 | Cincinnati Bengals' Fans Roar In Outrage When Katy Perry's 'Roar' Is Played; Video - Let`s get real, a pussycat can only roar so loud. It`s anathema for Katy Perry`s insipid pop tunes to be heard in an NFL stadium. |
 | Boris The Clown Catcher Vows To Track Down The Northampton Clown - I just pray that Boris isn`t a poseur who is seeking his 15 minutes of fame; he`s likely to reap an eternity in hell, messing around with the likes of the Northampton Clown. |
 | Pope Francis Chastises Priests For Being Obsessed With Abortion, Gays & Birth Control - The pope`s comments may be viewed with alarm by conservative Catholics who are largely responsible for the moribund condition of the Roman Catholic Church, but they are welcomed by progressive Catholics and everyone else. |
 | Dude Combines All 43 McDonald's Sandwiches: The McEverything! Video! - Are you loving it? |
 | Watch Video: Is It A Giant Seahorse, A Balloon Or A UFO? - Bap has a collection of videos depicting inter-dimensional beings; I bet they include a unicorn, Casper the Friendly Ghost, and the Tooth Fairy. |
 | Update: Northampton Clown Still Terrorizing Residents : Video Evil Clown From Hell! - Dear God people, pray for the citizens of Northampton! |
 | Maple Syrup Smell Wafts Through New York City: Video - There`s something rotten in Denmark, when there`s a sweet scent emanating from New York City. |
 | The Most Boring UFO Video In History! - Please, an eight-year-old girl who just got her first laptop from mom and dad could fabricate a more realistic and interesting UFO video. |
 | Toothless British Man Bites Neighbor's Manhood During Fight: Video - I can`t quite grasp the logistics of biting a dude`s private parts during a fight. If a dude lowers his head in the direction of my nether regions I will kick him in the head. |
 | Prancercise Lady, Joanna Rohrback, Does Commercial For Pistachios: Video - Pistachios are wonderful! The Prancercise Lady is wonderful! Life is wonderful! |
 | Bus Stop Dancing Queen, Ellie Cole, Makes Stage Debut: Video - Moral of this story: Never give up your dream, just keep dancing baby. |
 | Teens Kicked Out Of McDonald's For Bringing Their Own Cutlery & Tablecloth: Video - Fine dining and McDonald`s don`t exactly go together, and the teens caused chaos by attempting to bring a little bit of class into the fast food joint. |
 | Dog Shoots Owner, 78 - I`m all for a homeowner having a shotgun at the ready, but 78 may just be too freakin` old to own a weapon of any kind. |
 | Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth: The Engagement's Off: Video - America needs to follow suit and kick Cyrus to the gutter, her natural habitat. |
 | Northampton Clown Roams Streets,Scaring Hell Out Of Residents: Video - I can`t imagine the abject horror the residents of Northampton feel knowing there`s an evil clown on the loose. |
 | Outrage: Beavers' Anal Secretions Used To Provide Vanilla Flavor In Baked Goods: Video - Thank goodness my favorite flavor of ice cream and cake is chocolate; I will never again eat vanilla anything. |
 | Nice Couple Have Zombie-Themed Wedding: Video - The Zombie Apocalypse is on the horizon, it`s perfectly rational for this young couple to get with the program and have a zombie-themed wedding. |
 | San Jose Settles Lawsuit With Dude Shot Over 20 Times By The Cops - If you pass out drunk in the stairwell of a rat-infested extended stay hotel while wearing a costume and holding a gold-colored toy gun, you really don`t deserve to live. |
 | Flying Frog Photo-Bombs NASA's LADEE Rocket Launch: Video - This frog didn`t make it to the moon, or even out of the Earth`s atmosphere, but he`s gained Internet fame. |
 | TV Meteorologist Reports UFO Live On Air: Video - This local weatherman seems to be taking us back to the days of zany weather forecasting by reporting a UFO live on the air. |
