|Wisconsin Tourism Federation (WTF) Changes Name - LOL, this sounds like an AFJ, it's AFT that the folks at the Wisconsin Tourism Federation finally caught on to the meaning of "WTF"! I mean really, WTF!
|Evil Lady Fries & Eats Husband's Pet Goldfish - A Pasadena woman won't be charged after police say she cooked up her common law husband's goldfish. |
|Crime-Ridden Chicago Doesn't Deserve 2016 Olympics - Chicago and Obama need to be publicly humiliated; I hope commonsense prevails and the Windy City loses its bid to host the 2016 Summer Olympics.
|Dudes, Would You Join A Knitting Circle? - A knitting circle conjures up images of old broads knitting while they discuss their varicose veins and success or lack thereof at the Bingo game.
|Lady Gaga Named Billboard's Rising Star Of 2009 - Lady Gaga will be honored as "Rising Star" at the 2009 Billboard Women in Music event Friday in New York.|
|Does Amy Winehouse Want To Settle Down And Have A Family? - Amy Winehouse's pal Kelly Osbourne claimed last week that the troubled pop star wants to 'have a family, settle down and be left alone'.
|Drunk Footballer Jailed For Simulating Sex With Parking Meter - A DRUNK footballer's loudly simulated sex with a parking meter has been recounted in Cairns Magistrates' Court|
|Pop Tart Britney Spears Gets Joint Custody Of Her Kids - Britney and KFed will be splitting custody of their two kids through the end of the year, according to TMZ.
|Did UFO Visit China During Solar Eclipse in 2009? - The UFO world is alive with speculation that China is about to reveal details of startling footage of a UFO taken during the solar eclipse on July 22. |
|Lindsay Lohan Booted From Hotel - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have blowup fight in New York City. |
|Madonna's Bro Makes Fun Of The Material Girl - Madonna's brother is a catty little bit**. Normally we don't care for that, but since he's directing his insults toward his sister, we're thrilled.|
|Newsflash: Paris Hilton Buys A Book - While shopping for books (seriously, she was), Paris Hilton's bright pink princess Barbie Bentley was the recipient of a parking ticket. |
|Mika: Lady Gaga Doesn't Have Man Parts - Technicolor tunesmith Mika has paddled into the Lady Gaga gender debate by announcing his eccentric pop pal is all WOMAN. |
|Brits Obsessed Wtih UFO's - Jane and Nigel Brickett of Raven Close, were at home when they noticed a series of bright, orb-shaped lights hey thought could be UFOs.|
|Drugs Destroy Amy Winehouse's Teeth - We've all seen those pics of meth heads with decaying teeth, but Amy's choppers make those meth heads look like models for teeth whitening products.
|Sarah Palin Uses Social Media To Reach Her Base - Relying almost exclusively on social media to get her message out, Palin has managed to carve out her own high-profile place in the national health care debate, on energy policy and on tort reform.|
|Video: 2006 Performance By A Normal-Looking Lady Gaga - This is a video of Lady Gaga performing "Hollywood" at the "Bitter End" in January of 2006. Witness Stefani Germanotta before she became "Lady Gaga": A pantless blond drag queen of dubious gender identity. |
|Lady Awarded 200K For Being Tased By Cop - Recently cops have gone Taser-happy, and municipalities need to introduce regulations strictly limiting the use of this dangerous weapon.
|New Michael Jackson Song To Be Released: The King Lives! - This is the opening salvo of an onslaught of new Michael Jackson material, and I predict the new single will be a hit. |
|Amy Winehouse Spits On Teen Bully - Winehouse, 26, showed she can put a middle school bully in her place, spitting on and insulting her goddaughter's supposed torturer.|