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Cocky Criminals Caught Trying to Carry Off Cops' Cocks

A couple of bird brains broke into barn housing chickens confiscated in a massive raid on upstate cockfighting ring this week and tried to bust the roosters out of the joint - only to find themselves behind bars.

Robert Paul ReyesVuvuzelas: The Biggest Story Of The World Cup - The biggest story of the World Cup is the vuvuzela, fans by the thousands blow the plastic horns making watching a match an unbearable experience for anyone who isn't a soccer fanatic.
Robert Paul ReyesBritish Hotel Chain Premier Inn Bans Vuvuzelas - British hotel chain Premier Inn said Saturday it was banning the use of vuvuzelas after a manager was kept awake by England fans blowing the plastic horns.
Robert Paul ReyesWorld Cup Fan Ruptures Throat Blowing Vuvuzela: Thank God! - Insurance saleswoman Yvonne Mayer, 29, was unable to speak or eat for two days after ripping her windpipe when she blew the three foot horn during a street party in Cape Town.
Robert Paul ReyesShould Little People Be Allowed To Be Flight Attendants? - Taiwan's China Airlines has been fined 300,000 Taiwan dollars (9,400 US) for discriminating against shorter people applying for jobs as flight attendants, the government said.
Robert Paul Reyes8-Year Old Student Banned From Wearing Patriotic Hat To School - A Rhode Island family said their 8-year-old son was barred from wearing his patriotic hat to school because the toy army men on top were holding guns.
Robert Paul ReyesTwo Dudes Attend Church Festival Then Dance Naked In The Forest - Police in New York state said they found two highly intoxicated men naked and covered in mud in a wooded area in the Town of Lewiston.
Robert Paul ReyesSick Loser Hurls Puppy At Hells Angels - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
Robert Paul ReyesMother Of All Food Fights Breaks Out At Wendy's - Two people were arrested on assault charges in Kalamazoo after getting into a fight at a fast food restaurant.
Robert Paul ReyesDoes Calvin Klein Cologne Attract Cougars? - Biologists tracking jaguars in the Guatemalan jungle might smell nice but it's all in the name of science, with researchers finding the Calvin Klein cologne Obsession for Men attracts big cats.
Robert Paul ReyesCop Lets Lady With Suspended License Off In Exchange For 3 Pizzas - I've heard of a cop forgiving a man a traffic ticket in exchange for $50, or tearing a woman's ticket in exchange for sex. But this clown let a lady off who was driving with a suspended license for three pizzas!
Robert Paul ReyesPorky Lady On A Mission To Become Heaviest Woman In The World - A New Jersey woman is waging a campaign to become the world's heaviest living woman, admitting that she is as hungry for attention as she is for calorie-rich food.
Robert Paul ReyesUK College Course: How To Walk In Stiletto Heels - Students have been taught how to walk in stilettos as part of a government-funded course, a south London college said.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Lost In Wilderness Chopped Down 4 Power Poles To Attract Investigators - Utility workers in Canada's Saskachewan province said a man lost in the northern wilderness chopped down four power poles to attract investigators.
Robert Paul ReyesPorn Star Wanted For Murder Jumps To His Death - A porn actor, who was accused of killing a coworker with a sword, died after falling off a cliff Saturday when police used a stun gun to subdue him.
Robert Paul ReyesInmate Smuggles Everything But Kitchen Sink Into Jail - The Wenatchee World reports that officers were flat-out amazed by the volume of contraband an inmate reportedly smuggled into jail Wednesday at the start of a three-day sentence for disorderly conduct.
Robert Paul ReyesWimpy Drunk Calls 911: Mommy Took Away My Beer! - Police in Florida said a man charged with making false 911 reports called the emergency number several times to report his mother took away his beer.
Robert Paul ReyesHoly Mother Of God! Thieves Steal Statue Of Virgin Mary! - Police in Rhode Island said a Blessed Mary statue stolen from a yard did not help thieves avoid crashing their car into a building.
Robert Paul ReyesMaid Will Clean Your House In The Nude: Professional Or Prostitute? - An Omaha woman offers a different uniform while she cleans house: topless, bottomless or fully nude.
Robert Paul ReyesDrunk Driver Takes Stray Pooch To Police Station - Police in New York state said a man who found a stray dog and needed directions to the animal shelter allegedly drove drunk to the police station.
Robert Paul ReyesIt Takes British Women 76 Minutes To Get Ready For Work - Gals spend 76 minutes getting ready on Mondays -- with almost a third of that spent on their hair -- 18 minutes on make-up, 16 minutes trying on different clothes and the rest taken up by showering and washing.
Robert Paul ReyesHundreds Of Crazy Hot Blondes March To Cheer Up Latvians - Decked out in pink, their locks glinting in the sunshine, hundreds of blondes marched arm-in-arm through the Latvian capital Riga Saturday, in a bid to raise spirits in the slump-stricken Baltic state.
Robert Paul ReyesUnarmed Bank Robber Makes Getaway On Bike & Crashes Into Cop Car - A man suspected of robbing a downtown bank Thursday afternoon and who fled the scene on a bike crashed into a police car and hit the ground, with cash spilling out of his backpack.
Robert Paul ReyesFreaky Toddler Smokes 2 Packs Of Cigarettes A Day - Ardi Rizal isn't even out of diapers, but he already smokes around 40 cigarettes every day, according to Metro.co.uk.
Robert Paul ReyesWeird Tats Lead To Arrest Of Suspect In Home Invasion - A tattoo on the upper lip of 20-year-old Anthony Brandon Gonzales led to his arrest last week in the home invasion of an Elvis impersonator in Pueblo County.
Robert Paul ReyesDude Sucked Into Sausage-Seasoning Machine - According to wire reports a cleaning man was rushed to a hospital after being sucked into a machine at a sausage-making factory.
Robert Paul ReyesCops Find Idiot Fugitive Hiding In Stack Of Teddy Bears - Teddy bears, even a stack of them, weren't adequate cover for a fugitive. Police said a 20-year-old man found that out after he led them on a vehicle chase, then tried to hit an officer with his car.
Robert Paul ReyesHomeless Man Crashes Plane - Frederick County Circuit Judge, G. Edward Dwyer Jr, was shocked to learn that a homeless man who had caused $12,000 damage to the single-engine airplane he had stolen was only liable to repay $40.
Robert Paul ReyesRobot Conducts Wedding In Tokyo! Good Idea? - The nuptials at this ceremony were led by "I-Fairy," a 4-foot (1.5-meter) tall seated robot with flashing eyes and plastic pigtails.
Robert Paul ReyesSkinny Dip Leads To Swollen Manhood - A Canadian tourist's nude swim and nap at at a New Zealand beach ended badly when he woke with a swollen penis after apparently being bitten by a poisonous spider.
Robert Paul ReyesGospel Singers Gone Wild - According to wire reports two gospel singers played spiritual songs for several Georgia churches, then stole $1000,000 worth of speakers, microphones and other musical equipment.
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