|World's Greatest Invention: Remote Control Auto-Mutes Annoying Celebs Like Snooki - Matt Richardson has invented the greatest device of all time: A remote control that will automatically mute the TV when certain celebs and bimbos are mentioned.|
|Save America: Banish The Pledge Of Allegiance From Our Schools - A Massachusetts group is drawing criticism for its quest to take the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools, saying it is 'reminiscent of McCarthyism.'
|Jack The Cat Lost At JFK Airport Has Tons Of Twitter Followers - A cat missing at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York for the past two weeks has become an Internet celebrity, complete with Twitter account.
| Amateur Stripper With Admirable Work Ethic An Inspiration To Americans - Police in Florida said they arrested a woman who took off her clothes and asked for money at a gentlemen's club, despite not being an employed
|Dude Cited For Riding Motorcycle With Pooch On His Lap - Authorities in New Jersey said a man cited for riding his motorcycle with his pug on his lap told them he had been riding with the canine for years.|
|Ali Lohan's Shocking New Look! - Ali is underage, her mother must have given permission for her daughter's face to be completely reshaped. Who is more evil: Hot Sauce Mom, Octomom, or Dina Lohan?
|Famous Sculptor Creates Beautiful Bust Of Pop Icon Amy Winehouse - Sculptor Daniel Edwards is famous for creating works of art that make us wonder what planet he's on, but he set the craziness aside this time when he made a bust in tribute to the late Amy Winehouse.|
|Tony Bennett: Lady Gaga The Most Talented Artist Ever! Is He Senile? - Lady Gaga is like bright pink cotton candy, it's fun to eat the snack but it won't fill your stomach. |
|Would You Dine At A Restaurant That Accepts Food Stamps? - An "EBT" Sign at a restaurant is just a bad as a sign indicating that the dining establishment has been closed by the health department.
|John Coltrane Church In SF, Amy Winehouse Church In England! Amen! - Coltrane was a heroin addict and Winehouse was a crackhead and a drunkard, but I would argue that they are holier than the apostle Paul or any of the popes. |
|Video: Adorable Harbor The Dog With The World's Longest Ears - Guinness World Records announced a Colorado coonhound will appear in the 2012 book after receiving the title of 'longest ears on a living dog.|
|Insanity: 70-Year-Old Sailor Takes Wrong Turn, Ends Up Buried In Sand - A 70-year-old sailor was left high and dry for two days when a wrong turn sent his boat to be buried in sand.|
|Many Voters Still Think Obama Wasn't Born In USA! Birth Certificate A Forgery? - Obama is a mystery wrapped in an enigma and enveloped in arrogance.
|Outrage: New York City Stores Already Have Christmas Decorations - Stores throughout Manhattan are already showcasing Christmas ornaments and decorations in their window displays.|
|Group Sets Guinness World Record For Bar-Hopping - A group of 13 drinkers visited 200 bars throughout New York's Manhattan to set a new Guinness World Record for most pubs visited within a 24-hour-period.|
|Chaz Bono Should Be First DWTS Contestant Kicked To The Curb - Chaz Bono, the transgender son of Cher and the late Sonny Bono, is catching a lot of flak for his decision to go on "Dancing With the Stars" -- even the oddsmakers are against him.
|Dude Arrested After He Called Cops To Complain About Escort Service - Police in Kansas said a man was arrested on a charge of patronizing a Escort after he called police to complain about an escort service.
|Sarah Palin Lets Down Her Flock At Tea Party Rally - The Palin supporters left the rally disappointed, but I'm sure their faith remains strong. They rationalize that their heroine is waiting for just the right time to make her announcement.
|Sarah Palin To Headline World Knowledge Forum! Say What? - Sarah Palin`s added another trip to her roster: She`ll head to South Korea in October to headline the World Knowledge Forum, which runs from Oct. 11 to 13.
|Stop The Insanity! Dude Arrested For 'Maliciously Molesting' Vending Machine! - Police in Florida said they arrested a man who 'maliciously molested, opened, broke, injured, damaged and inserted his body parts" into a vending machine.|