 | Girl Bully Learns Lessons From Thrift Shop Clothes! Macklemore Video! - If you are innately cool you can buy your wardrobe at a thrift store and rock the hell out of second-hand duds. |
 | Lindsay Lohan's 'Mean Girls' Co-star Wears 'Go To Jail Lindsay' Shirt - Jonathan Bennett, who starred with Lindsay Lohan in the flick Mean Girls " was photographed wearing a "Go to Jail Lindsay" T-shirt. |
 | Frisco Restaurant 'Bacon, Bacon' Forced To Close Because Of Bacon Smell, Video - I would pay to live next to an eatery where the delicious aroma of bacon envelopes the neighborhood. |
 | Singer-Songwriter Alan O'Day 'Undercover Angel' Dead At 72! Video - Alan O`Day was a singer-songwriter whose only claim to fame was writing and singing Undercover Angel ", a #1 hit in 1977. |
 | Moron Car Burlgars Accidentally Butt Dial 911 - A Smartphone can be a dangerous instrument in the hands of a butthead.
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 | Outrage: Couple Change Baby's Diapers At Their Seat At Starbucks - The cops should have hauled away the offending couple, and their damn baby to jail.
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 | Too Lazy To Play With Your Cat? Buy The Solar Chaser Cat Toy! Video - Cats spend most of their time sleeping, but they do have a playful side, and it`s fascinating to watch them at play. |
 | Old Hag's Claim Gang Of Blacks Robbed Her Of Jewelry:FALSE - This old woman is a one-person crime wave, and the cops should at the very least charge her with filing a false police report.
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 | Theater Critic Smashes Audience Member's Smartphone - Bravo! Mr. Williamson, you are a scholar and a gentleman.
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 | Holy Crap: According To Rev. Pat Robertson It's A Woman's Fault If Husband Cheats - It appears as if in his old age Robertson has developed a laissez faire attitude towards cheating, at least if it`s the husband who`s fooling around.
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 | Candice Glover Wins American Idol, Anybody Care? - Now that Idol has been totally discredited, and it has been abandoned by the judges and the viewers, this is the last article I will every write about this subject. |
 | Lindsay Lohan Gains 5 Pounds After Quitting Adderall: Video - LiLo may be the first celeb to go straight from rehab to a fat farm. |
 | Jay Carney: Benghazi, IRS and AP Not Scandals! Obama Admin Corrupt! ! Video - Had Jay Carney been a public relations flack for the Titanic he would have issued the following statement: The Titanic has suffered a minor setback, but the crew and passengers are having a splendid time. |
 | Burglar Shot After Victim Forced into Closet with Gun - Fortunately, the deadliest weapon in the closet wasn`t a pair of stiletto heels. |
 | The Obama Administration Sinking In Scandal and Corruption - "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall." |
 | Bible Thumper Beats Holy Crap Out of Another Woman With Giant Bible - If you see a believer coming towards you armed with a phony smile and a King James Bible, run for your life! |
 | Couple See Image of Jesus Christ in Newspaper Ink Blob - That same ink blob would look like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or Angelina Jolie to yours truly. |
 | Walmart Apologizes For Refusing To Print Breastfeeding Photo - Only a moron or a prude would consider a photo of a mom breastfeeding her baby to be offensive or inappropriate. |
 | Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan Refuses To Be Roasted By Comedy Central: Video - The pop tart is roasted every day by late-night comics, bloggers, and by everyday Americans around the water cooler. |
 | Mayoral Candidate Claims Endorsement From Jesus Christ - WWJD? I seriously doubt Jesus would vote, let alone endorse, a candidate who accused her opponent of using voodoo sorcery against her. |
