 | Dudes, Would You Wear A Bacon Condom? Video! - If you date a girl with a big appetite she just might bite off your Johnson if you are wearing a bacon condom. |
 | April Fools' Day Prank: Kid President Steps In For Obama! Video! - April Fool's: Obama will be president for the next four years. |
 | 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' A Hit All Over The World! Video! - American TV viewers have a long history of making hits out of hillbilly shows like "Hee Haw" "The Beverly Hillbillies", "Andy Griffith" and of course "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." |
 | Outrage: Joan Rivers Hates On Adele Because She's Chubby! Video! - Joan, honey, your face is stretched so tight, you must take Vicoden whenever you smile. |
 | Top Ten April Fool's Day Headlines I Wish Were Real - Scientists: Donald Trump`s Hair Made out of Cotton Candy |
 | Dude Steals 42,000 Pounds Of Wisconsin Cheese! Video! - If you`re going to steal cheese, you might as well steal Wisconsin cheese... |
 | Russian Dude Strips To Swimming Trunks To Protest Long Winter - I hope my readers will enjoy a beautiful sunny Easter Sunday. |
 | Heroic Tiny Pooch Goes After Pit Bull To Save Girl, 8 - Adopt a canine hero from your local animal shelter, whether he`s a big hound or a little mutt, he will love and defend you.
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 | Pope Francis' Simplicity Is Next To Godliness - Happy Easter to all my readers! |
 | Lindsay Lohan Has Stickiest Fingers In Hollywood! Video! - LiLo thinks she`s entitled to everything that`s not locked or nailed down, but the only thing she`s entitled to is a smack in the behind. |
 | American Idol Death Watch! Video! - American Idol: The End is Near! |
 | Couple Marries At Uncle's Funeral - Life goes on... |
 | Video! Outrage: Joe Biden Takes Another Luxury Vacation - No vice president is entitled to one vacation a year, but Joe Biden is enjoying his third luxury vacation of the year at taxpayers` expense. |
 | Video! Pope Francis Imitates Jesus By Washing Feet Of Inmates! - I have been a long-time critic of the Catholic Church, and I was convinced nobody could steer the Titanic away from danger and irrelevance, but the current pope is making a valiant effort to return to the roots of Christianity.
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 | Video! Honey Boo Boo Child A Girl Scout Cookies Selling Machine! You Go Girl! - The Girl Scouts should consider it an honor and a privilege that Honey Boo Boo Child wears their uniform. |
 | Video! Neighbor Accuses Pop Fop Justin Bieber Of Assault - Bieber is out of control, recently he was also accused of assaulting a photographer. |
 | Doggone Miracle: One-Eyed Dog Returns Home After Two Years - Adopting a cat or a dog is like adopting a child; you should never give away your beloved pet just because he`s old or not in the best of health. |
 | Puppy Love: Pooch Travels 10 Miles In Middle of Winter To Reunite With His Love - You`ve heard the love stories about Romeo and Juliet and Bonnie and Clyde, here`s another love story that`s bound to melt your heart. |
 | Video! Chicken Born With Four Legs - Lucy is unable to walk because of the location of her four legs; the most compassionate thing may be to put the hapless thing out of its misery. |
 | Video! Outrage:Elementary School Principal Bans 'Easter' - Kids equate the Easter bunny with candy and Easter eggs, not Christianity. |
