|UPS Bomb Plot And Osama bin Laden Tape Related? - A tape of a man claiming to be Osama Bin Laden threatening France appears to be authentic, the French Foreign Ministry said Thursday.
|Evil Mom Pleads Guilty To Killing Baby For Interrupting FarmVille Game! - This demon-possessed woman was so addicted to FarmVille, that she shook her baby to death after the little boy's crying distracted her from playing the game. |
|Did Bishop Eddie Long Steal A Horse's Tail To Make Himself A Wig? - Authorities in Montana said at least two horse owners have called police to report the theft of hair from their animals.
|Paulina Porizkova Condemns Madonna's Plastic Surgery Addiction - Former model Paulina Porizkova, 45, who looks terrific without the aid of plastic surgery, criticized Nicole Kidman and Madonna for their addiction to cosmetic surgery.|
|Madonna Is Too Old To Adopt Any More Children - Rumour has it Madonna is off to Malawi to pick out a third orphan to join her family.|
|Top Gun 2 Will Take Us To The Lame Zone - Top Gun director Tony Scott says he's on board to direct a sequel to the 1986 blockbuster film. |
|Fool Mistakes A Halloween Decoration For Bloody Human Foot - Police in Kansas called out to investigate a report of a bloody foot hanging from the trunk of a car determined it was a Halloween decoration, authorities said.
|Charlie Sheen Messes Up Again, We Still Love Him! - Charlie Sheen has responded to reports that he allegedly wrecked a hotel suite in a drunken tantrum after an encounter with a prostitute. |
|Amy Winehouse Drama Involving A Gong - Music producer Mark Ronson said he won't lose his new Q Award like he did when he picked up Amy Winehouse's gong.
|Glee's Mark Salling's CD Pipe Dreams Comes Out Soon - One of the stars of Glee is breaking away from the cast and releasing his own CD. You may know Mark Salling as Puck.|
|Detroit, Ore. To Change Its Name, For Obvious Reasons - Proponents of a ballot measure to change the name of Detroit, Ore., say they want to separate the tourist town's image from the Michigan city. |
|Fitness Freak Madonna To Open Chain Of Fitness Centers - Madonna conquered the world of pop music, but failed dismally as an actress. I predict that Madge's foray into the world of health clubs will make her career as a thespian look like a brilliant success. |
|Disgraced Bishop Eddie Long Should Be Ordered To Be Tested For AIDS! - Eddie Long puts that wig through hell, with all that hooting, hollering and histrionics that passes for preaching in his church. That thing is a sweaty mess teeming with bacteria.|
|Who Is More Gangsta: Bishop Eddie Long Or Kerney Thomas? - Televangelist Thomas Kerney (The Funny Screaming Preacher) makes Bishop Eddie Long look a stern Calvinist preacher.
|Pastor, 85, Skydives To Celebrate Birthday! - A Texas pastor celebrated his 85th birthday by jumping out of a plane, the fifth year in a row he says he's returned to that item on his personal 'bucket list.'
|Small Plane Crashes After Crocodile Causes Panic - A small airplane crashed in Africa, killing all but one of the passengers after a crocodile smuggled on board escaped and apparently caused a panic. |
|Everybody Jumping On The Hate Brett Favre Bandwagon! - Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre looked as ancient as Methuselah as he limped off Lambeau Field Sunday, probably for the last time as a player. |
|Want To Spend A Night On A Magic Mushroom? - Visitors to Berlin's Museum for Contemporary Art can book themselves a night in an installation created by artist Carsten Hoeller at a cost of 1,000 euros.|
|Halloween Madness: 11 Guests Jump From Hotel Window To Escape Satan! - Eleven people jumped out of a second-floor window Saturday after apparently thinking they had seen the devil, French authorities said.
|Sean Penn And Amy Winehouse: Separated At Birth? - With his ratty wig and bright red lipstick, Penn is a dead-ringer for Amy Winehouse.