|Robert Paul Reyes||Horror: Quack Dentist Operated Out Of An Auto Garage! - A Southwest Side man is facing misdemeanor charges after police discovered his unlicensed dentistry operation in the back of a Brighton Park auto garage.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Lady Gaga To Perform On American Idol May 5th - Lady Gaga will appear on American Idol on May 5th, the pop singer tweeted on Friday. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||It's Legal To Give A Cop The Finger - There is no doubt about it - people can legally give police officers the finger and tell them 'f...you.' |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Pasta Bible Cookbook Recipe Calls For "Salt & Freshly Ground Black People" - It's a tiny misprint, but an Australian publisher has had to pulp a cookbook after one recipe called for 'salt and freshly ground black people' to be added to the dish.
|Geoff Dean||Little Black Sambo Comes to A Japanese Kindergarten - Geoff remembers eating pancakes at a family restaurant named Sambo's as he looks into a Japanese kindergarten's school play|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Kid Brought Back From The Dead: I Saw Granny In Heaven - A three-year-old boy brought back from the dead after his heart stopped beating for three hours has told how he saw his great-grandmother in Heaven.|
|Geoff Dean||The World's Largest Plate of Hummus and Middle East Peace - Geoff tries to discuss hummus without salivating too much (it is very hard to come by here in Tokyo)|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Two Women Try To Smuggle Corpse Onto Plane - Two women were arrested at a British airport on suspicion of trying to smuggle a dead relative onto a flight bound for Germany, police said on Tuesday.
|Geoff Dean||Kim Jong Il: The Dear Leader As Fashion Leader - Geoff is in a hurry to finish this article so he can rush out and buy some Kim Jong-Il-style work overalls.|
|Geoff Dean||China's Dwarf Empire Amusement Park - Geoff regrets not having visited this somewhat un-pc amusement park in neighboring China. Maybe.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Idiot Cop Issues Tickets Dressed Like Easter Bunny - He was trying to lighten things up while issuing tickets, but cop Tom Broadway had to ditch his Easter Bunny disguise when city officials charged his stunt was 'breathtakingly dangerous.'
|Robert Paul Reyes||Women Hold Topless March In Maine - About two dozen women marched topless from Longfellow Square to Tommy's Park this afternoon in an effort to erase what they see as a double standard on male and female nudity. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Old Lady Causes Havoc At Hair Salon - Some ladies at a Grand Rapids salon had quite the hair-raising experience Thursday.
|Geoff Dean||Indian Military Seeks to Weaponize Chili Peppers - Geoff watches the bhut jolokia or "ghost chili", the world's hottest chili pepper, as it moves from the kitchen to the battlefield|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Old Lady Gardens Topless, Neighbors Horrified - Robert and Catharine Pierce should confine their nudity inside their house for the sake of neighborhood harmony. |
|Richard Taylor||"THE ALL" Creation and Religion - The insanity that religion has brought to the world.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Update: German Village Sells Potholes - A novel idea by a hard-up east German village to sell its potholes to finance their repair looked Friday to have got off to a good start, with 111 already snapped up, the official website showed.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Run Over By Wife, Twice! She Claims It Was An Accident! - A New Zealand man is recovering from injuries after being run over by his wife -- twice, local media reported on Friday.
|Geoff Dean||Japan and the Devil Wears and Works For Prada - Geoff looks into sexual harassment claims at a Prada outlet in Tokyo|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Idiot Buys Vials Containing Ghosts - Two glass vials said to contain the ghosts of an old man and a young girl have been sold online in New Zealand for nearly 2,000 US dollars.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Woman Suffers A Very Embarrassing Moment - A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing 'suspicious noises' in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||AussieBum Makes Underwear From Bananas - Australian underwear company AussieBum has been monkeying around and the result is a range of men's underwear made with bananas.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Drug Dealer Sets Crackhead On Fire - A 38-year-old city man admitted he doused a woman with lighter fluid and set her aflame after she complained that he was selling fake crack cocaine.
|Robert Paul Reyes|| German Cops Looking For Freaks Who Were Doing It In Middle Of The Road - Police in Germany are looking for a couple who were making love in the middle of the road. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Clueless Junkie Snorts Drugs Off The Roof Of Unmarked Patrol Car - German police detained a nightclub reveller they caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of their unmarked patrol car.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Brags On Facebook About Stealing Simon The Chipmunk - Suburban Chicago police said a Facebook post about the theft of a chipmunk statue from a movie theater led to the arrests of three teenagers.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Would You Buy A Pothole? - A cash-strapped village in eastern Germany has put its many potholes up for sale in a novel effort to finance the repair of its crumbling roads, the mayor said on Wednesday.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Shoplifts Package Of Cheese, Gets 7 Years In Prison - A Yolo County judge on Monday sentenced a man who walked out of a store with a package of cheese in his trousers to seven years and eight months in prison.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Dude Goes Bonkers In Hotel Room! Nukes Alarm Clock - A man shot up the inside of an Albion hotel room and then surrendered to police Sunday morning. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Gold Coffin Costs A Fortune! - Shoppers wondering how to deal with the afterlife found an answer Friday -- a cell-phone-equipped golden coffin, one of many items on display at the opening of an international luxury fair in Verona. |