|Bicycle Messenger Makes Rounds With Cat Perched On His Shoulder: Video - Commuters find it difficult not to smile when they see bike messenger Rudi Salida make his appointed rounds with his cat, Mary Jane, precariously perched on his shoulder.|
|"Clouds' Singer Zach Sobiech Dies Of Cancer At 17: Video - Sobiech`s "Clouds" video inspired millions suffering from cancer, and encouraged the rest of us to do something positive with our lives. |
|Detroit Mower Gang Mowing Abandoned Playgrounds: Video - I applaud the Detroit Mower Gang for their good intentions, but they remind me of rearranging chairs on the deck of the Titanic. |
|Dude Wore Ankle Monitor During 20+ Break-ins - Throw away the key and the ankle monitor and lock up this oxygen thief for the rest of his miserable life. |
|Outrage: City Orders Homeowner To Take Down Christmas Decorations - This incident isn`t an example of the so-called War on Christmas ", it`s a prosecution of an aesthetic crime.|
|Failed Bank Robber Robs Drugstore Across The Street - The defining characteristic of this moron is laziness, not stupidity. |
|Girl Bully Learns Lessons From Thrift Shop Clothes! Macklemore Video! - If you are innately cool you can buy your wardrobe at a thrift store and rock the hell out of second-hand duds. |
|Lindsay Lohan's 'Mean Girls' Co-star Wears 'Go To Jail Lindsay' Shirt - Jonathan Bennett, who starred with Lindsay Lohan in the flick Mean Girls " was photographed wearing a "Go to Jail Lindsay" T-shirt. |
|Frisco Restaurant 'Bacon, Bacon' Forced To Close Because Of Bacon Smell, Video - I would pay to live next to an eatery where the delicious aroma of bacon envelopes the neighborhood. |
|Singer-Songwriter Alan O'Day 'Undercover Angel' Dead At 72! Video - Alan O`Day was a singer-songwriter whose only claim to fame was writing and singing Undercover Angel ", a #1 hit in 1977. |
|Moron Car Burlgars Accidentally Butt Dial 911 - A Smartphone can be a dangerous instrument in the hands of a butthead.
|Outrage: Couple Change Baby's Diapers At Their Seat At Starbucks - The cops should have hauled away the offending couple, and their damn baby to jail.
|Too Lazy To Play With Your Cat? Buy The Solar Chaser Cat Toy! Video - Cats spend most of their time sleeping, but they do have a playful side, and it`s fascinating to watch them at play. |
|Old Hag's Claim Gang Of Blacks Robbed Her Of Jewelry:FALSE - This old woman is a one-person crime wave, and the cops should at the very least charge her with filing a false police report.
|Theater Critic Smashes Audience Member's Smartphone - Bravo! Mr. Williamson, you are a scholar and a gentleman.
|Holy Crap: According To Rev. Pat Robertson It's A Woman's Fault If Husband Cheats - It appears as if in his old age Robertson has developed a laissez faire attitude towards cheating, at least if it`s the husband who`s fooling around.
|Candice Glover Wins American Idol, Anybody Care? - Now that Idol has been totally discredited, and it has been abandoned by the judges and the viewers, this is the last article I will every write about this subject. |
|Lindsay Lohan Gains 5 Pounds After Quitting Adderall: Video - LiLo may be the first celeb to go straight from rehab to a fat farm. |
|Jay Carney: Benghazi, IRS and AP Not Scandals! Obama Admin Corrupt! ! Video - Had Jay Carney been a public relations flack for the Titanic he would have issued the following statement: The Titanic has suffered a minor setback, but the crew and passengers are having a splendid time. |
|Burglar Shot After Victim Forced into Closet with Gun - Fortunately, the deadliest weapon in the closet wasn`t a pair of stiletto heels. |