| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Exposed on New Yorker Cover: Barry Blitt Masterpiece - The cover of the upcoming issue of The New Yorker features an image of Donald Trump standing nude as he answers questions from a gaggle of reporters with their hands in the air. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Trump's Bowling Ball Test - I have my own version of the Bowling Ball Test, if you believe Japan employs a bowling ball test to disqualify American imports, or just about anything else that emanates from Trump's sphincter-shaped mouth, you have the IQ of a bowling ball. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Stormy Daniels Begs Fans to Pay Legal Fees for Lawsuit Against Donald Trump - Stormy Daniels, the former porn star who says she had an affair with Trump in his pre-political days, is raising money to pay the legal fees and potential damages for her lawsuit against him. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Court Rules Alleging Richard Simmons is Transitioning from Man to Woman Isn't Defamation - The little ninny is 69-freaking-years-old, and he should be focusing on transitioning from a man to a corpse. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | White Evangelicals are the Greatest Threat to Christianity and Democracy - Thank you Donald Trump for exposing the moral bankruptcy of white evangelicals. Thank you Donald Trump for educating us to the truth that white evangelicals are the greatest danger to Christianity and democracy. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Stormy Daniels Isn't An Icon of Female Empowerment, She's a Disease-Ridden Skank - Daniels may be motivated by fame and money to spill the beans on her sexual relationship with Trump, nevertheless in the interests of truth and transparency I hope she spills her guts. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump aka Denny Dennison is a Filthy Pig - I hope that Donald Trump aka Denny Dennison aka Fuc*ing Moron pays the price for paying off a porn star to keep quiet a few days before the 2016 election. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Stormy Daniels is a Porn Star, Not an Adult Movie Actress! - Enough of this politically-correct BS! Daniels appeared in over a hundred pornographic movies, which makes her a porn star. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Duchess of Cambridge Has Deformed Hands: Is She a Clone, Shape-Shifting Reptilian or Spawn of Satan? - Duchess Kate is known for making headlines for her chic and frequently affordable style, sweet philanthropic moments and inspirational parenting advice, but now shes making news in the lifestyle world for a very different reason: Her hands. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Does Jesus Speak to Mike Pence? - Folks who claim that Jesus speaks to them in audible voice are sanctimonious morons of the worst kind. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Jeff Sessions is the Creepiest Politician in History - I'm enjoying watching Trump torment Sessions on a daily basis. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | The Faith of Donald Trump: A Spiritual Biography Worst Book of the Century - I dont know who is more despicable, Donald Trump or the white evangelicals who hail this Antichrist figure as a Messiah. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trumps Seeks Authoritarian Solutions for Gun Violence and Opioid Crisis - Authoritarian measures won't solve the intractable problems like gun violence or the opioid crisis, Trump needs to remember that hes the president of the greatest democracy in the world and not the dictator of a failed dictatorship. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Awkward: Donald Trump Massages Mike Pence's Thigh During Billy Graham Memorial Service - Pence is a devout evangelical and perhaps Trump was only trying to console his Vice President on the death of the evangelical icon, or maybe he was just screwing with him. But one thing is sure: Those were the longest moments in the life of the noted homophobe. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Dude Attempts to Rob 7-Eleven By Pointing Finger at Clerk - Authorities are looking for help identifying a man they say pointed a finger at a 7-Eleven clerk and demanded cash early Wednesday before leaving empty handed. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Jon McNaughton's Painting of Donald Trump is Crap - Jon McNaughton recently unveiled the latest painting in his Americana series, it depicts Donald Trump standing on a football field clutching a shredded, trampled and grass-stained American flag. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Parkland School Shooting: Would Donald Trump Really Have Run In? - US President Donald Trump has said he would have run in to the Florida high school where 17 people were shot dead this month even if he was not armed. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Mike Pence Has a Penchant for Planting Holy Kisses on Donald Trump's Butt - Dictionary.com has absolutely zero tolerance for Mike Pence kissing Donald Trumps ass. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Oprah Winfrey Donald Trump Death Match: Hopefully They Would Kill Each Other - I would pay anything to watch a pay-per-view death match between Winfrey and Trump that resulted in the death of both of these gasbags. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Outrage: 288-Pound Woman Runs Marathon - How about finishing a 50-yard dash in under five minutes before tackling a marathon? |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Humiliates Racist Keebler Elf Jeff Sessions Once Again - Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (a moniker befitting a Southern racist), was a United States Senator from Alabama from 1997 to 2017. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Did Melania Trump Hire Exorcist to Cleanse White House of Obama and Clinton Demons? - A hoax circulating on Facebook claims that first lady Melania Trump hired a professional exorcist to cleanse the White House of past demons from the Barack Obama and Bill Clinton years. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Banish Fergie From America for Destroying National Anthem! America Will Never Forgive or Forget! - In 2005, the Black Eyes Peas featuring Fergie were performing Let's Get It Started in San Diego when she got things started by peeing all over herself. There was urine running down her legs and a massive urine stain on her crotch that could be seen by her fans in the nosebleed seats. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Tiny Flying Saucer Rediscovered at London Science Museum After 59 Years - Fragments of a miniature flying saucer from an incident known as the British Roswell have been rediscovered in a cigarette box at London's Science Museum. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | 'Thoughts and Prayers' My Ass, We Need to Take Action on Gun Violence - A student from the Florida high school that was the scene of a mass shooting Wednesday called out U.S. President Donald Trump over his offering of prayers and condolences. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump is an Abomination and We Must Get Rid of Him by Any Means Necessary - Donald Trump is a Pathological liar. Serial philanderer. Alleged child rapist. Admitted pussy-grabber. Insecure narcissist. Chicken hawk draft dodger. Twitter troll. Sphincter-face insult king. Bankrupt billionaire. Short-fingered vulgarian. Porn star-chasing pig. Limelight-loving loser. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Native Americans and All Minorities Despise Elizabeth Warren - Sen. Elizabeth Warren says President Donald Trump disrespects Native Americans by referring to her as Pocahontas, and she says that while shes not enrolled in any tribe, I never used my family tree to get a break or ... advance my career. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Jr.'s Wife Taken to Hospital After Opening Letter Containing White Powder - An envelope with suspicious powder sent to one of President Donald Trumps sons also included a threatening note, senior law enforcement officials told NBC News. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Michelle Obama's Official Portrait an Abomination! Artist Amy Sherald Deserves to Burn in Hell! - I have trouble coloring within the lines in a coloring book, but I could have rendered a more realistic portrait of Michelle with a painting brush sticking out of my ass. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Openly Gay Olympics Figure Skater Adam Rippon Refuses to Meet Anti-Gay Mike Pence - Vice President Mike Pence is the most anti-gay Republican leader, he supports anti-gay conversion therapy, and he declared that resources for a federal HIV/AIDS program should be directed only toward institutions that provide assistance to those seeking to change their sexual behavior. |
