|Dad Stabs Adult Son In Butt Because He Didn't Remove Hat In Church - A warrant has been issued for the arrest of a man charged with stabbing his son because the son failed to remove his hat while the two attended church services. |
|Help Old Lady Cross The Street At Your Peril - "A good Samaritan who pushed 3 people out of the path of a truck before being struck and injured has gotten a strange reward for his good deed: A jaywalking ticket." |
|Nicky Hilton Places Bum Under Citizen's Arrest - Paris Hilton may be a brainless twit, but I kinda like her sister. How can you not like a socialite who dines at the IHOP and places a homeless dude under arrest?
|Thief With A Penchant For Balsamic Vinegar - "A sign hangs amid the bottles of vinegar at Newport Avenue Market. It's simple, to the point: "Thanks to the Balsamic Vinegar Thief this area is now under surveillance. We will get you." |
|Will Octomom Accept $1 Million Offer To Star In Porn Flick? - "The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn."|
|Cold Cheese Sandwich And Milk For School Lunch? - "A cold cheese sandwich, fruit and a milk carton might not seem like much - but that's what's on the menu for students in New Mexico's largest school district without their lunch money."|
|In Bid To Save Career Chris Brown Enrolls In Anger Management Class - "In a reported attempt to regain his 'good guy' image and learn to control his aggression, Chris Brown is taking anger management classes."|
|Dude Tries To Steal Laptop To Check Facebook - Sheriff's officers said a 19-year-old man snatched a Starbucks customers laptop after being told he could not use it to check his Facebook account|
|Everyone Hates Octomom - For a day or two Nadya Suleman was known as Miracle Mom, but now she's Single Mom, Welfare Mom, Bulging Lips Mom, Psycho Mom, Angelina Wannabe Mom...|
|US Airways Will Stop Charging For Sodas, Juices and Coffee - US Airways announced Monday that free beverage service will resume on March 1 on board its planes.
|Army Charity Hordes Millions, Our Vets Neglected - As soldier's stream home from, the biggest charity inside the U.S. military has been stockpiling millions meant to help put returning fighters back on their feet|
|Psycho Dentist Makes Housecall To Grab Lady's Dentures - "A German court Friday found a dentist guilty of assault for forcibly extracting the dentures from a patient who did not pay a 700-euro (623-pound) bill."|
|Singing The Addams Family Theme Song May Land You In Jail - They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.
|Roland Burris Should Be Kicked To The Curb - But one question is a no-brainer, even if you've had a lobotomy you should be able to answer correctly. Should Burris resign? The answer is an emphatic yes!
|Brit Lady With Brain Tumor Spends Fortune To Look Like Demi Moore - "A woman with an inoperable brain tumour is spending Â£40,000 on plastic surgery - so she can die looking like movie star Demi Moore."|
|88-Year-Old Woman Gets $1,000 Phone Sex Bill - "The family of an 86-year-old woman who was billed for over $1,000 in phone sex calls suspects identify theft." |
|Church Of England Jumps On Twitter Bandwagon - The Church of England is embracing the latest technology as it urges the online community to mark Lent with 'simple acts of generosity and thoughtfulness.|
|Man Guzzling Beer When Pulled Over By Cops - "A 50-year-old driver had a beer can on top of his pick-up truck and was drinking a cold Natural Ice when the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Deputy approached."|
|CNBC Reporter Goes On A Rant Against Obama's Mortgage Plan - Rick Santelli a CNBC business reporter went on a rant against President Obama's mortgage bailout plan on the floor of the Chicago Board of Trade.|
|Did Google Ocean Discover Atlantis? - Has the fabled lost city of Atlantis been discovered by Google Ocean?|