|Gay Coffins? - Two undertakers in the northwestern German city of Cologne are trying to tap into the gay market by selling coffins adorned with images of male nudes.|
|Janet Napolitano: Most Hated Woman In America? - Napolitano should volunteer to undergo an enhanced pat-down while cameras roll, if it's no big deal there is no reason why she shouldn't comply.|
|Teacher: Pencils Are Materials To Build Weapons - It said pencils would be provided for students in class and any students caught with pencils or pens after Nov. 15 would face disciplinary action for having materials 'to build weapons.'|
|Police Officers Arrest Dudes For Playing Chess In Park - Seven New York men said they were issued desk-appearance tickets for playing chess in an area of a park designated for kids.|
|Eddie Long On Cover Of Gospel Today: What Happened To Christian Standards? - Some subscribers to a gospel magazine weren't too happy when they recently got an issue with Bishop Eddie Long on the cover.|
|Stuxnet: The Most Dangerous Computer Worm Of All Time? - The Stuxnet computer worm that infected Iran`s reactor was especially designed to disrupt the operation of uranium enrichment centrifuges, and we can only hope that it was successful in its objective. |
|Coffee Shop Offering Porn In A Cup: 10 Shots Of Espresso In A Cup - A New York coffee shop is offering a 20-ounce beverage with 10 shots of espresso billed as 'coffee porn in a cup.'|
|Dude Goes Bonkers Shoots TV After Watching Bristol Palin Dance On DWTS - "A 67-year-old man from Wisconsin was arrested by police yesterday for shooting his TV because he was so enraged with Bristol Palin's moves on Dancing With The Stars.|
|Megachurch Pastor Jim Swilley Comes Out Of Closet! Your Turn Eddie Long! - An evangelical preacher who attacks gays and lesbians, only to be exposed as a closeted homosexual is an often repeated spectacle.
|Watch Hilarious Taiwanese Video Poking Fun At TSA Groping Controversy - For every John Tyner who declares "Don`t touch my junk" there are thousands of Americans who meekly submit to a TSA goon groping their private parts.
|Janet Napolitano's TSA Goons: Proof The Terrorists Have Won? - Pilots and passengers are revolting against the TSA, it seems like every day another pilot or passenger sues the TSA for violating their 4th Amendment rights.
|Gwyneth Paltrow's Amazing Performance On Glee! - After bringing the house down at the CMA Awards with her country real rendition of "Country Strong", Gwyneth Paltrow thrilled Gleeks with her rousing interpretation of Cee Lo Green's "F You."
|Florida Prisoner Accusing Sheriff Of Torture By Repeatedly Playing Same Movies - A Florida jail inmate awaiting trial is accusing the sheriff of "torture" by repeatedly showing the same movies. |
|Radio Host Owen JJ Stone: TSA Jerk Put Hand Down My Pants - Radio host Owen JJ Stone doesn't have any stones, I would never allow a TSA goon to put his hand down my pants.
|Madness In UAE: Maid To Get 100 Lashes For Having Sex Out Of Wedlock - A FILIPINA maid and her Bangladeshi lover will receive 100 lashes and be deported for having sex out of wedlock in Sharjah in the United Arab Emirates, a newspaper said today.
|Would You Enroll Your Pooch In A Gym For Dogs? - An Arizona gym catering to canines says its aim is to help clients with weight loss, nutritional counseling and other aspects of healthy dog living. |
|Don't Be A Wimp! Tell TSA Goons: Don't Touch My Junk! John Tyner Hero! - A California man got thrown out of San Diego's airport when he refused a revealing full-body scan and then an alternative pat-down, telling a Transportation Security Agent, "If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested." |
|Creep Gets Life Sentence For Scaring Old Lady To Death - A bank robbery suspect whom authorities accused of scaring an elderly woman to death after hiding in her home has been sentenced to life in prison.
|Fishy Story: Dick Van Dyke Claims Porpoises Saved His Life - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang star Dick Van Dyke has revealed he was once adrift at sea - and rescued by a pod of porpoises.
|Madness: Roman Catholic Church Holds Conference On Exorcism! - More than 100 Roman Catholic priests and bishops have gathered in Baltimore for a conference on exorcism.