| Geoff Dean |  | Little Black Sambo Comes to A Japanese Kindergarten - Geoff remembers eating pancakes at a family restaurant named Sambo's as he looks into a Japanese kindergarten's school play |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Kid Brought Back From The Dead: I Saw Granny In Heaven - A three-year-old boy brought back from the dead after his heart stopped beating for three hours has told how he saw his great-grandmother in Heaven. |
| Geoff Dean |  | The World's Largest Plate of Hummus and Middle East Peace - Geoff tries to discuss hummus without salivating too much (it is very hard to come by here in Tokyo) |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Two Women Try To Smuggle Corpse Onto Plane - Two women were arrested at a British airport on suspicion of trying to smuggle a dead relative onto a flight bound for Germany, police said on Tuesday.
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| Geoff Dean |  | Kim Jong Il: The Dear Leader As Fashion Leader - Geoff is in a hurry to finish this article so he can rush out and buy some Kim Jong-Il-style work overalls. |
| Geoff Dean |  | China's Dwarf Empire Amusement Park - Geoff regrets not having visited this somewhat un-pc amusement park in neighboring China. Maybe. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Idiot Cop Issues Tickets Dressed Like Easter Bunny - He was trying to lighten things up while issuing tickets, but cop Tom Broadway had to ditch his Easter Bunny disguise when city officials charged his stunt was 'breathtakingly dangerous.'
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Women Hold Topless March In Maine - About two dozen women marched topless from Longfellow Square to Tommy's Park this afternoon in an effort to erase what they see as a double standard on male and female nudity. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Old Lady Causes Havoc At Hair Salon - Some ladies at a Grand Rapids salon had quite the hair-raising experience Thursday.
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| Geoff Dean |  | Indian Military Seeks to Weaponize Chili Peppers - Geoff watches the bhut jolokia or "ghost chili", the world's hottest chili pepper, as it moves from the kitchen to the battlefield |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Old Lady Gardens Topless, Neighbors Horrified - Robert and Catharine Pierce should confine their nudity inside their house for the sake of neighborhood harmony. |
| Richard Taylor |  | "THE ALL" Creation and Religion - The insanity that religion has brought to the world. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Update: German Village Sells Potholes - A novel idea by a hard-up east German village to sell its potholes to finance their repair looked Friday to have got off to a good start, with 111 already snapped up, the official website showed.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Run Over By Wife, Twice! She Claims It Was An Accident! - A New Zealand man is recovering from injuries after being run over by his wife -- twice, local media reported on Friday.
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| Geoff Dean |  | Japan and the Devil Wears and Works For Prada - Geoff looks into sexual harassment claims at a Prada outlet in Tokyo |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Idiot Buys Vials Containing Ghosts - Two glass vials said to contain the ghosts of an old man and a young girl have been sold online in New Zealand for nearly 2,000 US dollars.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Woman Suffers A Very Embarrassing Moment - A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing 'suspicious noises' in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | AussieBum Makes Underwear From Bananas - Australian underwear company AussieBum has been monkeying around and the result is a range of men's underwear made with bananas.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Drug Dealer Sets Crackhead On Fire - A 38-year-old city man admitted he doused a woman with lighter fluid and set her aflame after she complained that he was selling fake crack cocaine.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | German Cops Looking For Freaks Who Were Doing It In Middle Of The Road - Police in Germany are looking for a couple who were making love in the middle of the road. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Clueless Junkie Snorts Drugs Off The Roof Of Unmarked Patrol Car - German police detained a nightclub reveller they caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of their unmarked patrol car.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Brags On Facebook About Stealing Simon The Chipmunk - Suburban Chicago police said a Facebook post about the theft of a chipmunk statue from a movie theater led to the arrests of three teenagers.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Would You Buy A Pothole? - A cash-strapped village in eastern Germany has put its many potholes up for sale in a novel effort to finance the repair of its crumbling roads, the mayor said on Wednesday. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Shoplifts Package Of Cheese, Gets 7 Years In Prison - A Yolo County judge on Monday sentenced a man who walked out of a store with a package of cheese in his trousers to seven years and eight months in prison.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Goes Bonkers In Hotel Room! Nukes Alarm Clock - A man shot up the inside of an Albion hotel room and then surrendered to police Sunday morning. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Gold Coffin Costs A Fortune! - Shoppers wondering how to deal with the afterlife found an answer Friday -- a cell-phone-equipped golden coffin, one of many items on display at the opening of an international luxury fair in Verona. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Nepalese Celebrate 10-Day Cursing Festival - Each year, Nepalese youth in two villages in the south of the Himalayan country save up their choicest insults for a 10-day 'cursing festival' that reaches its climax Sunday.
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| Richard Taylor |  | The Magical and Mysterious Illusion - One of these days we will all wake up from this crazy world we live in and and return home. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dozens Of Tanks Found Abandoned In Russian Forest - Russians were amazed to discover dozens of T-80 battle tanks seemingly abandoned in a local forest, but army officials insisted there was nothing unusual about it.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Russian Beer-Drinking Chimp Sent To Rehab - A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. |
