocky Criminals Caught Trying to Carry Off Cops' Cocks

A couple of bird brains broke into barn housing chickens confiscated in a massive raid on upstate cockfighting ring this week and tried to bust the roosters out of the joint - only to find themselves behind bars.

Robert Paul ReyesUnipiper Keeps Portland Weird by Shoveling Snow While Riding a Unicycle - The unipiper should consider keeping Portland weird by jumping off a skyscraper while clad in diapers and playing a flute.
Robert Paul ReyesOrangutan Slaps Selfie-Taking Cretin: Video - If you observe anyone taking a selfie you have my permission to bitch-slap the hell of them, I won't pay your legal bills but you will enjoy my moral support.
Robert Paul ReyesCruel New Year's Eve Prank - A man in Germany has started the new year with quite a shock - after finding himself bricked in to his own home.
Ron G AnselmDeck the Halls with Bells of Jolly and a Snake? - The holiday season is a time of joy and giving and a time to reflect back on the past years with family and friends. The reason for the season is the birth of Jesus and that alone should bring joy and happiness to everyone.
Robert Paul ReyesSeal Terrorizes Australian Town on Christmas - An Australian couple woke up Christmas morning to find a fur seal doing its best impression of a hood ornament on their car, but residents of the town say this is not the first time a seal has tried to move in to the neighborhood.
Robert Paul ReyesAbomination: Kilt-wearing Santa Rides a Unicycle: Video - An Oregon man was filmed doing his part to keep Portland weird by dressing up as a Scottish Santa and playing flaming bagpipes while riding a unicycle.
Robert Paul ReyesElephant Farts on Friend's Face: Video - Now that's what I call revenge!
Robert Paul ReyesCops Break Into Car to Rescue a Mannequin That Looked too Real - The owner was furious at the police officers for damaging his vehicle, but the rest of us should be happy that in this cold world someone still cares about an old lady freezing to death.
Robert Paul ReyesIs a KFC Scented Candle Romantic? - There is nothing more romantic than a candlelit dinner, a floral-scented candle enhances the amorous ambience. A fried chicken-scented candle bearing the KFC logo will bring any budding sexual yearnings to a screeching halt.
Robert Paul ReyesBravo! Woman Shoots House Guests Who Stayed Too Long! - Parting thought: Judging by her mugshot Savell doesn`t look all that bad. I would bang her, but I wouldn`t stick around and smoke a cigarette in bed with her, she might shoot my ass when she sobered up.
Robert Paul ReyesBizarre Steet Fight Between Two Tortoises in China: Video - A pedestrian in China captured footage of a bizarre street fight between two tortoises featuring the larger reptile using its head.
Robert Paul ReyesThief Steals KitKat From a Car and Leaves a Note of Apology - The horror, the horror of returning to your vehicle and discovering that a thief has stolen your KitKat chocolate bar. I might leave my cellphone or my briefcase in my car, but I would never leave my KitKat and risk it being melted by the unforgiving Sun or stolen by a heartless thief.
Robert Paul ReyesAdorable Pooch is Wonder Woman for Halloween: Video - Munchkin might seem like an everyday Shih Tzu dog, but when no one is looking she transforms herself into the DC Comics superhero Wonder Woman.
Robert Paul ReyesHalloween Horror: Girl Gets Head Stuck in Giant Pumpkin: Video - But there is nothing more horrifying than getting your head stuck in a giant pumpkin! The horror, the horror of getting stuck in a pumpkin that makes you look like Donald Trump!
Robert Paul ReyesBaby Jesus Statue an Orange Abomination: Video - A statue of baby Jesus got a facelift after it was vandalized in northern Ontario and the result is turning heads.
Robert Paul ReyesMan Paints Giant Ouija Board on Roof of His House! This Can't be Good! - The Ouija Board is ubiquitous in pop culture, for over 100 years the demonic game has been a staple of the supernatural. There have been over a dozen horror flicks that prominently feature a Ouija Board, you know that when a character says "Hey guys, let's play with the Ouija Board", that deviltry is about to ensue.
Robert Paul ReyesClueless News Anchor Invites Viewers to 'Check Their Panties'! Video - Eric Philips is an embarrassment to NBC, journalism, America, indeed to the whole of humankind, and he should immediately be fired.
Robert Paul ReyesKitten Makes Surprise Appearance on Live TV Newscast: Video - A kitten became an unexpected guest on a morning news program in Turkey after wandering into the studio.
Robert Paul ReyesCompany Makes Veggie Burger that 'Bleeds' Like a Real Burger: Video - There's nothing like a good burger, right? A company invented a burger that 'bleeds' like a real burger, but it actually was created in a lab in Silicon Valley.
Robert Paul ReyesBaby Discovered Sleeping in a Headstand Position? Time to Call the Exorcist? - This kind of demonic activity must be nipped in the bud, first the baby is sleeping on her head, next she will be conjuring demons on the Ouija Board, and eventually she will be scribbling Vote for Trump " on the walls.
Robert Paul ReyesThief Drives Off With Woman's Tiny House - A California woman was shocked when she return from walking her dog to find that thieves had driven off with her home.
Robert Paul ReyesVideo Captures Spirit Leaving Woman's Body After Fatal Accident - Video captured by CCTV shows a spirit leaving the body of the passenger who was killed in the accident.
Robert Paul ReyesNerd Solves the World's Smallest Rubik's Cube: Video - A British puzzle enthusiast shared video of his successful attempt to solve what he bills as the world`s smallest Rubik`s cube.
Robert Paul ReyesAussie Bitten Twice by Venomous Spider on the Penis! Ouch! - I avoid portable toilets like the plague, at best they're cleaned on a monthly basis, there's rarely any toilet paper, and there's isn't any water to clean your hands, and there's always the risk that a prankster will tip the thing over. I'd rather knock boots with a hooker named Chlamydia than use a portable toilet.
Robert Paul ReyesTarget Nixes Mini-carts for Kids - The Minneapolis-based chain announced the mini-carts, which were rolled out at 50 Minnesota stores and 22 New York stores just a few weeks ago, are being removed after the company received a flood of negative feedback from shoppers.
Robert Paul ReyesA Dog Named Kitty and a Cat Named Fido? - Marilyn: My sister has a dog named Kitty and two cats named Fido and Rover. What do you think of giving a name to a dog that is normally a cat`s name, and giving a name to a cat that is normally a dog`s name?
Robert Paul ReyesLimberbutt McCubbins the Cat is Running for President, He's the Demo-cat Candidate - I think I`m going to write in Limberbutt for president, he wouldn`t be a catastrophe like Trump or Hillary.
Robert Paul ReyesDeath to all Clowns - A concerned citizen called police Wednesday when a clown was spotted walking down the Ravenel Bridge in full costume.
Robert Paul ReyesAbomination: Taxidermist Makes Handbag Out of a Dead Cat - Fancy owning a handbag made out of a dead ginger cat?
Robert Paul ReyesThe Hamdog: An Abomination from Down Under: Video - Craving a hamburger or hot dog? Why choose one when you can have both? An Australian man has put a new twist on those all-American meaty main courses by patenting the Hamdog, which relieves your indecision by cramming both choices into one.
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