| SOP newswire2 |  | Perks of Reaching 50 or Being Over 60 and Heading Towards 70! - Forward this to every one you can remember right now otherwise you will forget! |
| SOP newswire2 |  | The Haircut - One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
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| SOP newswire2 |  | An Aussie Cricketer - A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" |
| Ernest Dempsey |  | Author Bios Made Simple - Computerized author bios can be weird. Look at this one: |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Smile for the Traffic Camera - My husband was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | The economy is so bad that... - I ordered a burger at McDonald`s and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Melinda's Debutante Ball - A U.S. Navy cruiser was anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.
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| Gail Hand |  | The Power of Laughter and Dogs - Translation of what people write on resume's and what they are REALLY saying |
| SOP newswire2 |  | 9 Popular Words Women Use - Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Universal Truths - I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Guilty With An Explanation - At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of "Guilty with an explanation."
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| SOP newswire2 |  | Men Strike Back! - Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine |
| SOP newswire2 |  | I Owe It All to Mom - My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
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| SOP newswire2 |  | Australian Tourism - These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Reindeers at Christmas - According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year... |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Proofreading Is A Dying Art! - Check Out Some of These Ridiculous Newspaper Headlines! |
| SOP newswire2 |  | An Italian Loan - An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Preparation Guidelines for Your Wedding - For the bride, the key words are "be conservative." No matter how good it may look, refrain from wedding outfits made with spandex or adorned with fringe. |
| Askin Ozcan (Mentor) |  | Two Elephant Jokes - A mouse is on the flee from a cat. He meets an elephant. "Oh my dear elephant" he begs, "a cat is after me, can you please help me? |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Never to Take Candy From a Stranger - Remember when your mom told you never to take candy from a stranger? |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Funny Bumper Stickers - Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. |
| Judyth Piazza CEO (Editor) |  | Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | How Your Mind Plays Tricks on You - All weird but 7 will blow your mind!!! Just follow the directions as stated.
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| SOP newswire2 |  | The VanGogh Family - Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones...
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| SOP newswire2 |  | Be Careful, Be Careful, Be Careful - Be careful of your thoughts
for your thoughts become your word. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Hungry Rooster - A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Lost Fingers - "I haven't got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances. |
| Judyth Piazza CEO (Editor) |  | Found on Toilet Doors and Walls - A budding poet trying his best...Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Three "Unique" Quotes By Former U.S. President Bill Clinton - "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." |
| SOP newswire2 |  | UNUSUAL, BIZARRE and WEIRD - (1) "I get to a lot of overseas places, like Canada." (2) "Where the hell is Australia anyway?" |
