 | Wimpy Drunk Calls 911: Mommy Took Away My Beer! - Police in Florida said a man charged with making false 911 reports called the emergency number several times to report his mother took away his beer.
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 | Holy Mother Of God! Thieves Steal Statue Of Virgin Mary! - Police in Rhode Island said a Blessed Mary statue stolen from a yard did not help thieves avoid crashing their car into a building.
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 | Debbie Harry, 64, Still Rocking! Where Will Lady Gaga Be In 10 Years? - The blond (bleached or natural) bombshell singer is a staple of pop music, from Debbie Harry of Blondie to Madonna to Lady Gaga there's always been a blonde hottie ruling the charts.
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 | Maid Will Clean Your House In The Nude: Professional Or Prostitute? - An Omaha woman offers a different uniform while she cleans house: topless, bottomless or fully nude.
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 | Amy Winehouse Has New Boyfriend And He's Not A Loser Like Blake - Amy Winehouse has a new boyfriend, and he's not a junkie.
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 | Glee's Jane Lynch Marries Partner - Glee's Jane Lynch, 49, married psychologist Lara Embry in a small ceremony on Memorial Day. |
 | Miley Cyrus Rocks The Cameltoe - Miley Cyrus is no longer Hannah Montana, let's try to forget she ever was in the first place. Looks like the former child star is desperate to shed the image well as the clothes behind!
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 | Top Ten Al Gore Pick-Up Lines - After 40 years of marriage Al and Tipper Gore are divorcing.
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 | Drunk Driver Takes Stray Pooch To Police Station - Police in New York state said a man who found a stray dog and needed directions to the animal shelter allegedly drove drunk to the police station.
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 | Britney Spears: Queen Of Twitter - Britney Spears has overtaken actor Ashton Kutcher to become the most popular Twitter user. |
 | Paris Hilton Should Be Goodwill Ambassador For Las Vegas - Paris Hilton partied up at Grand Opening of Encore Beach Club and Surrender Nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada over Memorial Day weekend. |
 | Is Homer Simpson The Greatest TV Character Of All-Time? - Homer Simpson has been named the greatest TV and film character of the last 20 years, according to a Entertainment Weekly survey.
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 | It Takes British Women 76 Minutes To Get Ready For Work - Gals spend 76 minutes getting ready on Mondays -- with almost a third of that spent on their hair -- 18 minutes on make-up, 16 minutes trying on different clothes and the rest taken up by showering and washing.
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 | Great News: Air New Zealand Will Allow Passengers To Text And Send Emails - Air New Zealand is planning to let some passengers send text messages and emails mid-flight by the end of the year but fellow travelers need not worry -- phone calls will not be allowed.
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 | Lady Gaga Buys Round Of Drinks For Elderly Boozers At A Pub - LADY GAGA gave elderly locals quite a shock by turning up for a drinks session in a Birmingham boozer. |
 | Westboro Baptist Church Idiots Picket Dio's Memorial Service - A public memorial service for heavy metal rocker Ronnie James Dio is planned for Sunday, with members of the Westboro Baptist Church saying they will picket the ceremony. |
 | Lee DeWyze Burns Up The iTunes Charts - Lee DeWyze is riding high on his success as the Illinois singer has scored two simultaneous songs in the top ten pop singles chart in iTunes.
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 | Hundreds Of Crazy Hot Blondes March To Cheer Up Latvians - Decked out in pink, their locks glinting in the sunshine, hundreds of blondes marched arm-in-arm through the Latvian capital Riga Saturday, in a bid to raise spirits in the slump-stricken Baltic state.
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 | Lindsay Lohan Wants To Make Her Alcohol-Monitoring Device Look Beautiful - Troubled actress and aspiring style guru Lindsay Lohan wants Chanel to help customize an unwanted fashion accessory -- her alcohol monitoring bracelet. |
 | Unarmed Bank Robber Makes Getaway On Bike & Crashes Into Cop Car - A man suspected of robbing a downtown bank Thursday afternoon and who fled the scene on a bike crashed into a police car and hit the ground, with cash spilling out of his backpack. |
