|Unknown Actress Olivia Thirlby More "Bankable" Than Lindsay Lohan - Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan may have landed the role of Linda Lovelace, but most directors don't want anything to do with the troubled starlet.|
|Raffle Prize: Date With Bill Clinton - Former US president Bill Clinton is raffling off a day with himself in New York to help his wife Hillary pay off a still hefty debt from her 2008 White House bid. |
|Guys, Would You Accept Dating Advice From Madonna? - Stars including Madonna, Demi Moore and Cameron Diaz have offered up their best dating advice for a new book designed to help men find girlfriends and keep them happy. |
|In England Talking About The Weather Is The National Pastime - Famously weather-obsessed British people spend on average six months of their lives talking about whether it's going to rain or shine.|
|Paris Hilton Gives Up Fast Food - Paris Hilton has sworn off fast food.
|Skinny Dip Leads To Swollen Manhood - A Canadian tourist's nude swim and nap at at a New Zealand beach ended badly when he woke with a swollen penis after apparently being bitten by a poisonous spider.|
|Neanderthal Pope Benedict Calls Gay Marriage "Insidious Threat" - Pope Benedict XVI used a famous Portuguese shrine to the Virgin Mary on Thursday as a stage to denounce abortion and gay marriage.|
|Obama's Encounter With Groupie! Is Michelle Obama Jealous? - A gushing admirer left Barack Obama red-faced and at a loss for words Thursday, telling the president during a surprise stop at a New York restaurant that he was a 'hottie.' |
|Michael Lynche Kicked To The Curb - Lynche is the most overrated singer in the history of American idol; he's nothing more than a wedding singer who can double as a bodyguard.
|Queen Of Pop Madonna: I Don't Have Time To Make Music - Madonna has noted that she no longer has time to work on new music, and even if she did, she has no current record deal and means to distribute it.
|Cougars Like Madonna An Endangered Species: They Die Early - Cougars beware - having a boy toy husband increases a woman's chances of an early death, according to a German study.|
|Study: Nothing Relieves Stress Like A Call To Mom - According to a new study, talking on the phone with Mom is nearly as good as getting a hug for helping stressed-out kids calm down.
|Gospel Singers Gone Wild - According to wire reports two gospel singers played spiritual songs for several Georgia churches, then stole $1000,000 worth of speakers, microphones and other musical equipment.|
|Kids Use Apple As Bong, Crazy Cops Charge Them With Possession Of Drug Paraphernalia - Cops arrested a teen who used an apple and a hollowed-out cucumber as pot smoking devices.
|Senile Larry King & His Much Younger Wife Reconcile - Larry King and his wife, Shawn Southwick-King, have reconciled and will no longer move forward with a divorce.
|Dudes Steal Truck Full Of Adult Merchandise - Michigan police said they are searching for more than $250,000 worth of adult merchandise, including lingerie and sex toys, stolen along with a delivery truck.
|American Idol Final 4: Who's Gonna Win? Casey James? - Big Mike was a big dud, he shouldn't have tackled a song by the King of Pop, he sounded like a pauper in comparison. |
|Video: Tiger Woods' Bulging What? - An anchor on the Golf Channel made an embarrassing slip when referring to Tiger Woods withdrawal from The Players Championship in Florida |
|Liberty University To Investigate Its Lying Seminary President - Liberty University will investigate reports that its seminary president has misled the public in his testimony about converting from militant Islam to Christianity.|
|Lindsay Lohan's Dad Disgusted That She's Going To Play A Porn Star - Lindsay Lohan is set to play 'Deep Throat' adult film star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming biopic - and her estranged father Michael is disgusted. |