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Cocky Criminals Caught Trying to Carry Off Cops' Cocks

A couple of bird brains broke into barn housing chickens confiscated in a massive raid on upstate cockfighting ring this week and tried to bust the roosters out of the joint - only to find themselves behind bars.

Robert Paul Reyes500 Pound Safe Stolen From Florida Home - Moral of this story: Even a safe isn`t safe from burglars. Buy a good insurance policy.
Robert Paul ReyesShorts Banned: Male Train Drivers Switch To Skirts In Summer - If I worked in a train cab, where the temperature can hit 95 degrees, I would wear a skirt. Not a stuffy kilt mind you, but a silk mini-skirt that would let my legs breathe.
Robert Paul ReyesWashington Named No. 1 Best State for Bigfoot to Live In: Video - California took second place as a potential home for Bigfoot. If Bigfoot lived in California he`s already have his own reality show and his own clothing line.
Robert Paul ReyesHero Subdues Bank Robber With Candy Dish - Farrington is MacGyver on steroids; he used a candy dish and a phone cord to subdue a dangerous criminal.
Robert Paul ReyesNorthern Ireland Erects Fake Storefronts Ahead of G8 Summit - Will the G8 leaders have the courage to forego cosmetic changes, and take tough measures to improve the economy?
Robert Paul ReyesLady Injured Blocking Exit Of Couple Making Love In Car - At 1:30 a.m. I doubt any children were around to ogle the amorous couple, and the busybody lady should have left them alone.
Robert Paul ReyesMan, 90, Saves Woman, 19, From Drowning: Video - Kudos to the old-timer for his courage and quick thinking.
Robert Paul Reyes'Operation Safe Summer': Cops Give Kids Ice Cream Cones For Wearing Bike Helmets! Video - I hope there will be many kids in Brimfield Township enjoying a free ice cream cone this summer.
Robert Paul ReyesPost Office Cited For Overgrown Grass - My mailman spends most of his time chatting with lonely old ladies on his route; I wish the bum would put his time to good use and mow my front lawn.
Robert Paul ReyesWoman gets $130 Ticket for Driving with Dog on Lap - A woman driving down the road with her little yapping dog on her lap is a disquieting and disturbing scene.
Robert Paul ReyesCriminal, 22, Arrested For 77th Time: Where's Charles Bronson? Video - Am I wrong for wishing that Charles Bronson`s character from "Death Wish", Paul Kersey was alive and well in Chicago?
Robert Paul ReyesDunkin' Donuts Puts Bacon, Egg on Glazed Donut: Video - I know where I will be eating breakfast every day for the rest of my life.
Robert Paul ReyesEvil Teacher Fakes Terminal Illness To Skip Class - Barker may be lacking in integrity, but she`s got chutzpah up the wazoo, she`s fighting her termination.
Robert Paul ReyesBus Passenger: I Was Late To Work Because Driver Stopped At McDonald's - I`d rather don a platinum wig, put on high heels, and walk to work than put up with the riff-raff who use public transportation.
Robert Paul ReyesPrancercise Your Way To Fitness With Joanna Rohrback: Video - Rohrback claims a horse inspired her exercise, but methinks a camel was the inspiration because homegirl sports some serious cameltoe.
Robert Paul ReyesIs Black Speck In Sky Dust On Camera Lens Or UFO Mothership? Video! - Maybe Amanda Byne`s tenuous grasp on reality has finally snapped and she`s floating in the skies dropping bongs on unsuspecting citizens.
Robert Paul ReyesShoplifter Gets Stuck In Ceiling: Video - Balm is a piece of work; she probably thinks that her jail cell will have a false ceiling that can provide her with an escape route.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Sees Mountain Lion With House Cat In Its Mouth From Apartment Balcony - Late Friday night is a time when young people have a tendency to get drunk. I wonder if Todd`s deck was littered with beer cans. Just saying "
Robert Paul ReyesMoron Steals Rugs From ATM Vestibules - William Footman, 55, is the most stupid criminal in the annals of crime.
Robert Paul ReyesKid Hid In Trash Bin, Wanted To See Inside Garbage Truck: Video - Connor`s parents should fire the babysitter, give Connor a spanking he won`t soon forget, and thank the gods that their son wasn`t seriously hurt.
Robert Paul ReyesOutrage: Six Flags Great America Gives 100 Millionth Guest A Free Pizza - I will never set foot inside a Six Flags amusement park again, I`d rather spend all my money at a carnival where all the games are rigged, and all the carny employees are inbred rednecks.
Robert Paul ReyesBurger King Employee Hides Robbers' Getaway Car: Video - Hey idiots do you want fries with that, or are you content with egg on your face?
Robert Paul Reyes'Thong Cape Scooter Man', 56, Despised By Civilized Society: Video - What can you do? It`s not against the law to be an obtuse and obese moron!
Robert Paul ReyesSmashburger Offers Free Burgers To Folks Named 'Burger': Video - What a lousy promotion, how many people have the surname "Burger"?
Robert Paul ReyesGerman Cafe Charges Customers By The Hour - Charging customers for the amount of time they spend in a café might just work.
Robert Paul ReyesMarathon Runner Chases Down Purse Snatcher - The mugger was arrested and charged, and the marathon runner is being proclaimed a hero.
Robert Paul ReyesUFO Mothership Photographed Over Historical Edgemoor Barn: Video - Did Henry take a pic of a flying saucer or just a really cool old barn? You be the judge!
Robert Paul ReyesWise Mom Has Evil Son Arrested For Stealing Her Pop-Tart: Video - It`s a slippery slope my friends, if the mother looks the other way when her good-for-nothing son steals her Pop-Tart, soon he will steal her jewelry and sell it on eBay.
Robert Paul ReyesTwisted Woman Conks Man Over The Head With Garden Gnome: Video - A garden gnome is a small humanoid creature, usually wearing a jaunty pointy hat, intended for the purpose of ornamentation and protection from evil spirits.
Robert Paul ReyesOutrage: Teacher Suspended For Sleeping During Class - Shame on the students for getting their hardworking teacher in trouble!
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