|World Breathes Sigh Of Relief: Amy Winehouse Not Pregnant - After partaking in a late night out on the town, Amy Winehouse happened to stir up rumors that she's expecting a child with new beau Reg Traviss.|
|Stolen Statue Of Elvis Presley Found In Company Of Angels - A statue of Elvis Presley stolen from a diner was found leaning up against angel statues in a cemetery.|
|Hot Mess Amy Winehouse Cries When She Sees Lindsay Lohan Go To Jail - It seems Amy was moved to tears by seeing Lindsay Lohan go to jail earlier this week. |
|Dude Loads Gun With Wad Of Toilet Paper And Shoots Cougar Wife - Police in North Carolina said they arrested a man who allegedly loaded his gun with a wad of toilet paper and shot his wife in the back.
|Lindsay Lohan Will Go Nuts In Jail - So LiLo can't drink, take drugs or dress up behind bars, what in the world can Lohan do to occupy her time? Will the pop diva go stir crazy in her 12-by-8-foot cell?
|Moron Cop Hooks Up With Midget Porn Star - Police in Massachusetts said an officer resigned after leaving his patrol to meet "the world's smallest porn star" and adding a laser sight to his pistol. |
|600-Pound Lady Fattest Woman To Have Given Birth - A 600-pound New Jersey woman has been declared the Fattest Woman to Have Given birth by Guinness World Records. |
|Lindsay Lohan's Lame Friends Tweet Their Support - 'Please all of @lindsayLohan's fans, let's support our girl,' her Machete costar Electra Avellan writes. 'Send great vibes, love and light. She counts on us for strength. We love you LL.' |
|Paris Hilton Panties In A Twist Over Topless Pic! Does She Even Wear Panties? - Paris Hilton photographed topless, is that really a surprise? Aren't the majority of Paris Hilton photos on the web of her partially naked?
|Michael Lohan Showed Up At Courthouse To Express Support For Lindsay Lohan - Michael Lohan showed up at the courthouse to demonstrate support for his wayward daughter, shouting, "We love you Lindsay".|
|Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan Scared In Jail! But Will Lohan Be Scared Straight? - Lindsay Lohan's attorney Shawn Chapman Holley has said that her client is 'scared but resolute' about the idea of going to jail.
|Cupcakes For Men: Thumbs Up Or Down? - Arrick's butch cupcakes are selling like hotcakes, but once the novelty factor wears off he will go out of business.
|Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan To Bare All In Linda Lovelace Biopic - In six months, when actress Lindsay Lohan has completed her 90-day jail and 90-day rehab sentence, she will prepare to do full frontal nudity for her role as porn star Linda Lovelace in the biopic 'Inferno|
|Ditzy Sarah Palin Coins New Word: Refudiate - Sarah Palin raised linguists' eyebrows this weekend when she urged Muslims to 'refudiate' a controversial mosque -- then defended her garbled English as Shakespearean.
|Paris Hilton: Slightly Skanky But Simply Adorable - Leave it to Paris Hilton to think that a visit to a spy shop requires her to dress in disguise.|
|Oprah Winfrey's New Cable Network: Insignificant And Corrupt? - Oprah Winfrey's new cable network won't launch until January 2011, but it's already mired in corruption. |
|Oprah Winfrey's Ratings Hit All-Time Low! Oprah Is History! - 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' sunk to an all-time low in the most recent ratings report, falling below the 3.0 mark for the first time in the show's history.
|Kitty Kelley's Oprah Bio Will Soon Be A Movie! Who Should Play Main Roles? - Kitty Kelley's controversial (and unauthorized) biography on Oprah Winfrey, called 'Oprah,' will be made into a TV movie,|
|The Wine Rack Bra: Enhances Boobs And Allows Ladies To Smuggle Wine - The $29.95 Wine Rack holds enough wine to boost the bearer's bust by up to two sizes with a drinking tube attached to the right cup giving women a way to sneak sips of wine on the sly.|
|Woman Devastated: Crocodile Eats Her Doggie - A Florida woman whose dog was killed by a crocodile is urging the city of Coral Gables to put up warning signs for other pet owners along the canals.