| Askin Ozcan (Mentor) |  | Take Time To Laugh Today - A mouse is running away from a cat. She meets an elephant. She begs the elephant to hide her from the cat. OK " says the elephant, I`ll help you. Get behind my back. I`ll do my toilet on you and as it will |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Some People Are Just Not Very Smart! - AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Heartwarming Story About a Fairy - A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant
outside the Adelaide immigration offices. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | How to Scrub Your Toilet - This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | High Tech Ladies - Three women, two younger, and one a senior citizen, were sitting naked in the sauna. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Do you Have a Great Mind? Only Great Minds Can Read This... - The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy. |
| Askin Ozcan (Mentor) |  | Two stupid jokes from Canada - Two men in New Foundland were talking in the late afternoon. One of them said: - Make a whisky on the rocks. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | The Older The Better - He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Human Beings are the Only Animals That Stutter - The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Redneck Bumper Stickers... and more! - You're an EXTREME Redneck when.... |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Lessons for a Management Course - A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Test for Dementia - There are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? |
| SOP newswire2 |  | A Frog Goes into a Bank........ - A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | The Redneck Mirror - After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Unbelievable Math Problem - Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. |
| John Lillpop |  | W. To Roll out TARP for Democrats and UAW - W. no longer has the clout to roll the out red carpet for liberals & UAW-- a green TARP is the best W. can offer. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Why did The Chicken cross the road?? - Well you know, that chicken was crossin' Main Street cause the gosh darn economy is so bad that Joe Six Pack and Hockey Mom were chasin' it for dinner. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | First Time? - After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice CDs to stack on the player. |
| SOP newswire |  | You Can Be the Man of Your House - The husband went to the kitchen and announced to his wife, From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is Law. " |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Get Your Man off the Couch: Summer Classes for Men - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. |
| John Lillpop |  | Did John Edwards' Lies About Consensual Sex Cost Hillary the Nomination - Has Wolfson forgotten the mantra from the left when Slick Willie got caught with his libido in the clutches of Monica Lewinsky? |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Rat In Bronze for Washington DC. - A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop somewhere in Washington DC. Picking through |
| SOP newswire |  | Zebra identity crisis - Black and white or white and black? Good question. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | G.W.B Axis of Evil Wannabes - Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China,and Syria today announced they had formed |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Genie and Prince Charles - Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie flys out and grants |
| SOP newswire2 |  | The Beautiful South Pacific - On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Marriage Proposals At Old Age - An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off; they share each other's |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Do You Need GI Insurance? - Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits |
| SOP newswire2 |  | You Have Had One Too Many? - A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Fruit Picking in Heaven - There were three friends Chris, John and Keith, who decided one sunny day to go for a walk in the forest. After a while they realized that |
