|Are UFOs Invading Vail Valley, Colorado? - Recently there have been reports of Unidentified Flying Objects around the Vail Valley area, including five in Eagle County.|
|Lady Freaks Out When She Discovers Cat Buried In Garden - A woman planting tomatoes was shocked when she was turning over the soil in her garden to plant tomatoes and found cat paws sticking out.|
|Surfer Smuggles Weed On Surfboard - The Border Patrol said a man has been arrested for allegedly trying to smuggle 24 pounds of marijuana ashore on his surfboard.|
|American Idol Star Adam Lambert: I'm Proud To Be Gay - "I don't think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I'm gay," Lambert says.
|Indians Pray To Frog That Changes Colors - A FROG that constantly changes colour is being worshipped as a GOD in India. |
|Newsflash: Topless Photos Of Britney Spears Surface On The Net - Topless photos of Britney Spears -- ones we probably all knew existed-- have finally surfaced online. |
|Lindsay Lohan Goes Cuckoo At Cuckoo Nightclub - How appropriate that Lohan found refuge in the Cuckoo nightclub, the pop tart's cuckoo behavior won't stand out as much in a club patronized by Eurotrash, poseurs and celebrity skanks.
|Miami Beach Gives Celebrity Rooster Mr. Clucky 7 Days To Get Out Of Town - Mr. Clucky is to Miami Beach what the Golden Gate Bridge is to San Francisco, if Mr. Clucky is kicked out of town this popular tourist destination will lose its soul.
|Lance Armstrong And Anna Hansen Announce Birth Of Baby Boy On Twitter - Lance Armstrong posted a message on his Twitter account and included a picture of the newborn, playfully sticking out his tongue at the camera. |
|Train Wreck Amy Winehouse Wants A Black Baby - I pray Winehouse will never adopt a baby, she is too wasted to raise a hamster let alone a baby. I wouldn't even trust Amy with a Barbie doll, she would probably yank off the doll's head and use it as a bong.|
|Couple Accused Of Spying For Cuba For 30 Years - A retired State Department worker and his wife have been arrested on charges of spying for Cuba over three decades.|
|End That Cell Phone Call Or I'll Tase You Bro - Ushers in movie theatres and waitpersons in restaurant should be armed with Tasers, and any creep who uses his mobile phone in these public venues should immediately be tasered.
|"Bring Your Gun To Church Day" Stirs Up Controversy - A pastor in Kentucky is redefining the tradition of wearing your Sunday best to services by encouraging his congregation to strap on holsters and bring their weapons to church. |
|David Carradine Found Dead In Bangkok Hotel - Actor David Carradine, who broke through as the willing student called 'grasshopper' in the TV series 'Kung Fu' and decades later in 'Kill Bill,' was found dead in Thailand.|
|Starchild Skull: Human Or Alien? - The Starchild skull is a very unusual humanoid skull which has been found around 1930 by a girl in a long-abandoned mine tunnel in Mexico.|
|Lady Brings Home 3 Strangers From A Bar And Chaos Ensues - A woman invited three people from a bar to her home, and an argument erupted over a pair of shoe|
|Boobs Burn Grandview Topless Coffee Shop - An early morning fire destroyed a topless coffee shop in Maine that created a controversy when it opened in February.|
|It's An Outrage That The History Channel Broadcasts "UFO Hunters" - Why does the History Channel broadcast UFO Hunters, shouldn't this inane program about grown men chasing imaginary objects be aired on the Sci-Fi Channel?
|Is Dick Cheney Becoming A Lefty? Supports Gay Marriage - Dick Cheney said he supports gays being able to marry but believes states, not the federal government, should make the decision.|
|After Talent Show Loss, Susan Boyle Is Hospitalized - Boyle lost in the finale to the dance troupe Diversity, and her world came crushing down around her. Perhaps it was inevitable that Boyle ended up in a hospital suffering from mental exhaustion.