| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Is Melania Trump Mocked More Than Any Other First Lady? - In their alternate reality conservatives claim that no First Lady has been demeaned and mocked more than Melania. Bitch, please! |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Trump's Twitter Typos - But then again even if Trumps tweets were free of typos and punctuation errors, they are still the ramblings of a sick and twisted mind. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Bizarre UK Police Sketch Breaks the Internet - A British police department's computer-generated sketch of a suspect is going viral thanks to the face's unrealistic proportions. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Trump Tweets Thanks to Rasmussen Reports Poll - President Trump took to Twitter on Tuesday and commented on a poll from conservative-leaning Rasmussen Reports that shows his approval rating at 50 percent, ahead of where former President Barack Obama was at the same point in his presidency. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Robert Paul Reyes: My DNA Results - Culturally and racially I identified as Hispanic, regardless how much the blood of my European conquerors may be in my DNA. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump, Melania Trump and the Easter Bunny - How long will we allow Donald Trump's circus to continue? |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Happy Easter and Long Live the Memory of Roswell - No scientist has proven or disproven the existence of God, and no astronomer or cosmologist has proven or disproven the existence of extraterrestrial intelligent life. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Declares April National Sexual Assault Awareness Month - President Donald Trump issued a proclamation Friday designating April as National Sexual Assault Awareness month. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | White Evangelicals Have Made Porn Kosher - Conan O'Brien poked fun at President Donald Trump's evangelical supporters over claims they are helping to bring porn into the mainstream on Tuesday. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Would You Buy a Naked Donald Trump Statue for $20,000? - A statue of a naked Donald Trump is going on the auction block. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Wanker Found Guilty of Hate Crime After Making Video of Dog Giving Nazi Salute - A man who filmed a pet dog giving Nazi salutes before putting the footage on YouTube has been convicted of committing a hate crime. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Let's Pray There Isn't a Sex Tape of Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump - Imagine the consequences of a sex tape of Stormy and Trump being leaked online: Millions would retch is disgust, and a portal into hell would be ripped open. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Boxing Match Between Donald (Tiny Hands of Thunder) Trump and Crazy Joe Biden - Pervert Biden who never misses an opportunity to kiss, fondle and otherwise molest little girls would hire prepubescent cheerleaders to cheer him on at ringside, and Trump would invite Ivanka to sit on the front row and blow kisses at him. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Melania Trump Acknowledges Irony of Her Stance Against Cyberbullying - First lady Melania Trump, wife of one of the most prolific Twitter agitators, acknowledged criticism of her stance against cyberbullying during an event on the topic Tuesday with technology leaders. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Two White Women Break the Internet by Eating Mayo out of a Jar - The NBA needs to take immediate action and ban these two wicked women, for the rest of their miserable lives, from all NBA arenas. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Jeff Bezos Walks His Robotic Dog! The Singularity Is Right Around the Corner! - Be afraid, be very afraid! |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Jim Carrey's Painting of Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a Masterpiece - Carrey's depiction of Sanders is a masterpiece, it perfectly captures her demonic essence. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Exposed on New Yorker Cover: Barry Blitt Masterpiece - The cover of the upcoming issue of The New Yorker features an image of Donald Trump standing nude as he answers questions from a gaggle of reporters with their hands in the air. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Trump's Bowling Ball Test - I have my own version of the Bowling Ball Test, if you believe Japan employs a bowling ball test to disqualify American imports, or just about anything else that emanates from Trump's sphincter-shaped mouth, you have the IQ of a bowling ball. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Stormy Daniels Begs Fans to Pay Legal Fees for Lawsuit Against Donald Trump - Stormy Daniels, the former porn star who says she had an affair with Trump in his pre-political days, is raising money to pay the legal fees and potential damages for her lawsuit against him. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Court Rules Alleging Richard Simmons is Transitioning from Man to Woman Isn't Defamation - The little ninny is 69-freaking-years-old, and he should be focusing on transitioning from a man to a corpse. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | White Evangelicals are the Greatest Threat to Christianity and Democracy - Thank you Donald Trump for exposing the moral bankruptcy of white evangelicals. Thank you Donald Trump for educating us to the truth that white evangelicals are the greatest danger to Christianity and democracy. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Stormy Daniels Isn't An Icon of Female Empowerment, She's a Disease-Ridden Skank - Daniels may be motivated by fame and money to spill the beans on her sexual relationship with Trump, nevertheless in the interests of truth and transparency I hope she spills her guts. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump aka Denny Dennison is a Filthy Pig - I hope that Donald Trump aka Denny Dennison aka Fuc*ing Moron pays the price for paying off a porn star to keep quiet a few days before the 2016 election. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Stormy Daniels is a Porn Star, Not an Adult Movie Actress! - Enough of this politically-correct BS! Daniels appeared in over a hundred pornographic movies, which makes her a porn star. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Duchess of Cambridge Has Deformed Hands: Is She a Clone, Shape-Shifting Reptilian or Spawn of Satan? - Duchess Kate is known for making headlines for her chic and frequently affordable style, sweet philanthropic moments and inspirational parenting advice, but now shes making news in the lifestyle world for a very different reason: Her hands. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Does Jesus Speak to Mike Pence? - Folks who claim that Jesus speaks to them in audible voice are sanctimonious morons of the worst kind. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Jeff Sessions is the Creepiest Politician in History - I'm enjoying watching Trump torment Sessions on a daily basis. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | The Faith of Donald Trump: A Spiritual Biography Worst Book of the Century - I dont know who is more despicable, Donald Trump or the white evangelicals who hail this Antichrist figure as a Messiah. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trumps Seeks Authoritarian Solutions for Gun Violence and Opioid Crisis - Authoritarian measures won't solve the intractable problems like gun violence or the opioid crisis, Trump needs to remember that hes the president of the greatest democracy in the world and not the dictator of a failed dictatorship. |
