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Robert Paul Reyes

OMG! Lady In Labor Passes Driving Test! - I'm not too surprised Emma took the test in her condition, women are excellent at multitasking. Emma was probably dealing with contractions, taking the driving test and playing Farmville on her Smartphone.

Justin Bieber Breaks Lady Gaga's Record For Most Views On YouTube - I'm not surprised that 'The Bieber" has broken Lady Gaga's record, Bieber's tweens are more fanatical than Lady Gaga's monsters.

Justin Bieber A Baby Daddy? Woman Claims 'The Bieber' Is Dad of Her Baby! - Thousands want to know if the allegations against Herman Cain are true, but millions are dying to know if Justin Bieber is a Baby Daddy!

Video: Gentleman, 80, Falls into Sinkhole Outside His Home - The last thing a senior citizen wants is to walk outside his front door to pick up his newspaper, and fall into a sinkhole.

Two Teen Girls Go Joyriding In Shopping Cart, End Up Stuck, Call Cops! - Joyriding in a shopping cart? That's just wrong, really really wrong!

New Amy Winehouse CD 'Lioness:Hidden Treasures' To Be Released In December - Amy Winehouse released only two albums in her career, thank goodness we now have one more CD to treasure and enjoy.

Furball The Cat Spends 5 Terrifying Days In Tree Before Being Rescued - It must have been a nightmare for the family, knowing their kitty was scared, hungry and in danger of falling down.

Religious Nuts Ruining Halloween: Plan On Giving Trick-or-Treaters Religious Tracts - Whether its a religious tract with the message "Peek-A-Boo: Jesus Love You" or "Allah says kill an infidel or you will go to hell" let's keep Halloween free of religion.

Will Sex Scandal Sink Herman Cain's Campaign? Cain Mishandling Scandal! - Cain`s vehement denial might have been believable if he hadn`t said yesterday that the accusations were "vaguely familiar."

Nightmare Halloween At White House: Barack And Michelle Obama Hand Out Dried Fruit - I'm sure the kids were searched for bombs and guns, but were they searched for eggs? Those little brats must have been furious that they got dried fruit for Halloween.

Video: Rick Perry Terrible Debater, Even Worse Speaker - When I watched this video I didn't know whether to reach for my bong or my gun.

Outrage: Dude Borrows Car, And Sells It On Craigslist! - Lessons to be learned from this incident: Never let anyone borrow your car! Even if a nun wants to borrow your ride, tell her to hitchhike. Never buy anything from Craiglist!

Yikes! Homeless Dude Severs His Arm With Home-Made Guillotine - An individual this mentally unstable is capable of hurting not only himself, but others as well. Thank goodness that with only one arm it will be difficult for this unfortunate soul to hurt anyone.

Herman Cain's Smoking Ad Boring! John Huntsman's Daughters Ad Smoking Hot! - Dozens of parodies of this commercial have been posted on YouTube for your entertainment, but the one released by John Huntsman's drop-dead gorgeous daughters is head and shoulders above the rest.

Gym Teacher Fakes Bomb Threat, Didnt' Feel Like Going To Work That Day! - Jennifer Gomes told the police she left a note saying there was a bomb in the school, because she didn't want to go to work that day.

Hapless Couple Lost In Apple Orchard, Calls 911! - Who the hell picks apples in an apple orchard, other than hobos and hillbillies?

Liberal Comic Orlando Jones Tweets: Kill Sarah Palin! - The smiley face at the end of Orlando's tweet doesn't lessen its hateful impact. Is it OK if a Tea Party member tweets "Orlando Jones should be hanging from a tree", as long as he ends his tweet with a smiley face?

Should Pop Tart Lady Gaga Or Pop Icon Madonna Play Super Bowl Halftime Show? - I can only imagine the havoc Lady Gaga would wreak at the Super Bowl, she would make Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction look like an innocent 3rd grade show and tell presentation.

Video: US Dismantles Colossal Super Duper B-53 Nuclear Bomb - I'm not sleeping any easier because this cold war relic has been destroyed, the US and Russia have a gazillion nuclear bombs and we can destroy our little blue planet a hundred times over.

Dude Firebombs Taco Bell: Outraged Chalupa Didn't Have Enough Meat - Taco Bell has been accused of allegedly fixing tacos that contained only 30 percent real meat, even if his chalupas weighed a pound each he'd be lucky if they contained an ounce of real meat.

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