| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Remembering Aretha Franklin's Mini-Me Johanna Colon - Hundreds of singers from the divas that top the Billboard charts to cruise ship warblers have cited Aretha Franklin as their inspiration and motivation for becoming entertainers. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Respect the Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin - The Queen of Soul has passed on to the other side, and she's now singing in the heavenly choir, but her music transcended generations and will continue to be enjoyed and appreciated for generations to come. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Top Ten List of Secret Service Code Names for Mike Pence - Pepe |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | If the Donald Trump 'N-Word' Tape is Released Will it Bring Down His Presidency? - White House Press Secretary is the Queen of Liars, she would proclaim that she's seen the presidential penis and can confirm that it's thicker, longer and stronger than a tactical flashlight, if requested to do so by her pathological liar boss. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump's Base is an Evangelical Cult - Impeach Trump. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Omarosa Claims Trump Wanted to Get Sworn in on 'The Art of the Deal' Instead of the Bible at his Inauguration - Omarosa convinced her erstwhile reality buddy to follow convention and use the Bible. If Trump had used his memoir or a Penthouse Magazine his fervent white evangelical supporters would still have worshipped him as the Messiah. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Vs the Press: Whose Side Are You On? - At this critical juncture in the history of our democracy, I have made it crystal clear where I stand on this issue. How about you, will you stand with the press, or will you continue to enable an autocratic racist moron? |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Madonna Thinks all Modern Music Sounds the Same - Why does almost every artist, especially in the hip hop genre, feel compelled to include 20 guest artists and a dozen producers in their albums? This insanity makes it almost impossible for a singular voice to rise to the top, and revolutionize the music industry. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Woman Tells Cops She Shouldn't be Arrested Because She's a Clean White Girl - A 32-year-old Bluffton woman tried to talk police out of arresting her Saturday by telling them she was a very clean, thoroughbred, white girl, a sorority sister and a cheerleader who is dating a cop. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Joe Arpaio Tells Sacha Baron Cohen He Would Accept Oral Sex From Donald Trump - Sacha Baron Cohen has the easiest gig on television, making fools out of Republican conservatives the likes of Dick Cheney, Sarah Palin and Judge Roy Moore. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | First Lady Melania Trump Praises LeBron James - First lady Melania Trump praised LeBron James less than a day after President Donald Trump lashed out at the NBA star on Twitter. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Attacks LeBron James on Twitter! - Tweeters erupted in anger after President Donald Trump trashed NBA superstar LeBron James on Friday night. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Doesn't Know England From the UK From a Hole in the Ground - President Donald Trump was schooled on Twitter after making a geography-themed gaffe at a political rally. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Says Americans Need a Photo ID to Go Grocery Shopping! Wanker! - US President Donald Trump has been accused of being out of touch with voters after saying Americans need identification to go shopping. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Trump Will Be Brought Down by Financial Crimes, Not by a Pee Tape - According to a Quinnipiac University poll published last week, the majority of American voters now believe the President of Russia has compromising information on the President of the United States. In other words, they believe Trump is being blackmailed. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Kevin Durant Says That 'Donald Trump Doesn't Have a Soul'! Amen! - Kevin Durants distaste for President Donald Trump is well documented, and on Wednesday, the Warriors star stated that the president doesn't have a soul. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Jimmy Fallon Raps Donald Trump's Tweets - Jimmy gets help from Tarik Trotter and The Roots to transform Donald Trump's Twitter rants from the week into a recap rap. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Patriot Destroys Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame Star With a Pickax - President Donald Trumps star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed by a man with a pickax early Wednesday, according to Los Angeles police Officer Ray Brown. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | When the Rapture Comes Donald Trump and White Evangelicals Will be Left Behind - If Michael Cohen had an audiotape of a porn star faking an orgasm while Trump was diddling her with his puny presidential pecker, it wouldn't make any difference to white evangelicals, they would still treat him like the Second Coming of Jesus Christ. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | What Do You Think Mike Pence Does With All His Free Time? - John Nance Garner the 32nd Vice President of the United States, famously opined that the office of the vice presidency isn't worth a bucket of warm piss. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump is the Favorite President of Nazis, Racists and White Evangelical Scum - When asked to name the greatest president of their lifetimes, more Americans named Barack Obama than any other president in a recent Pew Research Center poll. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Karen Pence Wears Slutty Dress Even Nicky Minaj Would be Embarrassed to Wear - Second-lady Karen Pence is getting dragged for wearing a mall-bought dress that was too short and tight while meeting the King and Queen of Jordan this week. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Tops Google Image Search for 'Idiot' - Trump is a fuc*ing moron, period! I expect to see his ugly mug when I do a Google Image search for "idiot." |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Who Is More Reprehensible Donald Trump or Mike Pence? - Trump behaved like a fanboy invited on stage to meet Harry Styles, your guess is as good as mine why the Orange Buffoon walked bowlegged off the stage. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Next Air Force One Will be Red, White and Blue (Same Colors as Russian Flag) - The next generation of Air Force One will abandon the planes' traditional color scheme in favor of red, white and blue, President Donald Trump told CBS News, confirming reports about changes to the planes iconic look. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump's European Visit Was an Unmitigated Disaster - Impeach Donald Trump. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Twitter Purges Site of Suspicious Accounts - Twitter users across the globe may see a drop in their followers this week as the social media platform purges the site of suspicious accounts. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Adorable Grandpa Records Himself Instead of Marriage Proposal - I can't believe a millennial wanker handed an iPhone to an old codger and asked him to record a marriage proposal, he might as well have handed him a freaking blender. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump Is Not My President! - The phrase "President Donald Trump" is an oxymoron, and many journalists, commentators and bloggers refuse to describe him in such terms. In fact, a substantial number of Americans don't consider Trump their president, and they refuse to legitimize his administration in any way. |
| Robert Paul Reyes |  | Donald Trump is Right, Elizabeth Warren Should Take a DNA Test to Prove She's Native American - I call on my white liberal friends to join me in holding Warren accountable for her words and actions. If she doesn't prove that she's part Native American by taking a DNA test she should be anathema to the Democratic Party. |
