|Stupid Criminal Denies Coke Concealed In His Rear End Is His - Police in Florida said a suspect arrested for drug possession denied ownership of the cocaine he was found to be concealing in his buttocks. |
|Bishop Eddie Long Vows Never To Step Down From Pulpit - A defiant Bishop Eddie Long vowed that he would stay on as pastor of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church to the thunderous applause of his congregation. |
|The Dangers Of Talking On Cell Phone While Driving - New York State Police said a traffic stop of a woman for using a cell phone while driving led to the arrest of her husband on an 8-year-old warrant. |
|Worship Service For Pets Is A Big Hit - The pastor of a Chicago-area church said a monthly service where people bring their pets is becoming popular.|
|Sex Line Number Printed On Ochocinco Cereal Box - Kroger stores in Cincinnati said cereal boxes named for Bengals star Chad Ochocinco are being pulled due to a misprinted phone number leading to a sex line. |
|New Delhi Deploys Monkeys As Security Guards At Commonwealth Games - Delhi authorities are to deploy a contingent of langurs -- a large type of monkey -- at Commonwealth Games venues to help chase away smaller simians from the sporting extravaganza. |
|Bishop Eddie Long: Monster In Human Flesh - I've seen Bishop Eddie Long preach, and he's as transparent as a cheap toupee.|
|Madonna Ad Retouched: Before And After Pics - Madonna is at war against old age, a war that we are all destined to lose.|
|Top Ten Ways To Teach Bishop Eddie Long A Lesson - Rip Long's ridiculous toupee from his bald pate. |
|Owner Of Segway Company Dies In Segway Accident! - The British millionaire businessman who owns the firm Segway has been found dead at the bottom of a cliff with one of the two-wheeled electric scooters near his body.|
|Lea Michele Singing The Only Exception Highlight Of Glee Britney Spears Episode - The performance that completely blew me away was Lea Michelle singing Paramore's "The Only Exception."
|Top Ten Things Eddie Long Will Miss Behind Bars - Long has a wardrobe that is the envy of pimps and drag queens worldwide, he may wax suicidal not being able to accessorize behind bars.
|Top Ten New Job Possibilities For Bishop Eddie Long - If Eddie Long appears in a Bosley commercial as a example of how ridiculous a man looks wearing a toupee, millions of bald men will burn their wigs and make an appointment with Bosley.
|Quincy Jones: Amy Winehouse Is A Smart Little Girl! Say What? - Quincy Jones has described Amy Winehouse as a "smart little girl"|
|Teacher Is A Former Prostitute, So What! - Some parents of her pupils say they are not happy their children are being taught by a former sex worker.
|More Lindsay Lohan Drama: Lindsay Lohan Shooting Heroin? - Let's hope it wasn't heroin that Lilo was injecting herself with, better yet let's hope that really wasn't Paris Hilton she was kissing.
|Eddie Long: A Product of The Homophobic Black Church - Long is so transparent that even a child can see that he is a con artist, but his followers are blinded by his snazzy wardrobe, and his silver tongue.
|Reality Diva Snooki Treated For Alcohol Poisoning In May - Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi was hospitalized in South Beach for alcohol poisoning during the filming of the second season of "Jersey Shore," RadarOnline.com reported today. |
|Black Ministers Afraid To Speak Out Against Eddie Long - It's not clear at this point if Long can be criminally prosecuted, but it's abundantly clear that Long has made a mockery of his calling as a spiritual leader.
|The Horror, The Horror: Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty Living Together - This is bad. Dueling crackheads Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse are not only writing songs together, according to reports, they are living together in London.