| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Outrage: Suzanne Somers Praises Donald Trump to High Heaven - Suzanne Somers is saying it loud and proud ... she's a huge fan of President Trump, and she also believes shes committing career suicide by saying that. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Porn Star Stormy Daniels Claims Donald Trump is Terrified of Sharks - TOUGH-talking Donald Trump is absolutely terrified of sharks and hopes they all die, according to a porn star he is said to have bedded. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Franklin Graham Dismisses Donald Trump's Alleged Affair With Porn Star Stormy Daniels - I would argue that Trump could rape a 13-year-old girl in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose any support from evangelicals. Evangelicals would claim that the little harlot tempted him, and that he repented anyway immediately after closing his zipper. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Moundville Country Bumpkins Epic Fight Over Cheesecake - When a hillbilly is brandishing a butcher knife that he used to cut a piece of cheesecake into two portions, common sense dictates that you don't complain that your portion is smaller. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump is a Clown With Tiny Hands Instead of Giant Feet - I may be tilting at windmills but I will never accept Trump as my president, and I will continue to write essays exposing his buffoonery until Congress does the right thing and impeaches the clown. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Had Porn Star Stormy Daniels Spank Him With a Forbes Magazine - To have a porn star spank you may be every guys fantasy, but to have the hoe spank you with a magazine that features your family on the cover is wrong, horribly wrong. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | British Supermarket Chain B&M Seeks 'Chicken Nugget Connoisseur' - B&M, one of Britains largest variety store chains, announced on its website that it is seeking a chicken nugget connoisseur to taste-taste the chicken nuggets for its new line of store-brand frozen and fresh foods. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Happy Birthday Betty White! America Loves You! - Betty has the sweet face of a grandma who welcomes family and strangers to her home with a cookie and warm glass of milk, but who tells naughty jokes with a twinkle in her eye. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Rev. Maurice Watson Denounces Trump's Racist Comments with Red-faced Mike Pence in Pews - White evangelical churches have a long history of not just tolerating racism, but practicing racism, and a racist charlatan like Trump is as welcome as a snake oil televangelist. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump and Melania Trump Are an Affront to the Memory of Martin Luther King Jr. - If Melania really wanted to honor the memory of MLK she would poison her hubbys covfefe. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Must be Removed From Office by Any Means Necessary - After a year of living under the Trump regime I am simply exhausted, Trump is like a category five hurricane that never runs of of steam because it's powered by Satan's infernal farts. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Merriam-Webster Rebukes Shithole President Donald Trump - There are a dozen reasons why Trump should be impeached, not the least of which is his bigotry and racism. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Shithole President Makes Shithole Racist Statement - We must never accept the fact that Trump is a racist, we most condemn him every time he makes a racist comment. Trumps racist remarks lead to racist policies which leads to violence against people of color. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Time Cover Depicts Donald Trump's Urine-Colored Hair on Fire - Time magazine on its latest cover shows President Trump's hair on fire to depict his first year in office.
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| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Hero Confronts and Slaps Filthy Swine Harvey Weinstein at a Restuarant! Video! - This fat pig should be reprimanded every time he has the audacity to appear in public. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump's 'Executive Time' Should be Extended to 12 Hours a Day - President Donald Trumps work days reportedly begin as late as 11 a.m., end by 6 p.m., and often contain hours of executive time. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Stable Genius Donald Trump is a Consequential and Consensual President - US President Donald Trump has deleted a Tweet citing his consensual presidency after the typo was caught by the Twittersphere. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Mike Pence Missing From Michael Wolff's Book - We may deride Pence as a sycophantic weasel, but he may have the last smile. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Louis the Horse-riding Cat Breaks the Internet! Video! - There are a gazillion and one videos on YouTube depicting cats doing just about everything under the sun, but this may be the only video depicting a feline riding a horse. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump 'Pictured Xi Jinping as a Woman' to Help Pronounce His Name Before 2017 Summit - In hindsight we should all be relieved that Trump didnt call Jinping Mr. Pingpong or President Chink. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Twitter Has No Intention of Banning Donald Trump - Some Twitter users have called, repeatedly, for the social network to block President Trumps account - but a new statement from Twitter essentially says that is not going to happen. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Fire Breaks Out at Bill and Hillary Clinton's Chappaqua House - 2018 almost started off in a terrific manner, but sad to day Bill and Hillary Clinton are alive and well. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | It's 2018, Nothing Has Changed, Donald Trump Still Tweeting Nonsense - I'm afraid that as long as Trump remains in office 2018 will be as horrible as 2017. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | What Will Pedophile Judge Roy Moore Do With the Rest of His Life? - After losing his Senate bid in the most Republican state in the country to a Democrat, what is Judge Roy Moore, 71, going to do until the Grim Reaper drags him away to hell |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Robert Paul Reyes New Year's Resolutions - Every year like clockwork at this time of the year I post my Top Ten New Years Resolutions. But Ive never published an update on how many of the resolutions I managed to keep. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | The Internet is Real Life! Humankind is Destined to be Replaced by Artificial Intelligence! - Life can be unbearable at times, and we live our lives in the virtual realm, so naturally the Internet is unbearable. I hate to sound pessimistic, but common sense and rationality won't prevail online or in real life until artificial intelligence replaces humankind. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Aussie Videotapes UFO on Christmas - In Australia it's never a good idea to scan the skies in search of UFOs, while your looking up a dingo may kidnap your baby, or a kangaroo might deliver a swift kick to your arse. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Ivanka and TiffanyTrump Bikini-Clad Xmas Video Shocks the Nation - A video of first daughters Tiffany and Ivanka Trump blowing kisses to their followers in bikinis is being met with mostly criticism in return online. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Melania's Christmas Selfie: First Lady Looks Like Duck Face Tramp From Pit of Hell - Melanias Christmas selfie is the epitome of tackiness, the First Lady looks like the last tramp you want to meet on the way to Christmas mass. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Reprobate Church Welcomes Donald Trump and Melania Trump With Standing Ovation - When a president who is the antithesis of the teachings of Jesus Christ receives a rousing standing ovation at a Christian church you know we are living in the End Days. |
