 | Snuggie Fashion Show In New York - "The 'blanket that has sleeves' has made its runway debut at Fashion Week. Marching down the catwalk was a dog in a Snuggie, accompanied by a model also draped in one. |
 | Lady Gaga And Madonna Have Little Talk - Lady GaGa met up with Madonna on Monday night at a Marc Jacobs fashion show in New York. |
 | Execution Halted When Team Fails To Find Vein - The execution of a prisoner in Ohio has been delayed for a week after jail officials had problems finding the condemned man's veins.
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 | Student With Samurai Sword Kills Burglar - A Johns Hopkins University student armed with a samurai sword killed a man who broke into the garage of his off-campus residence. |
 | Sleep Deprived Australian Doc's Told To Drink Coffee - Exhausted Australian doctors have been told to drink up to six cups of coffee a day to stay awake during extended shifts. |
 | Brat Fakes Kidnapping To Avoid Bringing Home Bad Report Card - An 11-year-old boy faked his kidnapping to avoid bringing home his bad report card. |
 | Patrick Swayze Dirty Dancing In Heaven - Patrick Swayze died Monday after battling pancreatic cancer for almost two years. He died at the relatively young age of 57.
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 | Time For Teabaggers To Get A Life - The teabaggers were hoping for a Million Moron March on Washington on Sept 12, 2009. Only a few thousand teabaggers showed up, hopefully the disappointing turnout is the death knell of the teabagger movement.
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 | Kanye West Acts The Fool At VMAs - You overcome evil with good, and Beyonce's gracious act made us forget Kanye's stupidity, vanity and selfishness, if only for a moment. |
 | Ellen DeGeneres Should Have Turned Down American Idol Gig - Ellen DeGeneres is known for being nice. But the new 'American Idol' judge says she's tough enough to be honest with the show's contestants.
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 | Don't Miss Lady Gaga At The VMA's Tonight On MTV - It's the question on everyone's lips: What will Lady Gaga do when she takes the stage at Radio City Music Hall for the VMAs?
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 | Video: Serena Williams' Epic Meldown At US Open - Williams has legs like tree trunks and an ugly countenance. When she shakes her fist, it's enough to make a football player quiver like a schoolgirl.
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 | Old Codger Lugging Oxygen Tank Robs Bank - A very old man carrying an oxygen tank robbed a La Jolla bank and fled on foot with an unknown amount of cash.
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 | Mayor Bloomberg A Big Fan Of Lady Gaga - Mayor Bloomberg told MTV that he's betting on Lady Gaga to take home the most trophies at the upcoming Video Music Awards.
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 | Teachers Unwittingly Munch On Pot Brownies - I guarantee that if the teachers had known they were eating pot brownies, none of them would have complained about feeling sick. They would have fought over the brownies, and made a run for munchies at the 7-Eleven.
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 | American Idol Should Fire Ellen DeGeneres And Hire Lady Gaga - Ellen DeGeneres has no connection to the music industry, and she has all the charisma of a wilted head of cabbage.
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 | Amy Winehouse To Play Gig At Wedding - Amy Winehouse is to be paid $40,000 to sing at a Greek wedding. |
 | Paris Hilton Tones Down Outrageous Behavior In Dubai - Paris Hilto is in the United Arab Emirates filming her TV show My New BFF, and has hired some cultural advisors to school her in how to de-skimp her outfits.
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 | George Clooney's Encounter With Gay Stripper - George Clooney was in for a shock when he appeared at a press conference in Venice, Italy on Tuesday -- he was propositioned by a male stripper posing as a reporter. |
 | The Wisdom Of Pop Tart Paris Hilton - Words of wisdom from Paris Hilton are to be immortalized in the latest edition of the Oxford Book of Quotations. |
