|Jack Kevorkian, Dr. Death, Dead At 83! Long May His Cause Live! - Jack Kevorkian, the zealous, straight-talking American doctor known as "Dr. Death" for his lifelong crusade to legalize physician-assisted suicide died on Friday.|
|Mommie Dearest: Sarah Palin Exploits Piper Palin! - Piper will one day come to resent and despise her mother, for putting her ambitions ahead of the psychological health of her children.
|Trigger-Happy Cop Shoots Concrete Alligator - A police officer in Independence, Mo., who thought he was killing an alligator on the loose, discovered he had shot a life-size concrete lawn ornament.|
|Ken Kesey, Sarah Palin's Bus Tour, Mitt Romney'sTrash-Talking, Pillsbury Doughboy, And LSD - Mitt Romney, the multi-millionaire former governor of Massachusetts, will kick off his second bid for the White House on Thursday with a hard-hitting economic message charging that 'Barack Obama has failed America.|
|Insanity! Mitch Winehouse Tours, Amy Winehouse In Rehab - Amy Winehouse's father Mitch has been signed by the Creative Artists Agency in the US - joining Radiohead and Madonna on their books.
|Dude Arrested After He's Overheard Saying He's Wanted By The Cops - Authorities in Delaware said a man wanted in Maryland was arrested at a motel after fellow patrons heard him talking on his phone about being sought by police.
|BossE: The Next Big Thing In Rap? - BossE's real dream is to make it in the rap game, and boy does the moribund rap genre need new blood. |
|Outrage! Gentleman Arrested For Selling Obama Condoms - New York police arrested a man for a third time for selling condoms bearing President Obama's image despite a court ruling in his favor.
|Lady Gaga Impersonator Breaks Hearts Of Students - A staff developer at the elementary schools apparently used a Lady Gaga impersonator to deliver an anti-bullying presentation to students via Skype last week.|
|Top Ten Things Trump And Sarah Palin Chatted About At Their Pizza Summit - Sarah Palin met Donald Trump for dinner Tuesday night, and the US news media may never be the same.|
|Sarah Palin Should Hire Snoop Dogg As An Adviser - Rebecca Mansour, the adviser to Sarah Palin most closely associated with her post-Alaska political life, thinks Palin's daughter Bristol is a political liability. |
|Jose Canseco Has The Hots For Lady Gaga! Steroids Rotted His Brain? - 'I love lady gaga wish I could meet her. I would marry her in a second.' Jose Canseco|
|Dolly Parton Wants To Collab With Madonna Or Lady Gaga - Dolly Parton has spoken of her dream to record a duet with Lady GaGa or Madonna.
|Doctors Warn Hot Mess Amy Winehouse: Stop Drinking Or Die! - Amy Winehouse checked herself into rehabilitation some days ago after falling off the wagon yet again. |
|Say It Ain't So! Lindsay Lohan Seeks Advice From Hot Mess Courtney Love - Embattled actress Lindsay Lohan plans to spend her days painting while she serves time on house arrest|
|OMG! Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan Takes Up Painting! - Embattled actress Lindsay Lohan plans to spend her days painting while she serves time on house arrest.|
|Lady Gaga Amazon 'Born This Way' Album Scandal! Worse Than Payola? - The recording industry is in serious trouble, in large part, because of the inflated prices of CD's. I used to buy about 20 to 30 CD's every year, but now I rarely buy one.|
|UK Cops Desperate To Nab Goldilocks Burglar - British police appealed for help Friday in tracing a suspected burglar they have dubbed 'Goldilocks' because he breaks into houses, eats food and then has a sleep. |
|Vietnam Bans Cops From Wearing Dark Shades - Vietnam has banned cops from wearing black sunglasses.|
|Release Of Amy Winehouse's New CD Delayed! Amy Back In Rehab! - It's taken years for Amy Winehouse to finish her new album; the crazy chanteuse hasn't released a CD since 2006's "Back to Black."