| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Flipping The Bird Can Land You In Jail - Flipping the bird' to another driver landed Australian nurse Darren O'Mullane 24 days in jail and a life ban from the United Arab Emirates |
| Alan Gray |  | I Survived Swine Flu T-Shirt! Get One Today! - Now the latest news from our health organizations is that the Swine Flu is less dangerous than the common flu. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Virgin Mary Appears On Griddle At Las Palmas Restaurant - Among the awe-struck was a group of masked Mexican wrestlers who arrived Thursday for an exhibition at a nearby swap meet. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | 76-Year-Old Smuggler Hides Cocaine Inside Oranges - Customs officers in Rome arrested a 76-year-old Dutch man who tried to smuggle in more than 13 pounds of cocaine packed into oranges that had been emptied pulp. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Marching Band Girl Clobbers Muggers With Her Baton - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what people are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Married Mom Jailed For Having Tea With Male Friend - A BRITISH mother of two is being held in jail after being found guilty of adultery - for having a cup of tea with a male friend. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Surfing Facebook While Sick Costs Lady Job - A Swiss insurance worker lost her job after surfing popular social network site Facebook while off sick, her employer said Friday |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | 84-Year-Old Codger Kicks Carjacker In The Groin - An 84-year-old man has a black eye, but he still has his car, after fighting off two would-be carjackers |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Old Dude On Hoveround Takes Wrong Turn, Ends Up On Freeway - An elderly man ended up on the motorway in his mobility scooter after taking a wrong turn. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Bar Envelopes Customers In Mist Of Gin And Tonic - Adults are often reminded to drink responsibly but customers entering a new cocktail bar where they are literally enveloped in a mist of alcohol are warned to breathe responsibly. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Teacher Resigns After Taking Cheerleaders To Male Strip Show - What ever happened to taking students to a trip to a museum or a nature outing? Granted a museum is a milieu unfamiliar to the typical cheerleader, but a male-strip club? |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | McDonald's Golden Arches Topple: Old Couple's Car Crushed - The golden arches outside a McDonald's toppled in high winds, crushing a Naperville couple's Chevy Trailblazer as they sat inside the parked vehicle |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Would You Watch Blago Or Octomom In A Reality Show? - Blago and Octomom are both determined to star in a reality series. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Hot YouTube Video: Michelle Obama's Arms - Here's a YouTube video by David Williams celebrating Michelle's sexy arms. I hope that David and I won't be receiving a visit by the Secret Service, suspected of being potential stalkers of the First Lady. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Easter Egg Hunt For The Unemployed - Job seekers have been asked to take part in an 'humiliating' Easter egg hunt - to win prizes to help them get back into work |
| R.J. Smith |  | Man Asks Internet to Decide Tattoo, Anon Answers - In the category of funniest thing you have heard all day and great justice, a viral marketer from New Zealand has caught the eye of Anonymous. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Saudi Man Sends Text Message To Wife: I Divorce You - A Saudi man has divorced his wife by text message. The man was in Iraq when he sent the text message informing her she was no longer his spouse. |
| Christopher HIllenbrand |  | Vegan's Love for Tofu Grows Stale Under The Light of Criticism - Colorado woman Kelly Coffman-Lee received flack for brazenly flaunting her love for bean curd on her license plate. |
| R.J. Smith |  | Pirates Attack! Jack Sparrow Conspicuously Absent... - An American crew had their ship hijacked off the coast of Somalia earlier. Captain Jack unavailable for comment, but you have heard of him. |
| Christopher HIllenbrand |  | Alcohol-Fueled Fight at Wake Takes The Deadly Combo to A New Low - Two women were involved in a brew of a brouhaha in the most appropriate setting for a beer-driven brawl: a wake. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Robber Cries Like Baby When Owner Locked Him In Liquor Store - Police say a 19-year-old who tried to rob a liquor store sat down and cried after 76-year-old owner locked him in the store. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Mother-In-Law From Hell: Rocket Attack and Machine Gun Fire Fail To Kill Her - What is the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3 lbs, includindg the urn. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Man Steals Prosthetic Leg - A man who police say skipped out of paying for a prosthetic leg has been arrested |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Man Charged With Driving Bar Stool Under The Influence - Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Shoots Up McDonald's: Mad It Was Too Early To Order From Lunch Menu - A customer fired two shots into a McDonald's after the driver of the car he was in was told the restaurant wasn't serving lunch yet. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Middle School Bans Touching - "A Connecticut middle school principal has laid down the law: You put your hands on someone -- anyone -- in any way, you're going to pay."
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| Maria Grella |  | 666: Is This The Beginning Of The End? - The Revelation of Jesus Christ 13:18 warns, "This calls for wisdom. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast; for |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Would You Buy A 4-Pound $20 Burger At The Ballpark? - The 4-pound, $20 burger features 5 beef patties, 5 slices of cheese, a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an 8-inch sesame-seed bun |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Cops Looking For Woman Who Stole Breasts - An Orange County, Calif. woman is accused of stealing a pair of new breasts and then going on the lam. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Cops Accuse Two-Year-Old Tot Of Anti-Social Behavior - A boy aged two has become the youngest Briton ever to be threatened with an Asbo (Anti-Social Behavior) |
