 | Pippa Middleton Has The Most Beloved Derriere In Merry Ole England - Simon Cowell says he would sign Pippa Middleton 'on the spot.' Sign her to what? Who knows, but she's got the X-Factor.
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 | Holy Fists Of Thunder: Keiko Fukuda, 98, Awarded 10th-Degree Black Belt - Keiko Fukuda is 98 years old, 4 feet 10 and a mere 100 pounds, but this petite woman has been recognized as a giant in the martial arts world of judo.
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 | 69-Year-Old Dude Swindles 97-Year-Old Lady To Buy Lamborghini - Police in Florida said they arrested a 69-year-old man accused of scamming about $600,000 from a 97-year-old woman under his care and bought a Lamborghini. |
 | TMZ: Pop Tart Snooki To Appear On 'Dancing With The Stars' - According to TMZ Snooki will join the cast of the next season of "Dancing With The Stars." TMZ is the premier gossip Web site, but I am somewhat dubious.
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 | Michele Bachmann's Straw Poll Victory Prompts Tim Pawlenty To Drop Out - Michele Bachmann's victory in the Iowa Ames Straw poll, has already prompted Tim Pawlenty to drop out of the presidential race. |
 | Bakers Bake World's Largest Cream Puff! Just What We Need Another Obama! - Wisconsin bakers have created the world's biggest cream puff -- weighing in at 125.6 pounds, officials say.
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 | Simon Cowell Would Have Kicked Lady Gaga To The Curb On The X-Factor - SIMON Cowell has said he would have rejected Lady GaGa on The X Factor - but he admits she's changed his mind about quirky stars.
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 | E-Poll Market Research: Casey Anthony Most Hated Person In America - Casey Anthony, the Florida mother acquitted in her daughter Caylee's death last month, is the most hated person in America, E-Poll Market Research said.
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 | Rebecca Black, 'Friday' Singer, Quits Middle School After Bullying - Rebecca Black announced that she has left school after the bullying that followed her instant rise to fame became too much for her. The 'My Moment singer will be now be home-schooled |
 | Will Hope Solo Pose Without Clothes For ESPN The Magazine? World Hopes So! - Hope Solo hinted she may pose without clothes for ESPN The Magazine. |
 | Outrage: Rio Drug Dealers Sell Amy Winehouse Brand Cocaine - Drug dealers in Rio de Janeiro are packaging their product with pictures of Amy Winehouse in a bid to make the drug more attractive to younger users.
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 | Disgusting: Repairman Steals And Swallows Homeowner's Diamond Ring - A Chicago-area home repairman was charged with felony theft on Tuesday after he allegedly tried to hide the evidence by gulping it down, presumably without chewing first.
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 | Outrage: Deaf Man Demands Sign-Language Interpreter At Nudist Festival - A deaf man has accused a nudist park in upstate New York of violating federal law by refusing to provide him with a sign-language interpreter at an annual festival.
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 | Cops Harass Blind Woman With 8-Foot Pot Plant Growing In Yard - While searching for two suspects, detectives in South Carolina discovered an 8-foot tall marijuana plant growing in a blind woman's yard, police said.
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 | Nude Statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez! Why? Dear God, Why? - Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt -- these are couples worth of being immortalized in bronze. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez don't deserve to be commemorated in Play-Doh. |
 | Ouch! Lady Blows Off Fingers With Fireworks - Police in Florida said a woman attempting to use fireworks to wake up her boyfriend ended up losing three fingers. |
 | Whole Foods Promotes Ramadan! Non-Muslims Outraged! Boycott? - The national grocery chain Whole Foods is in the middle of a whole lot of controversy for directing a marketing campaign at Muslims during the holy month of Ramadan -- and then taking it back.
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 | Dude Accidentally Blows Away His Manhood With Pink Gun - And you think you are having a bad day? |
 | Would You Offer A $5,000 Reward If Your Cat Ran Away? - A Canadian woman says she is offering a $5,000 reward to anyone who can find her missing cat Kitty.
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 | Newsweek Cover Photo Makes Michele Bachmann Look Bonkers! - There's a touch of madness about Michele Bachmann, it's in the intensity of her gaze and in her sometimes incoherent rhetoric. |
