 | Top Five Reasons Why Bishop Eddie Long's Wig Is A Sin Against God - Eddie Long's toupee speaks of his unbridled vanity. It's bad enough that the disgraced minister dresses like a pimp, but why don a Jehri Curl wig? |
 | Litter-Robot: Perfect Gift For Cat Lovers - The Litter-Robotâ„¢ frees you from the chore of litter box scooping. You can be confident that your cats have a litter box that is cleaned automatically and reliably, again and again. |
 | Drunk Dude Almost Drowns Chasing One-Legged Goose - POLICE rescued and arrested a drunken man who plunged into the Wisconsin River while chasing a one-legged goose. |
 | Crybaby Brett Favre Bigger Jerk Than Tiger Woods! Fire The Bum! - By now even non-football fans who don't know a wildcat offense from a pussy cat know that when Brett Favre was quarterback of the New York Jets he sent a pic of his penis to a sideline reporter. |
 | Is Madonna Moving Back To London? - Madonna could be on her way back to London to make it her permanent base, the Mail on Sunday reported. |
 | Usher Wants To Collab With Pop Tart Amy Winehouse - It seems hard to believe that at one time Amy Winehouse was famous for her powerful vocals and her breathtaking performances, and not for the prodigious amount of drugs and alcohol she can consume without killing herself. |
 | Mystery, What Caused 600-Foot-Long Crack In Woods? - A large crevice, stretching almost two football fields, suddenly appeared in the woods near Birch Creek earlier this week. |
 | Chilean Miners Argue Over Who Will Be Last Man Rescued! Lust For World Record! - Many of them volunteered to be the last one out in what appeared to be an admirable display of courage. |
 | Poll: Older British Men Grumpier Than Hell - Britons find being older than 52 is nothing to laugh about because that's the age when they start becoming grumpy, according to a survey on Friday. |
 | Eddie Long's Ex-Wife Claims He Beat Her When She Was Pregnant! Monster! - Dabara S. Houston, ex-wife of Bishop Eddie Long claimed the pastor physically abused her when she was seven-and-a-half months pregnant with their only child, according to divorce documents.
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 | Will Bishop Eddie Long Ever Quit? Predicto Poll Says Yes! - Will embattled Bishop Eddie Long step down as pastor of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church by Oct. 15?
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 | Iggy Pop: I Want Lindsay Lohan To Play Me In Movie About My Life - IGGY POP wants LINDSAY LOHAN to play him if a biopic of his life is ever made. |
 | Crazy Old Man Pulls Gun On Neighbor Over Alleged Banana Theft - An 85-year-old Florida man who pulled a gun on his neighbor over the alleged theft of bananas faces a felony charge, police say. |
 | New Birth Church Stands By Their Con Artist Bishop Eddie Long - Bishop Long's face is plastered across a huge billboard along a highway in Atlanta that says "Love, Live, Lead Like Him." |
 | Bishop Eddie Long In Spandex Shorts: Sick, Twisted, Lame And Evil! - The infamous photograph of Eddie Long wearing spandex shorts and a muscle shirt, taking of photograph of himself while looking at the bathroom mirror tells us everything we need to know about the disgraced preacher.
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 | Old Lady Goes Bonkers In Parking Lot: $120,000 In Damages - Toronto police said an elderly woman, 83, caused nearly $120,000 in damage to eight vehicles when she lost control of her car in a parking lot. |
 | Commonwealth Games: Athletes Clog Drains With Condoms - Thousands of flushed condoms threaten to choke the Commonwealth Games village's drainage system, media reports said. |
 | Glee Tops The Beatles! Glee Rules Billboard Charts! - The Glee cast led by the goddess Lea Michele is immensely talented, and they richly deserve our praise and admiration |
 | A Chair That Makes Noise When You Aren't Sitting Properly? - If an "Intelli Chair" made a noise because supposedly I was sitting in the wrong position, I would toss it out the window.
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 | Keep Christ And Santa Claus Out Of Christmas - A group of German Catholics wants to do away with Santa Claus because of the fictional figure's commercial hype and replace him with St Nicolas and the selfless giving they say he represents.
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