|Woodstock Generation Still Getting High - Baby boomers, now well into middle age, are still turning on to illegal drugs, doubling the rates of illicit drug use for the older generation,|
|Putpockets Slip Money Into Unsuspecting Pockets - Aware that people are suffering in the economic crisis, 20 former pickpockets have turned over a new leaf and are now trawling London's tourist sites slipping money back into unsuspecting pockets.
|Dude Steals Socks From Clothesline - A Palominas resident is out a dozen pairs of socks after someone snuck into his back yard early Monday and plucked the items from a clothesline.|
|Who The Heck Is Gonna Watch The Jackson Brothers' Reality Series? - Nobody gives a flying fig about the Jackson brothers, their reality show is going to bomb. I have more important concerns than how Tito is dealing with the death of his world-famous brother.
|Lady Busted With 19 Bags Of Crack In Her Bra - A woman has been arrested after she was found hiding 19 bags of crack cocaine in her bra.
|Michael Jackson Portrait By Andy Warhol Fetches Cool Million - If the portrait of Michael Jackson painted by Andy Warhol sold for only $1 million, the buyer got a great deal because it will only increase in value.
|Should Muslim Lady Be Allowed To Wear Burkini In Public Swimming Pool? - French officials have banned a Muslim woman from swimming in a public pool while wearing a swimsuit that covers her entire body.
|Clementine Lee, 10, Fined $50 For Selling Lemonade Without License - Three sourpuss Parks Department agents put the squeeze on a 10-year-old girl in Riverside Park yesterday, slapping the tyke with a $50 ticket for hawking lemonade without a permit.
|Lady 'Pregnant" With 12 Babies A Hoax - Just a few days after a Tunisian woman claimed she was pregnant with a record-breaking 12 babies, the 34-year-old has been exposed as a fraud, |
|Rapper C-Murder Sentenced To Life In Prison - Rapper C-Murder was sentenced to a mandatory term of life in prison without parole in the '02 beating and fatal shooting of 16-year-old fan Steve Thomas. |
|My Response To Critics Of My "Advertisers Ditch Glenn Beck" Article - I'm not demanding that Big Brother shut down the Glenn Beck show, I am appealing to advertisers to pull their ads from Beck's program. |
|Madonna Celebrates Her 51st Birthday With Jesus - Madonna's celebrating her 51st birthday with some help from her 23-year-old boy-toy, Jesus Luz, and her family.
|Every Time Dude Cheats He Buys Wife Diamonds - Every time British businessman Robert Charlton cheated on his wife, he bought her some extravagant jewelry to try to make amends. |
|Are Most Twitter Messages "Pointless Babble"? - Forty percent of the messages on Twitter are 'pointless babble' along the lines of 'I am eating a sandwich now,' according to a study conducted by a US market research firm.
|Send God A Tweet - Alon Nir has opened a Twitter site, twitter.com/thekotel, where prayers can be sent for placement in the crevices of Jerusalem's Western Wall.|
|Video: Are You Brave Enough To Watch Clip of Paris Hilton's New Song? - The clip is only 46 seconds, I figure that is as much as the average person can take. Besides, I don't want to be sued for intentionally inflicting mental harm on my unsuspecting readers.
|UFOs As Real As Easter Bunny Or Tooth Fairy - A cluster of UFO sightings over Britain in 1996 may have had more to do with public fascination with TV shows like the 'X Files' than extraterrestrial activity|
|Video: Parents Outraged Over Miley Cyrus Stripper Pole Performance - Some parents are questioning the propriety of Miley Cyrus using a stripper's pole as a prop during her performance on the Teen Choice Awards.
|Advertisers Ditch Crybaby Glenn Beck - In what is shaping up to be one of the more effective boycott campaigns in years, advertisers are abandoning the 'Glenn Beck' show on Fox News.|
|Moms Stage Nurse-In At Fast Food Restaurant - Breastfeeding mothers had a 'nurse-in' Friday at a fast-food restaurant in Orlando, Fla.|