|Robert Paul Reyes||Big Bloomers Co. Makes Panties For 600-Pound Women - A British company known for making the world's largest panties announced the new 'super-super size' range, for women with waistlines up to 105 inches.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Ghana To Ban Sales Of Second-Hand Undies - Ghana plans to enforce a ban on the sale of second-hand underwear beginning in February, an official said on Monday, citing the health risks involved in the hawking of the garments by street vendors.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Burglar Bakes Brownies, Surfs Net, And Leaves - A burglar invaded a house in Florida while the owners were away for Thanksgiving, baked brownies and used a computer to look at porn sites, police said.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Robber And Accomplice Flashing Her Boobs Rob Gas Station - Police in Missouri said a man who allegedly used a female accomplice's breasts to distract clerks during a robbery was arrested after returning to the scene.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Lady, 100, Enrolled At A Community College! You Go Myrtle! - A Maryland woman who marked her 100th birthday says she intends to continue taking classes at the local community college.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||German Dude Seeks To Repossess His Ex-Girlfriend's Fake Boobs - A German woman who splashed out on breast implants with a loan from her then boyfriend now fears her assets could be re-possessed after she failed to fully reimburse him, the 20-year-old woman told Bild newspaper.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Duck Farmer To Cop: Marijuana Was For The Ducks - A French duck farmer who claims cannabis is an effective de-wormer was fined $669 and given a suspended jail sentence for possession of the plant.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Calls Cops To Lodge Complaint Against Prostitutes! Wanted Money Back! - The next time Ryan McNames wants to lodge a consumer complaint, he'll know better than to call the Columbia Police Department.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Canadian Industrial Minister's Slip Of The Tongue: We Need More Sex Stories - A small but significant slip of the tongue had Canada's industry minister pleading for 'more Canadian sex stories' on Monday, although he quickly insisted he was actually talking about success.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Police Officers Arrest Dudes For Playing Chess In Park - Seven New York men said they were issued desk-appearance tickets for playing chess in an area of a park designated for kids.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Coffee Shop Offering Porn In A Cup: 10 Shots Of Espresso In A Cup - A New York coffee shop is offering a 20-ounce beverage with 10 shots of espresso billed as 'coffee porn in a cup.'|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Florida Prisoner Accusing Sheriff Of Torture By Repeatedly Playing Same Movies - A Florida jail inmate awaiting trial is accusing the sheriff of "torture" by repeatedly showing the same movies. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Creep Gets Life Sentence For Scaring Old Lady To Death - A bank robbery suspect whom authorities accused of scaring an elderly woman to death after hiding in her home has been sentenced to life in prison.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Giant Pink Plastic Snails Take Over Miami - Gigantic pink plastic snails -- some up to 8 feet tall -- will begin appearing in public places in Miami with an environmental message, their creators say. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||A Tale About A Lawn Mower, Two Drunk Guys, And A Dude Who Ate His Beard - A Kentucky man says when the dust settled after a drunken fight, he was spitting out chunks of his own beard.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Would You Dine At A Pitch-Black Restaurant Staffed By Blind Waiters? - At Dans le Noir? New York, blind waiters will serve French cuisine in a windowless space with no light.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Gets Shot In His Groin, Finishes Sandwich, Then Seeks Treatment - Connecticut police said a man who heard gunshots while exiting a deli went home and ate his sandwich before seeking treatment for shots to the groin and thigh. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Who Robbed Delivery Driver Arrested After Visiting The Restaurant - Police in Massachusetts said a man who robbed a delivery driver was arrested after apparently gaining a taste for the food and visiting the restaurant.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Happy Father-To-Be Celebrates By Smoking A Joint, In The Hospital! - A Pennsylvania man celebrated his baby's birth by lighting up a joint in the hospital smoking area, police said.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Goldfish Will Protect World Leaders At G20 Summit - In addition to thousands of heavily-armed police and troops, six goldfish will put their lives on the line to safeguard world leaders at this week's G20 summit in the South Korean capital.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Charming Young Lady Flashes Cop To Avoid Trouble - Heather Angel Fiore, 31, was charged under a Fort Pierce city ordinance against indecent exposure Saturday night after an officer reported she lifted her shirt to flash a breast at him.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Mom Kills 10-Day-Old Baby In Washing Machine - A mother of three suspected of using crystal meth was charged with second-degree manslaughter after police found her 10-day-old baby dead inside a washing machine. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Is Your Laptop Damaging Your Family Jewels? - LAPTOP computers really should not be kept in our laps as they may have something to do with male infertility, research has found. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Saggy Pants Bank Robber Trips And Drops Bag Of Money - The FBI said an Ohio bank robber was slowed by his saggy pants and prevented from stealing money by an exploding dye pack.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Court Rules: Girl, 4, Can Be Sued For Running Over Old Lady With Bike - A girl can be sued over accusations she ran over an elderly woman with her training bicycle when she was 4 years old, a New York Supreme Court justice has ruled.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Miracle: Baby Survives 7-Floor Fall Without A Scratch! - An 18-month-old boy survived after falling seven floors and bouncing off a Paris cafe awning into the arms of a passer-by, witnesses said Tuesday.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Cops Throw The Book At Bookworm - Police threw the book at a bad driver for reading while navigating Canada's busiest highway, southwest of Toronto, authorities said Friday.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Girl Named Boo! Has Google-Friendly And Halloween-Friendly Name - The parents of an 8-year-old New York girl say they named her Boo! because she was due on Halloween.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Pumpkin Roll Causes Many Minor Injuries - Hundreds of Ohio students rolled pumpkins down a hill in the wee hours Thursday morning as part of a tradition stretching back to 1969. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Fool Mistakes A Halloween Decoration For Bloody Human Foot - Police in Kansas called out to investigate a report of a bloody foot hanging from the trunk of a car determined it was a Halloween decoration, authorities said.