| Mark Freedman |  | Flying Your Cute Toddler Across America - Five in the morning is always a beautiful time to wash your face with warm water, change your daughters diaper. |
| Mark Freedman |  | My Daughter's Good Morning - It starts with the end of my dream. You know, the dream you have been having for 8 hours but is only 7 minutes long. |
| Mark Freedman |  | I'm "Froogal" - My wife told me tonight that we need to buy a new mattress. She`s so thoughtful. This mattress, which by the way is only twenty four years old, in my view is perfectly fine. |
| Mark Freedman |  | Mark Freedman's "I Burned Down a House" - When I was six-years-old my friend Bobby and I burnt down a house in High Springs Florida. |
| Mark Freedman |  | Mark Freedman's "The Hole in My Nose" - Some people dream of wealth, some people dream of happiness, I dream of a septum without a hole through it....... |
| Mark Freedman |  | Mark Freedman's "What Guys Talk About in The Bathroom" - As a guy, I must say that one of my safe havens is the "Stall".. A quiet place where a guy can be himself, think about the day, and...... let it all out. |
| Mark Freedman |  | Mark Freedman's "A Warrant for My Arrest" - So, today I received a letter in the mail from a law office in Big Springs Texas asking me to pay a $75 ticket, or else a warrant for my arrest will be issued by the Big Springs Criminal Court........
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| Mark Freedman |  | Mark Freedman's "My wife is my Dental Hygienist" - It always seems that after a long day of working hard, my wife likes to "Take a peek" into my mouth. Well, sure that sounds nice. Aw, how lovely to have your nimble fingered wife take care of your very sensitive gum tissue. |
| Mark Freedman |  | Mark Freedman's "Reading with your wife at night" - On another side note....nothing makes me feel better than the sound of a my child breathing as clear as the mountain air. |
| Mark Freedman |  | Disney Vacation, Without Our Baby - Now, I know what most of you are thinking... (How come they are so lucky.) And I am sure that some of you are also thinking (what a bunch of jerks!). |
| Mark Freedman |  | "Because of you, a time away" A SONG FOR YOU - Because of you, I get to be a working dad, When we cross the street I can hold your hand... |
| Mark Freedman |  | Advice For Parents: Buy Bounty Paper Towels! - My daughter, who is not yet potty trained, is by far the cutest baby on the planet. Her hair is golden blonde. |
| Mark Freedman |  | Joy of Fatherhood and Husband-Hood. - My life, my wife, my daughter, today.If I could cook, I would cook. It seems that every time I try to cook something |
| Mark Freedman |  | "The Big Apple and Little Oranges" A true narrative. First Chapter. - Hello all! Here is the first chapter of my Book. I do hope you like it. Please let me know your thoughts. |
