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Old Ladies Crazy About Old Cowboy Who Rides a Robotic Horse

But I have to tip my hat to the Crazy Cranford Cowboy, a crazy old coot who tools around town atop a robotic horse is a pimp in my book.

Robert Paul Reyes'Ghost' Tries To Rob Subway Restaurant, Employee Hurls Pot of Soup At Him - The bad dude was all trick and no treat; I hope that he spends Halloween in the slammer.
Robert Paul ReyesCanadians Too Polite To Complain About Couples Having Loud Sex In Hotel - I can imagine Mama and Sugar Bear of Honey Boo Boo fame in a Canadian hotel room, they would make so much ruckus, that even Mr. T. would be afraid to tell them to quiet down.
Robert Paul ReyesJames Marr, 79, Helps To Chase Down A Thief! Senior Superhero! - Reade`s crime-fighting days are over, he promises never to do anything like that again.
Robert Paul ReyesStop The Insanity: Dude Steals Money On The Way Out Of Jail! - We can safely deduce that Frank Rodriguez-Tapia, 20, has not been rehabilitated.
Robert Paul ReyesBank Robber Returns To Bank He Robbed, Claims He Was Shortchanged! - The oxygen thief was charged with fourth degree grand larceny, he should also have been charged with fifth degree stupidity.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Sees UFO As Large As A Football Field! - If there was really a spacecraft as large as a football field, there would have been multiple witnesses, not just one crackpot.
Robert Paul ReyesOutrage: Jailbirds Demand Floss - If inmates want floss, let them pull a thread from their dirty drawers.
Robert Paul ReyesMascot That Looks Like Decrepit Old Dude Found In Garbage Bin - There is nothing scarier than an old man, because he reminds us of our impending death.
Robert Paul ReyesLady Calls 911 To Thank Sheriff For Bologna Sandwich - If the correctional officers are smart they won`t serve Brown her favorite sandwich, after all they don`t want her using 911 to call the sheriff when she`s released from jail.
Robert Paul ReyesVideo: Woman Sets Soda Machine On Fire After It Swallows Her Money - If this oxygen thief lost her temper with an inanimate object, image how she would react if she got into an argument with a hapless stranger.
Robert Paul ReyesInsanity Prevails In South Africa - South Africa is a failed nation, AIDS, crime and corruption run rampant, and insanity prevails.
Robert Paul ReyesDog-Poop Bags Feature Images Of Barack Obama & Mitt Romney - Obama and Romney are both full of crap, it would be appropriate for bags with an image of either presidential candidate to be full of excrement.
Robert Paul ReyesThere Is A God! Octopus Attacks Woman Riding An Aquabike! - This world is insane; I'm praying it will end December 21, 2012
Robert Paul ReyesDude Using Propane Torch To Cook Squirrel Starts Apartment Fire - This moron should never again be allowed to live in an apartment, he should be locked up in a jail cell or forced to live in the woods.
Robert Paul ReyesInsanity: Old Dude Steals Ambulance To Get Home From Hospital - If you survive to the age of 77 you have carte blanche to do whatever the hell you want.
Robert Paul ReyesOld Couple Tend Giant Pot Plant! Claim They Didn't Know It Was Weed! Yeah, Right! - The clueless cops blindly accepted their claim that they had no idea it was a pot plant.
Robert Paul ReyesCops Tase & Pepper Spray Dude Fighting With A Stop Sign! - Correctional officers should install a stop sign in this dude`s jail cell, until he learns the meaning of the word.
Robert Paul ReyesBicyclist Drunk On 'Mike's Hard Lemonade' Runs Into Patrol Car - Only a bicycle nerd would get drunk on a candy-a** drink like "Mike`s Hard Lemonade."
Robert Paul ReyesGrandma Beats Hell Out Of Burglar With Cane - Don`t rely on a cane to save your life when an intruder breaks into your home; keep a loaded gun under your bed.
Robert Paul ReyesVideo: Burger King Mascot Causes Commotion At McDonald's - I`d rather be forced to marry Flo, the Progressive Insurance lady, than spend one minute in the presence of Mr. Burger King.
Robert Paul ReyesTaxi Driver's Boob Pics Shown At Gallery - This self-described "lady whisperer" is really a "ho whisperer", no lady would flash her breasts for a stranger.
Robert Paul ReyesStick Shift Porsche 911 Stumps Carjacker! Fool Is Nabbed By The Cops - If you are a carjacker by profession it behooves you to learn how to drive a stick shift, especially when the penalty for carjacking is so stiff.
Robert Paul ReyesStop The Insanity! Lady Puts Resume On Billboard - I'm not disputing that Wilburn is seriously looking for a job, but it seems to be that seeking publicity is a greater priority in her life.
Robert Paul ReyesCountrified Craziness: Country Bumpkin Finds Ex Living In Her Attic - I`m shocked to discover that a low-income person living in the South has a house with an attic. I thought all country bumpkins lived in trailers or Chevy vans.
Robert Paul ReyesPooch Eats Wad Of Cash! Owners Recover Money! Don't Ask! - If my pooch, Mandy, ate a $300 cash wad, I would consider it an expensive lesson. I would never in a million years try to recover the money by picking through her droppings.
Robert Paul ReyesShoplifter, 18, Leaves Behind Wallet, Cap, And Sneakers At Walmart - We can't expect a dumb kid who gets high off of cough syrup to have a brilliant career as a shoplifter.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Steals Ton Of Hay As Makeup Gift For Girlfriend! Is She Sarah Jessica Parker? - Are there no flower shops or candy shops in Russia?
Robert Paul ReyesDude Assaults Victim With Dirty Drawers - Florida is the new California, everything weird happens in the Sunshine State.
Robert Paul ReyesLady Pulls Gun On Man While They Are Having Sex In A Moving Car - A story that includes a bar, a prostitute, and a moving vehicle is destined not to end well for someone.
Robert Paul ReyesStop The Insanity! Suspect Uses Smartphone For Robbery Note - The bank robber probably has poor penmanship, and his handwritten note was hard to decipher. It was smart and considerate of him to use a smartphone for the 2nd bank robbery.
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