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Taco Bell Employee Assaults Manager With Burrito!

A Taco Bell employee is facing arrest after allegedly throwing a hot burrito at his manager because he was upset over having to work the morning shift, South Carolina police report.

Robert Paul ReyesIf You Pay For Phone Sex, Is It Prostitution? - The Italian high court correctly ruled that phone sex isn't an act of prostitution since the man and the woman have no physical contact. (at least not with each other.)
Robert Paul ReyesSnake In Dashboard Scares Poop Out Of Driver - If I saw a snake in my car I wouldn't be too embarrassed to call for animal control, the FBI and a swat team.
Robert Paul ReyesKnock-Down Brawl At Yacht Club Started Over A Portable Toilet - I'm curious why there was a portable toilet at a yacht club; you'd think a yacht club would provide several restrooms with gold-plated fixtures for their well-heeled members.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Puts Up 'Hookers Go Away' Sign Near His Home! Like That Will Work! - Prydwen will only be successful in running off the women of dubious virtue if he disrupts their business by taking video of them soliciting potential customers.
Robert Paul ReyesLady Shoots Husband, Claims She Was Aiming At A Skunk! Yeah, Right! - If the husband survives his wound he would be well-advised to divorce his wife, or at the least get rid of all the guns in his home.
Robert Paul ReyesOld Lady Overfeeds Birds, Making Life A Living Hell For Her Neighbors - This case calls for a judge with the wisdom of Solomon: The city should take away her bird feeder, and give her an indoor bird cage, complete with a parakeet.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Calls 911: Begs For Female Officer To Come To His House To Entertain Him - I'm sure there will be someone in jail who won't mind getting intimate with Basso, only it won't be a female correctional officer, but a male inmate.
Robert Paul ReyesThree Libraries In Hamden, Connecticut Infested With Bed Bugs - These libraries in Connecticut that were infested with bed bugs should be a wake-up call: Leave libraries for the homeless who have nowhere else to go, and buy a damn E-Reader.
Robert Paul ReyesFlorida Dentist Rides Unicycle To Office On His 75th Birthday - We all accept the fact that dentists are sadists, but we won't tolerate any clowns.
Robert Paul ReyesThief Uses Sword To Rob Convenience Store - The cops aren't armed with baseball bats or swords, but guns. If they find this loser I hope they will find an excuse to blow him away to kingdom come.
Robert Paul ReyesTopless Alcoholic Babysitter From Hell Found Sleeping In Hotel Parking Lot - This topless babysitter won`t be starring in any adult movie, but you are liable to see her lying half-naked in a gutter.
Robert Paul ReyesEnglish Town Of Shitterton Takes A Lot Of Crap For Its Unique Name - To make matters worse, Shitterton lies in the Piddle Valley. England is a miserable place, with the fog and the never-ending rain, but it doesn't deserve such wretched names for its cities and villages.
Robert Paul ReyesLawyer, 76, Dumps Judge Girlfriend, 55, To Shack Up With Paralegal, 25 - I hope the paralegal doesn't have a young daughter; she may be the next one this old Romeo hits on.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Inflitrates Classical Music Station, Changes Playlist To Rap - Davis should face the music, that is to say his punishment should be to listen to classical music for 24 straight hours.
Robert Paul ReyesTeen Tells Cop: Her Booty Looked So Good, Couldn't Resist Touching It - Aaron Morris, 18, is treating this despicable act as a joke; he doesn`t seem to realize the gravity of violating a woman in this crude manner.
Robert Paul ReyesCops Find Naked Dude In School: Claims He Thought He Was In A Motel - There is no truth to the rumor that the naked guy was Tim Pawlenty, on a bender because Mitt Romney didn`t select him as his running mate.
Robert Paul ReyesRoadkill Raccoon Becomes Internet Sensation - Do I need to post a pic of me eating a dead raccoon sandwich on Facebook to become famous?
Robert Paul ReyesHot Lady Attacks Boyfriend With Pink Stripper Pole & Hot Cooking Oil - Sarah is a very attractive woman, and her heart seems to be in the right place, every woman should keep a pink steel stripper pole in her home to entertain her man.
Judyth Piazza CEO (Editor)Horny Bull Mounts Hapless Man in Arkansas - A bull in Arkansas was looking for love in all the wrong places when it 'tried to mate' with a Good Samaritan who was trying to lead the amorous creature to pasture.
Robert Paul ReyesScandal In Seattle: Tourist Complains That Bathroom Stall Doors Are Too Low - It wasn`t an NBA basketball player who complained that the bathroom doors are too low, it was Shahrukh Pestoni, a 5-foot-7 tourist from Toronto.
Robert Paul ReyesBoob Posts Video On YouTube Begging For Money For Boob Job - Lane looked perfectly fine before her plastic surgery; she didn't need bigger boobs, just more self-esteem.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Waits On Hold For 15 Hours To Confirm His Flight With Qantas - Kahn your mission is accomplished: The world knows not to book a flight on Qantas, but they also know that your elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
Robert Paul ReyesRepentant Burglar Returns Loot, Along With Letter Of Apology - Times are hard and we all make mistakes; there but for the grace of God go I.
Robert Paul ReyesPolice Officer Delivers Baby, Mom Didn't Know She Was Pregnant - If a woman who had no idea she was pregnant goes into labor, she needs to call Jenny Craig before she calls 911.
Robert Paul ReyesEngland: Zombie Takes A Bite Out Of Leather Bus Seat - A bus is a perfect place for a zombie to hang out; he fits in with the homeless, thugs, mashers, and other weirdoes who rely on public transportation.
Robert Paul ReyesMan Put Screaming Daughter In Trunk Of Car In Front Of Witnesses - Nguyen was arrested on child abuse charges, his daughter should be permanently taken away from him.
Robert Paul ReyesDumb Criminal Identified By Tattoo On His Forehead - The police found Jesus cowering in an alley, he had his victim's business checks in his possession. This sorry excuse for a human being was charged with a felony count of armed robbery.
Robert Paul ReyesLady, 89, Scares Away Burglars With Gun! - When the cowardly burglars saw the old woman with her gun pointing at them, they took off running like schoolgirls who had just witnessed Mike Tyson eating Justin Bieber's ear.
Robert Paul ReyesBurglar Hits Homeowner Upside His Head With Toilet Bowl Lid - Maybe getting conked on the head with a toilet bowl lid knocked some sense into the homeowner, and he will buy a firearm post haste.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Spots Man Riding His $1,500 Stolen Trek 7500 Bicycle - Joseph Joseph should change his name to "Moron Moron", he confessed to buying stolen property which is a crime.
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