|Pop Tart Lady Gaga, Usher To Perform At Bill Clinton's Concert - Wannabe Queen of Pop Lady Gaga, R & B King Usher, and old farts The Edge and Bono will perform at an LA concert celebrating the 10the anniversary of former President Bill Clinton's foundation.
|Good News: Smoking Weed Won't Make You Gain Weight - I'm not surprised by the results of this study, most of the heavy pot smokers I know are rail-thin|
|'Jersey Shore' Star Snooki Shows Off Her Hideous New Tattoo - 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki showed off her new tattoo on Twitter. The large tat on her upper arm features a crown on top of a pink bow.
|Taliban Justified In Attacking US Embassy In Afghanistan! - Taliban gunmen armed with suicide bombs and heavy weaponry Tuesday launched coordinated attacks in Kabul, targeting NATO's headquarters, the US embassy and the Afghan intelligence agency."
|Outrage: It Takes Hunter Nine Hours To Pull Alligator From Lake - A man said he pulled a 12-foot alligator from an Alabama lake after wrangling with the big reptile for about 9 hours.
|Video: Outrage, NYPD Cops Dirty Dancing At The West Indian Day Parade - An online video shows some men who appear to be uniformed NYPD officers enjoying the festivities at the West Indian Day Parade.|
|Outrage: Fat Dude Sues White Castle Over 'Small' Seats - A 290-pound New York man is steaming mad at the White Castle fast-food chain, which he claims repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger.
|Coffee Shops In San Jose Feature Topless Servers - Police in California said three women were issued public nudity citations for allegedly serving customers in a Vietnamese coffee shop while topless.|
|Great Idea: Movie Night At Wrigley Field - A Chicago alderman approved of the Cubs' plan to show a movie in Wrigley Field next month, saying it will be good for the neighborhood.|
|9/11: Ten Year Anniversary, It's Outrageous To Suggest The Terrorists Won - The terrorists will never win, terrorism will never destroy us. Only we can destroy ourselves, if we fail to realize that we are still one people, indivisible.|
|Snooki Won't Wave Green Flag At NASCAR Race Honoring Heroes Of 9/11 - Snooki from Jersey Shore, will not be waving the green flag before the start of Saturday night's NASCAR Sprint Cup race at Richmond International Raceway.|
|Italian Priest Gives 'Jersey Shore' Star Snooki A Piece Of His Mind - In a new promo for the MTV series, Snooki revealed that a priest was upset by the suggestive ensemble she wore while walking across sacred ground, Us Weekly reports."
|World's Greatest Invention: Remote Control Auto-Mutes Annoying Celebs Like Snooki - Matt Richardson has invented the greatest device of all time: A remote control that will automatically mute the TV when certain celebs and bimbos are mentioned.|
|Save America: Banish The Pledge Of Allegiance From Our Schools - A Massachusetts group is drawing criticism for its quest to take the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools, saying it is 'reminiscent of McCarthyism.'
|Jack The Cat Lost At JFK Airport Has Tons Of Twitter Followers - A cat missing at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York for the past two weeks has become an Internet celebrity, complete with Twitter account.
| Amateur Stripper With Admirable Work Ethic An Inspiration To Americans - Police in Florida said they arrested a woman who took off her clothes and asked for money at a gentlemen's club, despite not being an employed
|Dude Cited For Riding Motorcycle With Pooch On His Lap - Authorities in New Jersey said a man cited for riding his motorcycle with his pug on his lap told them he had been riding with the canine for years.|
|Ali Lohan's Shocking New Look! - Ali is underage, her mother must have given permission for her daughter's face to be completely reshaped. Who is more evil: Hot Sauce Mom, Octomom, or Dina Lohan?
|Famous Sculptor Creates Beautiful Bust Of Pop Icon Amy Winehouse - Sculptor Daniel Edwards is famous for creating works of art that make us wonder what planet he's on, but he set the craziness aside this time when he made a bust in tribute to the late Amy Winehouse.|
|Tony Bennett: Lady Gaga The Most Talented Artist Ever! Is He Senile? - Lady Gaga is like bright pink cotton candy, it's fun to eat the snack but it won't fill your stomach. |