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Robert Paul Reyes

New Yorker Sues: Finds Animal Toe In Package Of Artichoke Spinach Dip - This is far from a frivolous lawsuit; I hope Brodsky wins enough money to hire a psychiatrist and a chef.

Two Female Thieves Steal 34K Worth Of Bras And Panties From Victoria's Secret - No woman in Florida may ever again purchase any Victoria's Secret underwear, knowing that the garments that these women stole may have been put back on the shelf.

Enough About Angelina Jolie's Right Leg, What's Up With Her Skinny Arms? - I appreciated Angelina's lovely leg, but I was appalled at her emaciated arms.

Elderly Gentleman Shoots Himself Twice Trying To Kill Caged Racoon - Godwin shouldn't be toting anything more dangerous than a cap gun, his wife should switch his 22-caliber handgun with a cap gun, he probably won't notice.

Jesus Appears To Believer On A Tortilla! Miracle Or Malarkey? - What I would really love to find is a tortilla with an image of Angelina Jolie striking her leg-baring pose, that would be worth a fortune.

Video: Monster Van Crushes Toyota Corolla At The Redneck Yacht Club - The words "redneck" and "yacht club" just don't go together. I wonder if they serve caviar and chitlins at the Redneck Yacht Club?

Angelina Jolie's Right Leg Story Has A Lot Of Leg - In this crazy and cruel world we need a diversion, some comic relief. Thank you Angelina Jolie, for giving us something to joke and talk about around the water cooler.

Conservative Activist & Blogger Andrew Breitbart Dead At 43 - Breitbart is best known for posting the infamous Twitter photos of U.S. Rep Anthony Weiner last year, in which he appeared barechested and in his drawers.

Video: Adorable Hank The Cat Running For Senate In Virginia - Like most felines Hank has a laissez faire attitude, he would go with the flow -- the opposite of Tea Party Republicans who are responsible for the gridlock in Congress.

Target Pulls 'Offensive' Whitney Houston Greeting Card - In fact there should be a series of Whitney Houston greeting cards -- how about a "Crack is Wack" greeting card for a teen who is experimenting with drugs?

Is Pop Tart Snooki Pregnant? - Snooki may just have a tiny tot in the oven.

Madness In Sweden: Drunk Intruder Found Sleeping In Child's Bed - Man up America! Don't be a wimp like this Swedish father.

God Bless America! Sub Shop Sells 1,470 Calorie Sandwich - The world may freakin' end December 21, 2012 according to the Maya calendar, will you die without having gorged on a Big Daddy sandwich?

Angelina Jolie's Iconic Pose: The Sequel - The talk around the water cooler isn't about the skyrocketing price of gas or politics, it's all about Angelina Jolie striking the pose that will be remembered for all eternity.

Unbelievable! Dude Leaves Store Wtih 19-Inch TV In His Pants - The logistics of cramming a 19-inch (needless to say it was a flat-screen) TV in your pants and being able to walk out of the store are mind-boggling.

71-Year-Old Dude Earns Fourth-Degree Black Belt In Karate - You go James, I'm sure that any 6-six-year-old brat will be afraid to walk on your front lawn.

Video: Goddess Angelina Jolie's Right Leg The Highlight Of The Academy Awards - When I die and go to heaven, I don't want to be welcomed by freakin' St. Paul; I want to be welcomed to paradise by Angelina Jolie striking that heavenly pose.

Web Site For Cheaters: D.C Best Place To Have An Affair - Shame on AshleyMadison.Com for making it easier for politicians to be unfaithful to their spouses.

13-Year-Old Boy: I Stole AK-47 Because I'm Sure My Mom Won't Buy Me One - Somebody needs to put the fear of God into that kid, because I'm pretty sure his mother never will.

Repo Company Sued For $5 Million Over Half A Tank Of Gas - Heed the advice of Public Enemy: Fight the Power!


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