|Robert Paul Reyes||Kid Hid In Trash Bin, Wanted To See Inside Garbage Truck: Video - Connor`s parents should fire the babysitter, give Connor a spanking he won`t soon forget, and thank the gods that their son wasn`t seriously hurt. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Outrage: Six Flags Great America Gives 100 Millionth Guest A Free Pizza - I will never set foot inside a Six Flags amusement park again, I`d rather spend all my money at a carnival where all the games are rigged, and all the carny employees are inbred rednecks. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Burger King Employee Hides Robbers' Getaway Car: Video - Hey idiots do you want fries with that, or are you content with egg on your face?|
|Robert Paul Reyes||'Thong Cape Scooter Man', 56, Despised By Civilized Society: Video - What can you do? It`s not against the law to be an obtuse and obese moron!|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Smashburger Offers Free Burgers To Folks Named 'Burger': Video - What a lousy promotion, how many people have the surname "Burger"?|
|Robert Paul Reyes||German Cafe Charges Customers By The Hour - Charging customers for the amount of time they spend in a cafÃ© might just work. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Marathon Runner Chases Down Purse Snatcher - The mugger was arrested and charged, and the marathon runner is being proclaimed a hero.
|Robert Paul Reyes||UFO Mothership Photographed Over Historical Edgemoor Barn: Video - Did Henry take a pic of a flying saucer or just a really cool old barn? You be the judge!|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Wise Mom Has Evil Son Arrested For Stealing Her Pop-Tart: Video - It`s a slippery slope my friends, if the mother looks the other way when her good-for-nothing son steals her Pop-Tart, soon he will steal her jewelry and sell it on eBay. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Twisted Woman Conks Man Over The Head With Garden Gnome: Video - A garden gnome is a small humanoid creature, usually wearing a jaunty pointy hat, intended for the purpose of ornamentation and protection from evil spirits.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Outrage: Teacher Suspended For Sleeping During Class - Shame on the students for getting their hardworking teacher in trouble!|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude's Arm Takes 6 Years To Heal, Breaks Day After Final Treatment - The day after his final treatment Blackburn tripped over his pooch, tumbled down stairs, and shattered his arm. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Bicycle Messenger Makes Rounds With Cat Perched On His Shoulder: Video - Commuters find it difficult not to smile when they see bike messenger Rudi Salida make his appointed rounds with his cat, Mary Jane, precariously perched on his shoulder.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Detroit Mower Gang Mowing Abandoned Playgrounds: Video - I applaud the Detroit Mower Gang for their good intentions, but they remind me of rearranging chairs on the deck of the Titanic. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Wore Ankle Monitor During 20+ Break-ins - Throw away the key and the ankle monitor and lock up this oxygen thief for the rest of his miserable life. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Outrage: City Orders Homeowner To Take Down Christmas Decorations - This incident isn`t an example of the so-called War on Christmas ", it`s a prosecution of an aesthetic crime.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Failed Bank Robber Robs Drugstore Across The Street - The defining characteristic of this moron is laziness, not stupidity. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Girl Bully Learns Lessons From Thrift Shop Clothes! Macklemore Video! - If you are innately cool you can buy your wardrobe at a thrift store and rock the hell out of second-hand duds. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Frisco Restaurant 'Bacon, Bacon' Forced To Close Because Of Bacon Smell, Video - I would pay to live next to an eatery where the delicious aroma of bacon envelopes the neighborhood. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Moron Car Burlgars Accidentally Butt Dial 911 - A Smartphone can be a dangerous instrument in the hands of a butthead.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Outrage: Couple Change Baby's Diapers At Their Seat At Starbucks - The cops should have hauled away the offending couple, and their damn baby to jail.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Old Hag's Claim Gang Of Blacks Robbed Her Of Jewelry:FALSE - This old woman is a one-person crime wave, and the cops should at the very least charge her with filing a false police report.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Theater Critic Smashes Audience Member's Smartphone - Bravo! Mr. Williamson, you are a scholar and a gentleman.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Burglar Shot After Victim Forced into Closet with Gun - Fortunately, the deadliest weapon in the closet wasn`t a pair of stiletto heels. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Couple See Image of Jesus Christ in Newspaper Ink Blob - That same ink blob would look like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or Angelina Jolie to yours truly. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Mayoral Candidate Claims Endorsement From Jesus Christ - WWJD? I seriously doubt Jesus would vote, let alone endorse, a candidate who accused her opponent of using voodoo sorcery against her. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Lady In A Pickle: She Beat Employee Who Added Too Many PicklesTo Her Sandwich - Don`t expect a fast food restaurant to get every item on the menu right, just be grateful if their specialty is usually delicious. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Plane Passenger Ejected For Non-Stop Singing Of Whitney Houston: Videos - If there is a God in heaven this woman`s cellmate will be a jailbird who can`t stop singing Justin Bieber songs. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Completes Handwritten Bible After 7 Years: Video - I must give Patterson credit for seeing his arduous project through to completion. Too many of us start an ambitious project, writing a novel or whatever, and then give up in frustration. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Australian Restaurant Offers $120 Bacon and Egg Sandwich: Video - If I was starving and Jehovah rained down manna from heaven, I would demand bacon instead. |