|Aubrey Huff's Red Thongs A Lucky Charm For San Francisco Giants - Since San Francisco first baseman Aubrey Huff began wearing a red thong under his uniform two months ago, the Giants have risen from outsiders into championship contenders. |
|Germany: Miniature Art Sold In Vending Machines - An artist who wanted to make art more accessible has installed vending machines across Germany offering unique art miniatures in small boxes.
|Vet Warns: Keep Your Black Cat Indoors On Halloween - A Florida veterinarian is recommending people keep their black cats indoors around Halloween, despite evidence that many fears are unfounded.
|Nightclub For Dogs Opens In Manhattan: Doggone Good Idea! - New Yorkers can now drop their dogs off at Manhattan's first dog disco when they spend a night on the town, the firm's co-founder said.
|UPS Bomb Plot Takes Scary Turn: Bombs Traveled Undetected In Passenger Planes! - The explosive found hidden in a package on a plane in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, on Friday, had traveled on two passenger planes to get there, a Qatar Airways spokesman told CNN Sunday. |
|Help Save America: Re-elect Senator Harry Reid! - A Reid defeat -- to a favorite of the anti-establishment Tea Party movement -- would be a repudiation of Obama.|
|Two-Thirds Of Registered Voters: Sarah Palin Not Qualified To Be President - Sarah Palin's interest in the presidency is not being reciprocated by most Americans.|
|UPS Bomb Plot And Osama bin Laden Tape Related? - A tape of a man claiming to be Osama Bin Laden threatening France appears to be authentic, the French Foreign Ministry said Thursday.
|Evil Mom Pleads Guilty To Killing Baby For Interrupting FarmVille Game! - This demon-possessed woman was so addicted to FarmVille, that she shook her baby to death after the little boy's crying distracted her from playing the game. |
|Did Bishop Eddie Long Steal A Horse's Tail To Make Himself A Wig? - Authorities in Montana said at least two horse owners have called police to report the theft of hair from their animals.
|Paulina Porizkova Condemns Madonna's Plastic Surgery Addiction - Former model Paulina Porizkova, 45, who looks terrific without the aid of plastic surgery, criticized Nicole Kidman and Madonna for their addiction to cosmetic surgery.|
|Madonna Is Too Old To Adopt Any More Children - Rumour has it Madonna is off to Malawi to pick out a third orphan to join her family.|
|Top Gun 2 Will Take Us To The Lame Zone - Top Gun director Tony Scott says he's on board to direct a sequel to the 1986 blockbuster film. |
|Fool Mistakes A Halloween Decoration For Bloody Human Foot - Police in Kansas called out to investigate a report of a bloody foot hanging from the trunk of a car determined it was a Halloween decoration, authorities said.
|Charlie Sheen Messes Up Again, We Still Love Him! - Charlie Sheen has responded to reports that he allegedly wrecked a hotel suite in a drunken tantrum after an encounter with a prostitute. |
|Amy Winehouse Drama Involving A Gong - Music producer Mark Ronson said he won't lose his new Q Award like he did when he picked up Amy Winehouse's gong.
|Glee's Mark Salling's CD Pipe Dreams Comes Out Soon - One of the stars of Glee is breaking away from the cast and releasing his own CD. You may know Mark Salling as Puck.|
|Detroit, Ore. To Change Its Name, For Obvious Reasons - Proponents of a ballot measure to change the name of Detroit, Ore., say they want to separate the tourist town's image from the Michigan city. |
|Fitness Freak Madonna To Open Chain Of Fitness Centers - Madonna conquered the world of pop music, but failed dismally as an actress. I predict that Madge's foray into the world of health clubs will make her career as a thespian look like a brilliant success. |
|Disgraced Bishop Eddie Long Should Be Ordered To Be Tested For AIDS! - Eddie Long puts that wig through hell, with all that hooting, hollering and histrionics that passes for preaching in his church. That thing is a sweaty mess teeming with bacteria.|