| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Commuter Caught In HOV Lane With Unbuckled Dummy - You forgot to buckle up, dummy! |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Thieves Stimulate Economy: Steal Lady's Credit Cards, Go On Shopping Spree - How do you make relish? That's the question police said thieves used to distract an elderly woman in a Wal-Mart store as they stole her purse |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Woman Buys Old Sofa And Finds Cat Living Inside - There's no telling what you will find in a couch if you pull the cushions away: Lost keys, a cell phone, coins, pens, magazines, remote controls, moldy potato chips ... |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Weed Hid Inside Cans Labeled Spinach - "Police with the New Mexico Motor Transportation Division found 1,200 pounds of pot packed in cans labeled as spinach." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Liquor Control Board Hires Consultant To Teach Clerks To Be Happy - PA's Liquor Control Board is spending more than $173,000 to try to make workers friendlier and more well-mannered at the nearly 650 stores it operates. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Escaped Con Nabbed Trying To Sneak Back Into Jail - "Authorities say they arrested an escaped jail inmate trying to sneak back into the lockup with cigarettes allegedly stolen from a nearby store." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Octomom's PR Flack Quits: This Woman Is Nuts - Publicist Victor Munoz officially resigned as Nadya Suleman's rep Friday night. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | McDonald's Out Of McNuggets? Call 911 - Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Bus Driver Beats Up McGruff The Crime Dog - A bus driver thought it would be funny to take the bite out of McGruff the crime dog by punching the mascot, but children who witnessed the stunt were horrified |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Is "No Cussing Week" A Good Thing? - "On Tuesday LA County is scheduled to issue a proclamation by Supervisor Michael Antonovich making the first week in March No Cussing Week."
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Parliament Of Clowns: Cabal Of Evil Clowns? - "Clowns from across the world met in Germany Friday to pitch laughter as a way to survive the economic crisis. The 'Parliament of Clowns' performed in Dresden." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | BMW with Dead Body Inside Gets Seven Parking Tickets - "A car found in a Gainesville neighborhood with a dead body in the back seat had been ticketed seven times by city parking enforcement." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dad Stabs Adult Son In Butt Because He Didn't Remove Hat In Church - A warrant has been issued for the arrest of a man charged with stabbing his son because the son failed to remove his hat while the two attended church services. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Help Old Lady Cross The Street At Your Peril - "A good Samaritan who pushed 3 people out of the path of a truck before being struck and injured has gotten a strange reward for his good deed: A jaywalking ticket." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Thief With A Penchant For Balsamic Vinegar - "A sign hangs amid the bottles of vinegar at Newport Avenue Market. It's simple, to the point: "Thanks to the Balsamic Vinegar Thief this area is now under surveillance. We will get you." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Will Octomom Accept $1 Million Offer To Star In Porn Flick? - "The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Tries To Steal Laptop To Check Facebook - Sheriff's officers said a 19-year-old man snatched a Starbucks customers laptop after being told he could not use it to check his Facebook account |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Psycho Dentist Makes Housecall To Grab Lady's Dentures - "A German court Friday found a dentist guilty of assault for forcibly extracting the dentures from a patient who did not pay a 700-euro (623-pound) bill." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Singing The Addams Family Theme Song May Land You In Jail - They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Brit Lady With Brain Tumor Spends Fortune To Look Like Demi Moore - "A woman with an inoperable brain tumour is spending £40,000 on plastic surgery - so she can die looking like movie star Demi Moore." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | 88-Year-Old Woman Gets $1,000 Phone Sex Bill - "The family of an 86-year-old woman who was billed for over $1,000 in phone sex calls suspects identify theft." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Man Guzzling Beer When Pulled Over By Cops - "A 50-year-old driver had a beer can on top of his pick-up truck and was drinking a cold Natural Ice when the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Deputy approached." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Blue-Haired Old Lady Gets Clocked By Thief On Bingo Night - Man punches 75-year-old woman will robbing a senior center on bingo night. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Baggy Pants The Downfall Of A Burglar - "Authorities said a burglary suspect was literally caught with his pants down while trying to run away" |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | The Bernard Madoff Smash-Me Doll - Mad at Bernard Madoff? Buy a Smash-Me Bernie Madoff doll that wears a devil-red suit and carries a pitchfork. It comes with a hammer so you can smash it. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Butcher Hacks Off His Hand -- For The Second Time - Butcher accidentally hacks off hand for second time. Maybe it's time for a career change? |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Woman Breaks Her Foot-Long Nails In Car Crash - A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Police Arrest Guy Who Sought Aid Removing Handcuffs - If you have outstanding warrants and you can't remove handcuffs from your wrists, common sense dictates you should go to a locksmith or a magician -- anybody but a cop.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Police Chief Escorts Mayor To Little Boy's Room - Jerry Oberholtzer, the mayor of the Atlanta suburb, has been asking for police escorts to the restroom in City Hall after a verbal altercation with city council member |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Old Guy Calls 911 After Diner Runs Out Of Lemonade - "Authorities said a man, 66, was arrested after calling 911 to complain that a fast food restaurant ran out of lemonade."
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