| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Beautiful Lady Punches Her Boyfriend For Rejecting Her Advances - A mugshot rarely brings out the best in anyone, but in her booking photograph Inez looks angelic, innocent and pure. A man would have to be gay or insane to reject her advances.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Steals Crane And Leads Cops On A Chase, A Really Slow Chase - This may be a humorous story, but Clone inconvenienced hundreds of people and it`s a miracle he didn`t hurt anybody. I hope the judge throws the book at this moron
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Students Take Off Clothes And Ride Through Car Wash In Grocery Cart - I wish that the drunken students had chosen the hot wax cycle, that may have been enough pain to make them give up drinking.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | British Supermarket Tesco Sells Bottle Of Wine To Girl, 7 - This precocious child knows that her mom loves her some cheap wine and fattening chocolates.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Stop The Insanity: Cops Free Customer From Handcuffs At Sex Shop - The fool won`t incorporate anything more kinky than Wesson oil in his sex life.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Intruder Turns Out To Be Turkey - The bird was released by the cops, but the homeowner should have been arrested for being such a chicken.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Argues: Swimming Au Naturel In Public Beach Is Performance Art! Hogwash! - To argue that swimming naked in a public beach is art is quite a stretch. If that's performance art then I should be able to argue that punching Scully for exposing himself in front of children is art criticism.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Saws Off Foot & Burns It To Continue Receiving Unemployment Compensation - Hans should kick himself in the arse with the one good foot he has left.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Video: Canadian Drunk Dude Serenades Cops With 'Bohemian Rhapsody' - To hell with "Kumbaya", nothing will bring us together more than holding hands and singing the Queen classic hit.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Who Says Postal Service Is Useless? Postal Worker Delivers Pot To Resident! - Veronica Denise Johnson, 49, of Marathon, Fla, may be the only postal worker in America who is performing a useful service.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Thieves Grab Gold Necklace From Blinged-Out Baby! Heroes Or Villains? - The bad guys in this incident aren't the thieves, it's the moron who put an expensive gold chain around the neck of a toddler.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Tallest Man In America Needs $15,000 For New Shoes - Send a donation to Igor? Yeah right after I send $5,000 to a Nigerian prince so he can pay ransom to a warlord who is holding his blind cancer-stricken 7-year-old daughter as a hostage.
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| Stan Popovich |  | Getting Help for Your Bipolar Disorder - Here are some techniques a person can use to help manage their fears and bipolar disorder. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Justice: Cops Force Thief To Reattach Door He Stole! - If this incident had happened in America, the ACLU would have sued on behalf of the thief, they would argue that the man was forced to do hard labor before he was was guilty in a court of law.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Liquor Salesman, 71, Fights Off Dastardly Thugs With Bottle Of Tequila - Whitehead probably gulped that sample bottle of tequila after his frightening ordeal.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Cuts Off His Hand! He's In Need Of A Helping Hand! - This man has issues, as they say, and he really needs a helping hand. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Insanity: Lady Postpones Wedding To Pay For Pet Lizard's Chemotherapy - I pray that Fisher will never accidentally step on George and kill him; sweet Lizzie would kick him to the curb, and he would be lucky if she didn`t` kill him.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Copper Thief Breaks Into Prison - The thief deserves praise for his remarkable boldness, his successful caper will be talked about for a long time. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Planking Girls Gone Wild - The twits shouldn't have been on top of the police van, they belonged inside a paddy wagon.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Don't Text While Walking: Lady Falls Into Lake Michigan While Text Messaging! - The Fire Department, the Police Department, and the United States Coast Guard assisted in the rescue effort. Good God Almighty, this foolish woman should be billed for the rescue effort.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Would You Buy Camel Milk Ice Cream That Tastes Like Saffron Or Date? - A word to the wise: Stay the hell out of UAE
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | BK Employees Grab Robber When He Enters Through Drive-Through Window - This gentleman is taking Burger King's slogan a bit too literally, you can't have it your way and just help yourself to Burger King's money.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Boy, 8, Takes His Sister, 5, For A Drive: Crashes Into A Tree - The parents should spank the 8-year-old brat so hard he won`t be able to sit in the driver`s seat or anywhere else for a few days.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Cops Show No Mercy: Arrest Suspect While He's Sitting On Toilet - The police did the right thing, Ross was carrying a concealed weapon.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Lady Claims She Found A Feather In A McNugget! Truth or Bullfeathers? - If I found a feather in a box of McNuggets I would be relieved that McNuggets are really made from chicken. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Deadly Shooting At A Gas Station Over Price Of Condoms - What a tragedy: The foolish customer will never get to use the condoms, and the store clerk will most likely spend at least a couple of years in prison for accidentally killing an oxygen thief.
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| Ron G Anselm |  | Mysterious Flash of Light Over Phoenix Leaves Everyone Baffled - An early morning news broadcast in Phoenix, Arizona appeared to have more than just breaking headline news reported. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Driving To Court Hearing Caught Speeding 3 Times In An Hour - Romero could lose his license for driving at more than 100mph, he may have to take the bus to his next court hearing.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Wretched Son Attacks Mom: She Used His Taco Sauce Without Permission - All this drama because a mother used her son`s taco sauce without permission! Just imagine if the mom had eaten her son`s leftover pizza in the fridge, the son and his girlfriend would have killed the poor woman.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Robber Shoots Off His Finger! Cops Looking For Suspect With No Brain & Missing Finger - The severed finger is too damaged, and the police can't obtain fingerprints from it.
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