|Socks The Cat Has 500,000 Followers On Twitter - He's one of the most popular users on Twitter. More than 500,000 follow his growing celebrity, his every adventure and, well, his cat naps. |
|If GPS System Fails It Will Be A Catastrophe - The news that the Global Positioning System might fail is very worrisome, how can we find our way in the city without a GPS unit?
|Is Britney Spears Pregnant? God, Let's Hope Not! - Let's hope that the rumor isn't true, Britney Spears is a horrible mother and the last thing she needs is another baby. |
|Missing Link Found? - The nearly complete and remarkably preserved skeleton of a small, 47 million-year-old creature was found in Germany. Is It The Missing Link?|
|Celebrity Twits Like Lindsay Lohan Love Twitter - Sunday's 4.7 earthquake may have rattled LA, but its reverberations are being felt online as stars - everyone from Miley to Lindsay - have taken to Twitter or to report and react." |
|Rumors Of Patrick Swayze's Death False - Patrick Swayze, whose battle with pancreatic cancer was first announced last year, has not died, contrary to a false rumor that was widely circulated Tuesday morning, the actor's rep said|
|Should "Cigarette Butt Tax" Be Added To Pack Of Cigarettes? - In what he casts as an attack on litterbugs and nicotine addiction alike, Mayor Gavin Newsom wants to impose a fee on an age-old inhabitant of city streets: the cigarette butt.|
|Dad Calls 911: 28-Year-Old Son Wouldn't Clean Room - An Ohio man who argued with his grown son over a messy bedroom said he overreacted when he called 911.|
|Councilman Uses Twitter To Save Woman's Life - An Atlanta city councilman used Twitter to help save the life of a woman who suffered a seizure in northeast Atlanta.|
|Paris Hilton's Neighbors Hate The Pop Tart - Paris Hilton's neighbour has offered her landlord more money than the rent she pays to evict his new tenant. |
|"Faithful" Claim To See Image Of Virgin Mary On Hospital Window - A Massachusetts hospital is trying to figure out what to do with a window in which some Catholics claim to see an image of the Virgin Mary. |
|Madonna Not Ready To Marry Jesus Luz - I hope that Madonna doesn't marry Jesus Luz, the headline "Madonna marries Jesus" would be sacrilegious and nauseating.
|Finally Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan Offered A Movie Role - Lindsay Lohan is making headlines because she's been offered a role in the indie fantasy comedy "The Other Side". |
|Born Again Hottie Carrie Prejean Will Host Fox And Friends - I think it's a requirement that female Fox News anchors and reporters be former models or beauty queens. The Fox News air personalities dress like hookers, they invariably wear skirts so short that they would make Britney Spears blush|
|Canada Almost Banned Lindsay Lohan - Lindsay Lohan was interrogated by immigration officials in Canada during the weekend and they even considered banning her from the country because of her drunken driving convictions.|
|Supermodel Iman: Michelle Obama Not Beautiful But Bright - US First Lady Michelle Obama is not a "great beauty," but will "just get better with age," Iman, one of the first black supermodels, says in a magazine interview.|
|Student Barred From Prom: Her Date Reeked Of Weed - Sarah Heideman's dreams went up in smoke, literally, last weekend when she and her date were barred from entering their senior prom at Colorado's Brighton High School.|
|Sanity Prevails: Carrie Prejean Day Gets The Axe - The good people of the Vista Unified School District in San Diego have spoken -- and 'biblically correct' topless model Carrie Prejean will not get a day in her honor. |
|Sarah Palin Lends Support To Born Again Carrie Prejean - I'm not surprised that one intellectually-challenged and inarticulate beauty queen has come out in support of another intellectually-challenged and inarticulate beauty queen. |
|Great News: The Montauk Monster Is Back - Summer is right around the corner, and it's time for barbeques, picnics, long road trips and the reappearance of the Montauk Monster.