|Robert Paul Reyes||Lady Jailed: She Didn't Return Library Book - I`ve never had any interaction with the criminal justice system, I pay my taxes on time, and I drive like an old lady. I don`t have to worry about a cop |
|SOP newswire2||Muslims Thank Obama for Ordering Gitmo Closed - American Muslims and others concerned with maintaining our nation'sethical standards to thank President Obama for signing an executive order today to |
|John Lillpop||Force W. to Deliver State of Union Before He Skips Town! - Why should Barack Obama be forced to stand before the world to explain the dreadful mess that George W. Bush has created?
|John Lillpop||Surviving Until January 21 Without Committing Murder or Suicide - As a convicted felon, you will be automatically registered to vote. The only catch being that you will have to commit to vote Democrat for the rest of your life!
|Robert Paul Reyes||Couple Spends Windfall From Bank Error - "A Pennsylvania couple is behind bars after police say they failed to call the bank when a glitch put an extra $175,000 in their account.
|John Lillpop||Mexico Flooding America With Illiterate Peasants! - Felipe Calderon and other corrupt elitists continue to send millions of illiterate peasants, AKA, illegal aliens, to haunt America.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Doc Demands Ex-Wife Pay Him For Kidney - A New York doctor is demanding that his estranged wife pay him $1.5 million to compensate him for the kidney he gave her while they were still on good |
|John Lillpop||Undocumented Boomers Headed to Mexico! - In plain English, boomers expect to be treated like upscale Mexican citizens, with all the perks and advantages attendant thereto.
|John Lillpop||A Liberal Governor's Partial Epiphany on Illegal Aliens! - Washington State Governor Chris Gregoire is not likely to be mistaken for a right-wing ideologue anytime soon.|
|John Lillpop|| Mexicans Share American Family Values, Right? - Despite facts to the contrary, the president has argued that Mexicans share American family values and should be welcomed, even those who have invaded illegally.|
|Robert Paul Reyes||DNA Results Confirm Skeletal Remains Are Caylee Anthony - In a somber press conference the medical examiner confirmed what we already knew: The skeletal remains found by a meter reader just a few blocks from the Anthony residence are those of Caylee Anthony. |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Will Dream Team II Save Casey Anthony? - Caylee vanished in June 2008 when she was two, and for these many months we have been waiting for her remains to be found and for her mother, Casey, to be arrested.|
|SOP newswire2||CAIR Seeks Sanctions Against Anti-Hijab Judge in Georgia - Sabreen Abdul Rahman, 55, said she was asked to take off her scarf when she went to the municipal court last week with her son.|
|John Lillpop||Self-Review Reveals No Mischief by Team Obama - It had been speculated that Obama's obsession with CHANGE might cause him to do something really obscene, like actually telling the truth.
|Robert Paul Reyes||Did The Cops Find Caylee Anthony's Remains? - When we see video of Caylee the toddler we wonder what she would look like as Caylee the teenager, but we will never know. |
|John Lillpop||Can Barack Obama Pardon Himself? - If he can avoid arrest between now and January 20, will Obama be entitled to pardon himself?|
|John Lillpop||End Illegal Alien Disaster as Part of Economic Recovery Plan - Fix the illegal alien mess by building a viable border fence and by deporting every last invading criminal back to his or her third world nation of origin!|
|Robert Paul Reyes||OJ Simpson Sentenced To 15 Years To Life - Simpson, 61, and co-defendant Clarence `C.J.` Stewart were both sentenced to 15 years in prison at a court in Las Vegas. They will be eligible for parole |
|John Lillpop||Oklahoma Is OK! - Oklahoma has proven that Illegal immigration can be reversed, deportation can work, and that the rule of law can be enforced, |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Shoplifters' Mug Shots To Be Flashed On Mall Electronic Billboards - Shoplifters don`t just affect the bottom line of store owners, shoplifting is such a pervasive problem that the only way that merchants can recoup |
|Robert Paul Reyes||Disturb The Peace And You Will Be Forced To Listen To Barry Manilow - You`re stopped at a red light and the joker next to you is blaring hip hop - the thumping bass giving birth to a migraine. As you wait for the light to change you |
|SOP newswire2||"Abu Munawar" Convicted on Terrorism Offenses - MICHELE M. LEONHART, the Acting Administrator of the United States Drug Enforcement Administration ("DEA"), and MICHAEL J. GARCIA, United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York|
|SOP newswire2||A South Korean Businessman Detained in Bribery Conspiracy - WASHINGTON - A South Korean businessman was ordered detained today for his alleged role in a bribery conspiracy for a $206 million |
|John Lillpop||CHANGE, ala Barack Obama, Comes to Gitmo! - This reporter has hacked into the Obama laptop and successfully pinched a file cleverly titled, "Operation Gut Guantanamo."|
|Robert Paul Reyes||Prisoner Released Early: Too Tubby For Cell - "Canadian prison authorities were forced to release a 450-pound (205 kg) drug gang member this week because he was too large for his cell, the Journal de |
|SOP newswire2||CAIR: NY Muslim Beaten By Gang Shouting ?Obama` - Earlier this week, CAIR called on the FBI and local police to investigate a paintball attack on a Maryland mosque as a possible hate crime. |
|John Lillpop||Why Limit Reparations to Blacks, Native Americans? - To those not yet conversant in Obamaebonics, "deeds" means cold hard cash, as in reparations. |
|John Lillpop||Obama's Illegal Alien Aunti: Whom Will She Vote For on Tuesday? - Aunti is an illegal alien ordered to leave the country four years ago by a judge who rejected her request for asylum from Kenya.|
|John Lillpop||Palin Effigy Removed, Ending "Gay Old Time" In West Hollywood - The real dummy was ChadMichael Morrisette who set up the life-size mannequin of Governor Palin as a Halloween prank.
|John Lillpop||Barry Rocks With Islamofascists! - The merry group of scalawags that support America's own non-citizen Jihadist has been joined by none other than Ali Larijani, speaker of the Iranian parliament.