 | Man Bites Dog: Video - This isn`t a story about Barack Obama resorting to his childhood practice of chomping down on a dogburger, nor is it a tale about a dude who went completely bonkers. |
 | Gardeners Celebrate 10th Annual World Naked Gardening Day: Video - Warning this video depicts a naked gardener and naked plants. |
 | Honey Boo Boo's Mom Getting Married To Sugar Bear: Video - Mike Thomson (Sugar Bear) is finally making an honest woman out of June Shannon, better known simply as Mama. |
 | Chris Christie Squishes Spider: Children Applaud, PETA Outraged! Video - PETA needs to get real; Christie has sat down and crushed thousands of insects with his humongous behind. |
 | Justin Bieber Sings 'Baby' To Little Russian Girl Onstage: Video - Bieber`s brand of pseudo soul and bubblegum teen pop makes me want to gag, but I have to give him props for his generous gesture to one of his youngest fans. |
 | Nicki Minaj Calls Mariah Carey 'Bitter Old Lady' - Minaj has no credibility or respect in the black dominated genre of hip hop. If Minaj wants to embrace her black roots, she should ditch her silly blond wigs, and stop trying to look white. |
 | Outrage: Comcast Fires Reporter Susannah Collins For Freudian Slip: Video - I tell you somebody who`s not having a lot of sex: Comcast management. If they got laid every once in a while, they would have been more forgiving of Collins` mistake. |
 | Should NYC's Bike Share Program Have Weight Limit? Video - The city should purchase heavy-duty bikes and do away with the weight restrictions. |
 | Rapper Danny Brown Receives Oral Gratification On Stage: Video - Rapper Danny Brown was defended by fellow touring rapper Kitty Pryde after a fan in Minneapolis rushed the stage and performed oral sex on him. |
 | Store Clerk Scares Off Robbers With AR-15: Video - Moral of this story: Hire a veteran! Buy a gun to defend yourself against evildoers! |
 | Stoner Calls 911 80 Times Seeking Kool-Aid, Burgers And Weed: Video - The cops dispatched a cruiser to this loser`s home, and they didn`t bring any Kool-Aid or burgers, not even coffee and donuts. |
 | Moron Cop Gives Armless Driver Ticket For Not Wearing Seatbelt - Simonar may have lost his arms when he was electrocuted almost 30 years ago, but at least he wasn`t born without a brain like the clueless cop. |
 | Transmission Shop Commercial A Masterpiece! - The Volkswagen Thing prominently displayed in the commercial is almost as hot as the girls. |
 | Chris Kelly Of Rap Duo Kris Kross Dead Of OD At 34: Video - Somewhere there`s a fool wearing his pants backwards, and shooting heroin as a tribute to Chris Kelly. |
 | Tara Reid Hates On Lindsay Lohan: Video - The lovely and talented Tara Reid says that when LiLo is drunk she`s mean, which means that the troubled thespian is mean most of the time. |
 | Lindsay Lohan Trying To Find Rehab That Will Let Her Smoke: Video - Lindsay Lohan, who`s suffered from asthma since she was a toddler, needs to give up the nicotine, as much as she needs to give up the prescription drugs, street drugs, alcohol and promiscuous behavior. |
 | Mark Loses Life Savings At Carnival But Wins Giant Banana With Dreadlocks: Video - You don`t tug on Superman`s cape, you don`t spit in the wind, you don`t pull the mask off the Lone Ranger, and you don`t play games at a carnival with the expectation of winning. |
 | Peeping Toms Fall Through Bathroom Ceiling, Land In Toilet - The Kovynev deviants landed right where they belong: In the toilet. In a perfect world they would have been flushed, never to be seen again. |
 | Teen Boy Hurls Knife At Girlfriend In Argument Over Toast - Young girl can you say No Mas ", and find a boyfriend who will treat you with dignity and respect? |
 | Game Show Host Who's Been Around Forever! Answer: Who Is Alex Trebek? - Matt Lauer, Anderson Cooper and Brian Williams have been mentioned as possible replacements for Alex Trebek |
