 | Will Alanis Morissette Be An American Idol Judge? God, I Hope Not - Morissette is the quintessential angry young woman, and I can see her heaping scorn on a male contestant because he reminds her of a boyfriend who ditched her when she was a struggling artist. |
 | Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan Goes Bonkers At Francesca Eastwood's Birthday Party - Give it up Lindsay Lohan, nobody wants you around! |
 | Snoop Dogg Gets Paris Hilton To Chug A 40-Ounce! Is Hilton Going Gangsta? - Is there anything scarier than Paris Hilton going gangsta?
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 | Tacky, Tacky, Tacky: Las Vegas Denny's To Include Wedding Chapel - What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas; I hope the concept of a Denny`s wedding chapel stays in Sin City.
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 | Outrage: Fake Butter Flavoring May Cause Alzheimer's Disease - These killjoy scientists should focus on doing something useful, like discovering how to open a CD case in under five minutes.
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 | 'Lady' Leaves Kids, 4, 3 & 10 Months Home Alone To Knock Boots With Neighbor - It`s a shame that whorish women who have one child after another, with no means to support them, can`t be forcibly sterilized.
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 | Cops Find Naked Dude In School: Claims He Thought He Was In A Motel - There is no truth to the rumor that the naked guy was Tim Pawlenty, on a bender because Mitt Romney didn`t select him as his running mate.
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 | Roadkill Raccoon Becomes Internet Sensation - Do I need to post a pic of me eating a dead raccoon sandwich on Facebook to become famous?
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 | Mom Vents On Facebook About 'Hooker' Clothes For Young Girls - Parents should care more about instilling proper values in their children, than in trying to be cool parents who will let their daughters were the latest fashion trends, even if they make them look like midget prostitutes.
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 | Tanning Mom Gives Up Tanning For A Month: Looks At Hot As Angelina Jolie - But believe it or not, after a month without tanning, Tanning Mom looks hot! Not hot as in baked by the sun, but hot as I in I want to knock boots with her.
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 | Women: Drinking A Glass Of Wine A Day Can Prevent Osteoporosis - A glass of wine a day will keep the doctor away.
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 | Hot Lady Attacks Boyfriend With Pink Stripper Pole & Hot Cooking Oil - Sarah is a very attractive woman, and her heart seems to be in the right place, every woman should keep a pink steel stripper pole in her home to entertain her man.
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 | Say It Ain't So! Nick Jonas Wants To Be A Judge On 'American Idol' - Idol needs a Marilyn Manson or an Iggy Pop to serve as a judge, somebody who bears a resemblance to Simon Cowell.
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 | Scandal In Seattle: Tourist Complains That Bathroom Stall Doors Are Too Low - It wasn`t an NBA basketball player who complained that the bathroom doors are too low, it was Shahrukh Pestoni, a 5-foot-7 tourist from Toronto.
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 | Boob Posts Video On YouTube Begging For Money For Boob Job - Lane looked perfectly fine before her plastic surgery; she didn't need bigger boobs, just more self-esteem.
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 | Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan & Crazy Man Charlie Sheen To Be In 'Scary Movie 5' - Charlie Sheen will show up on set with a couple of goddesses/adult movie stars, and Lilo will steal jewelry from one porn star, and hit on the other.
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 | Black Women: Stop Hatin' On Gymnast Gabby Douglas' Natural Hair - I know that the quickest way for a man to get slapped, is by poking fun at black women`s hair. Somebody had to go there, and I`m glad I did.
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 | Lady Gaga Has A New Tattoo That Reads: ARTPOP! What Does It Mean? - My guess is that the tattoo artist was drunk and he misspelled the tattoo, it should read: ARTPOOP |
 | Scottish Lady Dies Ten Minutes After Turning 100 - I hope Allison is enjoying a birthday cake made from manna.
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 | Dude Waits On Hold For 15 Hours To Confirm His Flight With Qantas - Kahn your mission is accomplished: The world knows not to book a flight on Qantas, but they also know that your elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
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