|Obama's Encounter With Groupie! Is Michelle Obama Jealous? - A gushing admirer left Barack Obama red-faced and at a loss for words Thursday, telling the president during a surprise stop at a New York restaurant that he was a 'hottie.' |
|Michael Lynche Kicked To The Curb - Lynche is the most overrated singer in the history of American idol; he's nothing more than a wedding singer who can double as a bodyguard.
|Queen Of Pop Madonna: I Don't Have Time To Make Music - Madonna has noted that she no longer has time to work on new music, and even if she did, she has no current record deal and means to distribute it.
|Cougars Like Madonna An Endangered Species: They Die Early - Cougars beware - having a boy toy husband increases a woman's chances of an early death, according to a German study.|
|Study: Nothing Relieves Stress Like A Call To Mom - According to a new study, talking on the phone with Mom is nearly as good as getting a hug for helping stressed-out kids calm down.
|Gospel Singers Gone Wild - According to wire reports two gospel singers played spiritual songs for several Georgia churches, then stole $1000,000 worth of speakers, microphones and other musical equipment.|
|Kids Use Apple As Bong, Crazy Cops Charge Them With Possession Of Drug Paraphernalia - Cops arrested a teen who used an apple and a hollowed-out cucumber as pot smoking devices.
|Senile Larry King & His Much Younger Wife Reconcile - Larry King and his wife, Shawn Southwick-King, have reconciled and will no longer move forward with a divorce.
|Dudes Steal Truck Full Of Adult Merchandise - Michigan police said they are searching for more than $250,000 worth of adult merchandise, including lingerie and sex toys, stolen along with a delivery truck.
|American Idol Final 4: Who's Gonna Win? Casey James? - Big Mike was a big dud, he shouldn't have tackled a song by the King of Pop, he sounded like a pauper in comparison. |
|Video: Tiger Woods' Bulging What? - An anchor on the Golf Channel made an embarrassing slip when referring to Tiger Woods withdrawal from The Players Championship in Florida |
|Liberty University To Investigate Its Lying Seminary President - Liberty University will investigate reports that its seminary president has misled the public in his testimony about converting from militant Islam to Christianity.|
|Lindsay Lohan's Dad Disgusted That She's Going To Play A Porn Star - Lindsay Lohan is set to play 'Deep Throat' adult film star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming biopic - and her estranged father Michael is disgusted. |
|Toilet Paper Bandit Nabbed By Cops - Lincoln police say they arrested a man that had his face covered with toilet paper and robbed a convenience store.
|Betty White Shines As Host Of Saturday Night Live - On Saturday, after more than 70 years in show business, Betty White finally got her shot at hosting "Saturday Night Live.|
|Amy Winehouse Blake Civil-Fielder Wedding Canceled - AMY Winehouse's second wedding to Blake Fielder-Civil has been canceled.
|Man In Burning Pickup Drives To Fire Station - What's the best place to go when smoke starts to billow out from under the hood of your pickup truck? |
|Drunk Dude Heckles Tiger Woods, Gets Tasered By Cops - A drunken golf fan got the shock of his life Friday when cops Tasered him after he refused to stop heckling Tiger Woods on the 11th hole of The Players Championship.
|The Lord Jesus Christ Run Over By Car - A man struck at a pedestrian crosswalk earlier this week turned out not to be any ordinary man, but 'Lord Jesus Christ.'
|Miami Airport Screener Attacks Colleague After Jeers About Size Of His Manhood - A Miami airport screener, agitated at continued ribbing after colleagues saw his body parts in an imaging scanner, attacked a colleague, police said. |