|Robert Paul Reyes||Polar Bear Tries to Eat Baby Through Glass Wall at Zoo - The polar bear attempted to eat the baby who had his ugly little face pressed against the glass. The baby began to howl and was lifted away from the glass, no doubt with a fresh load of crap in his diapers. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Outrage: Giant Rubber Duckie Stolen from Town of Clinton, NJ - Crime Stoppers of Hunterdon County is offering a $250 reward for information about the disappearance of a giant inflatable duck that went missing after the annual rubber ducky race in Clinton Sunday.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||The Horror! The Horror! Woman Discovers Cat Hairball Inside Her Vagina! God Help Us! - I don`t even want to know how a fur ball really got inside her vagina, some mysteries are better left unsolved. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||British Woman, 84, Fends Off Robber With Bacon - Robbing a senior citizen at an ATM is as easy as stealing candy from a baby. This 84-year-old woman is lucky she survived her ordeal without losing her money or her life. Escort your grandma to the ATM when she needs to make a withdrawal.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Wild Boar Runs Out of Baltic Sea to Terrorize Sunbathers: Video - Visitors to a beach in Poland captured footage of a wild boar charging out of the Baltic Sea and aggressively chasing sunbathers.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Man, 80, Scares Armed Robber in 'Scream' Mask by Firing Gun - An elderly laundromat owner in South Carolina managed to scare off an attempted robber wearing a mask from a horror movie.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Donkey Smokes Giant Cigarette - In this video from China a donkey was filmed smoking a giant cigarette being help up to its nostrils by its owner. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Mistakes Bird for Flying Saucer - Moral of this story: If you see something, say something! Unless you are a UFO true believers who mistakes swamp gas, Chinese lanterns and damn birds for flying saucers. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Woman Crashes Car into House While Praying With Eyes Closed - Authorities in Florida said a woman who crashed into a house after blowing through a stop sign told investigators she had been praying with her eyes closed.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Sweet Elderly Couple Throws Cat Parade: Video - With balloons in tow and signs on the float, or in this case wheel chair, Ken and Katie Rorheim`s 10-year-old Siamese cat, Wilbert was his own parade`s grand marshal, as well as its only participant.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Man Uses Drone to Wax Leg Hair: Video - A Quebec man found a way to work his aerial drone into his grooming routine by using the device to wax his leg hair.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Baby Looks Just Like Her Cabbage Patch Kid: Pure Evil! - Dolls in general and Cabbage Patch Dolls in particular give me the heebie-jeebies -- my theological opinion is that demons find a Cabbage Patch Doll a more suitable host than a serial killer or a terrorist. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Sloth Selfie Takes Internet by Storm - A tour guide in Brazil snapped a once-in-a-lifetime selfie with a friendly sloth he found lounging in a tree.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Pizza Roll Fight Ends in Arrest for N.C. Couple - A couple in North Carolina were taken into police custody after authorities say the two assaulted each other with pizza rolls.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Man Punches Bear in the Face While Defending Dog - A Canadian man escaped an encounter with a mother bear after it attacked while he was taking his dog for a walk.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Watch: Vehicle Drives in Reverse at High Speed on Chinese Highway - The driver of the backward vehicle skillfully changes lanes, passes other vehicles and goes around curves in reverse.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Fence-climbing Alligator a Celebrity at Florida Golf Club - An alligator shown in a viral video as its hops a fence at a South Fort Myers golf course is a celebrity of sorts among the golfers there.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Tiny Alien House and Tiny Six-inch Alien Discovered on Mars! Holy Lilliputian Aliens! - Alien hunters have announced discovery of a six-inch doorway to the home of a Mars alien. The announcement comes soon after discovery of a six-inch alien on Mars believed to be of the same alien species as the famous Atacama Alien discovered on Earth in 2003.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dog Retrieves Hand After Idiot Loses It In Firecracker Explosion - A Chicago nurse got a rude awakening when a man in her Portage Park neighborhood blew off his hand with a firecracker a body part that was found hours later by the nurse`s dog.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Cop Break Down Door to Rescue Woman -- A Blow-up Sex Doll - Police in the Dutch capital said they kicked down the door to an apartment to rescue a woman who turned out to be an inflatable sex doll.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Geezer, 80, Kills Friend, 81, Over Unpaid Church Loan - The murder of an 81-year-old man in a Rhode Island cemetery by an 80-year-old acquaintance stemmed from an unpaid church loan, authorities say.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Hot Chick Threatens Dude With Hatchet For Refusing to Have Sex With Her - After her repeated demands to have sex were rebuffed, a Florida woman grabbed a hatchet and began beating on the locked door of the bathroom where her beau had sought refuge, police report.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Rascal the Cat Gets Brain Freeze: Video - An ice cream loving Ontario cat was filmed by his owner enjoying a spoonful of the frozen treat and pausing to ride out a brain freeze.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Ronald McDonald Shot Outside Sonic - A man named Ronald McDonald was shot outside of a Sonic restaurant in Lumberton, North Carolina last week.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||A Dog, A Duck and a Rock: Video - An adorable duck and dog were caught on camera playing together as they ran around a massive rock.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||During Violent Thunderstorm Couple Argues Over UFOs: Video - An alien UFO sighting during a thunderstorm freaks woman out as the spacecrafts stop and go. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Soccer Player Ejected From Game for Loud Fart! - Audible flatulence resulted in one Swedish soccer player being ejected early during a lower-league match.
|Robert Paul Reyes||The Horror! Firefighters Free Teen Girl Who Got Stuck Inside a Giant Barney Head - If I was at a friends house and I discovered a giant Barney the dinosaur head in his closet, I would leave the cursed thing in the closet, run out of his house, and never have anything to do with him again. I will not be friends with a serial killer, a terrorist or a Satanic cultist who has a Barney fetish. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Pooch Addicted to Netflix: Video - Meet #Chiko the #shibainu who has a serious #Netflix addiction!|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Horror Flick 'The Conjuring' Scares the Bejesus Out of Pooch - This pooch is watching the horror movie, "The Conjuring", and he reacts the same way I would, be hiding behind a pillow|