|Karl Rove: Sarah Palin Is 'Thin-Skinned' - Rove the genius was furious that a dimwit would dare criticize him, so he called Palin thin-skinned. "
|Pop Tart Paris Hilton's Reality Show Cancelled? Let's Hope So! - Paris Hilton's only remaining option is to do a Web or cable access reality show. Paris, my dear, wake up and smell the coffee: Your 15 minutes of fame is over!
|Lady Gaga Copies Madonna, She Will Kiss Marge On Episode Of 'The Simpsons' - Let's hope that Lady Gaga won't copy Madonna's penchant for dating younger guys; I'd hate to see Lady Gaga dating a 16-year-old kid.
|Karma: Woman Flips Off A Driver, Loses Control And Flips Her Car - A Washington state woman who made an obscene gesture at another driver may face criminal charges for causing an accident.|
|Arizona Commuters Terrified By Electronic Sign That Warned Of 'Rogue Panda' - Local drivers making their morning commute were greeted by an electronic sign along the busy stretch of road warning of a 'rogue panda on rampage.|
|Nebraska Jail Adopts 2 Cats: Inmates And Staff Thrilled! - If inmates learn to take care of and love Sarge and Nemo perhaps they will learn to empathize with human beings. |
|Outrage: Lifeguard, 61, Fired For Refusing to Wear A Speedo - A real man doesn't eat quiche, he doesn't watch chick flicks, and he doesn't wear a Speedo. |
|Mom Forces Her Son To Wear Shrek Ears And Hold A Thief Sign - Residents of an Australian city said a mother forced her young son to sit in public wearing Shrek ears and a sign proclaiming him to be 'a thief.'
|Earthquake Shuts Down Virginia Nuclear Power Plant - A 5.9 earthquake in Virginia was felt in Washington, New York City and North Carolina is afternoon. Buildings swayed, and damage reports began trickling in within minutes of the largest quake in Virginia in more than a century.
|Breaking News: Huge Earthquake Felt In Detroit, New York, Ohio, Virginia, DC - Huge Quake Felt in large part of East Coast of the US|
|Bicyclist Slapped With $1,500 Fine For Running Red Light - A New York City bicyclist fought a ticket for running a red light, lost and was ordered to pay $1,500 in fines, officials say. |
|The National Hamburger Festival: Heaven On Earth - The National Hamburger Festival was the place to be this weekend to get a taste of a deep-fried cheeseburger.|
|Amy Winehouse More Influential And Beloved Than Any UK Politician Or Preacher - The death of Amy Winehouse has been the most searched for subject on Google this summer.
|Ferry Boat Slams Onto Rock: Captain Stuck In Toilet - A Finnish ferry has run aground while its captain was stuck in the bathroom.
|Amy Winehouse Fred Perry Clothing Line Available This Fall - Amy Winehouse has gotten a boost in the wake of her death last month, but that will not be the beehived singer's only lasting pop culture legacy.
|Death Of Amy Winehouse Prompts Many UK Addicts To Seek Help - SOARING numbers of Âpatients have been Âchecking into rehab following the death of Amy Winehouse.|
|Poll: Betty White Is The Most Trusted And Popular Celebrity - Betty White, 89, is both the most popular and most trusted celebrity with Americans and the person most likely to drive up the business of a brand she might choose to endorse.|
|Lady Gaga Should Ditch Weird Wardrobe And Go Acoustic On Next Album - Let's hope that Lady Gaga takes Joss Stone's advice and leaves her meat dress in the closet or the refrigerator. |
|Hear Amy Winehouse's Final Recording With Tony Bennett Of 'Body And Soul' - Amy Winehouse was the kind of genius that we see only once in a generation. The troubled singer released only two albums, and her fans know the lyrics to every one of her songs.
|Video: Sarah Palin's 'Iowa Passion" Exposes Her Narcissism - Every now and then Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin comes out of hibernation and struts her stuff in front of the press to keep her brand name alive. |