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Cocky Criminals Caught Trying to Carry Off Cops' Cocks

A couple of bird brains broke into barn housing chickens confiscated in a massive raid on upstate cockfighting ring this week and tried to bust the roosters out of the joint - only to find themselves behind bars.

Robert Paul ReyesHoly Redneck Couple Charged With Battery Following Fight Over Ten Commandments: Video! - The theological argument became so tense that the woman used the Bible to hit the dude upside his face, and he threw her across the room.
Robert Paul ReyesBra Vending Machine Debuts In Japan: Video - A vending machine selling brassieres in Osaka, Japan, attracted a lot of attention but few customers.
Robert Paul ReyesShould Barbie Come In A Plus-Size? Hell No! Video! - Barbie`s life-size dimensions are shocking, if the iconic doll were an actual woman, she would be 5'9", have a 39" bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips and a size 3 shoe.
Robert Paul ReyesWoman Stabs Hubby With Ceramic Squirrel For Not Bringing Her Beer On Christmas Eve: Video - This milquetoast needs to man up, kick his wife to the curb, and pour a keg of beer over her for good measure.
Robert Paul ReyesGypsy Hypnotizes Priest, 71, Steals Christmas Offerings - When the priest came out of his hypnosis-induced trance, he noticed the theft, changed his diapers and called the cops.
Robert Paul ReyesWoman Stabs Boyfriend Over What Colors Should Be In Their Wedding - The lovebirds engaged in their violent confrontation on Christmas Day, hopefully the man`s New Year`s resolution will be to kick his girlfriend to the curb.
Robert Paul ReyesCanadian Inmate Surrenders 12 Hours After Christmas Day Escape - A Canadian inmate who escaped from a minimum-security prison Christmas morning surrendered late that night, calling from a pay phone.
Robert Paul ReyesFred & Betty Celebrate 50th Anniversary on Christmas - Christmas is the time for hope and optimism; I choose to believe that neither blindness nor dementia can dim the love these lovebirds have for each other.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Spots Virgin Mary on Tie-Dye T-shirt He Made: Religious Tomfoolery! Video! - Symonds says he doesn`t know what he will do with his holy T-shirt. Bullcrap, it will be on sale on eBay before you can say: Religious quackery!
Robert Paul ReyesWoman Caught Smuggling Weed Tells Court: I Thought It Was Real Grass - A woman who told a Swedish court she thought the 15 pounds of marijuana she smuggled into the country was grass for the lawn was sentenced to jail.
Robert Paul ReyesUnto Us a Monster Child is Born - The bouncing (not sure this monster baby can bounce) baby boy is doing just fine, and mom is hoping he will turn out to be a football player.
Robert Paul ReyesBill Gates Invests In Urine-Powered Mobile Phones: Video - It`s not an inalienable human right to own a cell phone; people who live in 3rd world hell holes can send messages using smoke signals or carrier pigeons.
Robert Paul ReyesOutrage: Santa Claus Robs Bank! Video! - Ain`t nothing new under the sun, there are dozens of videos on YouTube of evil Santas robbing banks and convenience stores.
Robert Paul ReyesOutrage: Hillbilly Judge Rules Possum Drop Can Take Place New Year's Eve: Video - I hope PETA supporters show up en masse and disrupt this hillbilly abomination. Just say No to hillbilly tomfoolery!
Robert Paul Reyes'Prancing Elites' Black Drag Queens Cause Uproar At Christmas Parade: Video - Christmas is a time for everybody to prance around and have a good time; Merry Christmas to all my readers.
Robert Paul ReyesTerrified Airline Pilot Ducks As He Sees UFO Heading Straight To Cockpit! - The captain claims he saw a flying object shaped like a cigar, methinks the good captain has Freudian issues.
Robert Paul ReyesMystery Santa Causes Panic By Waving To Schoolchildren - I`ve had enough of this overabundance of caution " bullcrap; everybody just needs to chill the hell out.
Robert Paul ReyesKnife-Wielding Moron Tries To Rob Off-Duty Cop - Chicago police said they arrested a man accused of trying to rob an off-duty police officer at knifepoint on the street.
Robert Paul ReyesMan Attacks Mother In Christmas Ornament Dispute - Atwood, who was drunk at the time, was charged with misdemeanor domestic assault. Let`s hope he spends Christmas behind bars, and that his cellmate beats the holy hell out of him.
Robert Paul ReyesKrampus-Themed Christmas Display Sparks Outrage: Video - May Krampus make mincemeat out of all the nasty children this Christmas!
Robert Paul ReyesNews Anchor Fired After Dropping F-Bomb During Newscast: Video - You don`t have to be a news anchor legend like Ron Burgundy, to know that you always assume that the microphone is on.
Robert Paul ReyesDude in Christmas Elf Costume Arrested for DUI: Video! - Nothing good ever happens at 3 AM, especially when you are drunk as a skunk and dressed as the elf character portrayed by Will Ferrell in the 2003 movie " Elf."
Robert Paul Reyes'Living Nativity` Scene Depicts Santa Bowing to Baby Jesus - It`s good to know that in a living nativity scene in a Baptist Church, Santa is paying homage to Jesus, and the self-sacrifice, and good will that he represents.
Robert Paul ReyesUFO Turns Out To Be Trash Bags Filled With Helium: Video - A UFO described as a big black blob was photographed over the town of Ellensburg, Washington. The witness says it 'expanded and contracted like some kind of jagged, geometric puffer fish
Robert Paul ReyesSantapocalypse: Santas Have Epic Deathmatch In New York City: Video - God damn these Santas straight to hell!
Robert Paul ReyesTeacher Tells Black Student Who Wore Santa Claus Outfit: Santa's White! Video! - Some folks can`t abide the idea of a black youngster wearing a Santa Claus outfit, in what planet they argue does a black young man break into a house to leave presents behind?
Robert Paul ReyesAirport Security Guard's Amazing Dive To Catch Falling Toddler: Video - Paczek`s heroics didn`t go unnoticed, he received and undisclosed sum as a Christmas bonus.
Robert Paul ReyesCops Arrest Driver Named Jesus Who Was Hauling Weed in Christmas Wrapped Packages - A man named Jesus is driving around Surfside, Fla. with weed in boxes wrapped as Christmas presents. The cops should have presented this Jesus/Santa dude with a key to the city of Surfside instead of arresting him.
Robert Paul ReyesProstitute Sues Colorado For Not Letting Her Open Medical Marijuana Store - Let Kenyon open a medical marijuana store. She can call it: Ho-listic Heavenly Herb!
Robert Paul ReyesLayaway Santa Pays Off $20,000 in Layaway Accounts At Walmart: Video - Paraday is a good egg, let`s follow his example and get busy performing random acts of kindness this Christmas season.
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