|SOP newswire2||It Is Good To Have Control Over Wives - Three mates are down the pub. Bill and Joe are arguing about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third bloke, Fred, says nothing.
|SOP newswire2|| A Band Of Angels Welcomed Him, An Attorney - Alfred, an attorney-at-law, died at the age of 87. A band of angels welcomed him in the other world. The head angel tapped on Alfred's shoulder and said : |
|Askin Ozcan (Mentor)||Fresh from the oven - "People's friendliness, the social life, parties, especially the birthday parties. I got a lot of presents in my birthday party."|
|Askin Ozcan (Mentor)||A Canadian Joke - Four hunters rent a plane to spend their week-end, on an island far north. |
|SOP newswire2||Thief And A Lawyer Defending Him - A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
|SOP newswire2||Rude Bus Driver: Thanks Dick - On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow that is one ugly baby." |
|SOP newswire2||Two psychiatrists and A Difficult Case - Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked,|
|SOP newswire2||Drunken Fools Are Cool - Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last week |
|SOP newswire2||Genie Genie - A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.|
|SOP newswire2||The Devil and Jesus - One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers. Jesus was typing away. The Devil was typing away.
|SOP newswire||Men Are Like... - Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like mascara. |