 | TV Pitchman Billy Mays Dies - Tampa police say Billy Mays, the television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean, has died. He was 50. |
 | Perez Hilton Ridicules Michael Jackson - Perez Hilton's coverage of Michael Jackson's death has brought the celebrity blogger more attention - but not because he broke any news. |
 | Pabst: The Newly Crowned World's Ugliest Dog - A prominent under-bite, scrunched face and floppy ears are the hallmarks of a winner.
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 | Mass Moonwalk Tribute For Michael Jackson King Of Pop - A huge crowd gathered in London, UK on Friday for a mass 'moonwalk' - paying tribute to Michael Jackson by dancing to his most iconic songs and replicating his famous walk. |
 | Cheetos Brawl In Shelbyville Makes News All Over The World - A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos. |
 | Mike Luckovich's Controversial Cartoon Of Michael Jackson's Death - Pulitzer-winning cartoonist Mike Luckovich has infuriated the fans of the gloved one by depicting the devil and St. Peter flipping a coin over who gets Michael Jackson.
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 | America Mourns The Death Of Michael Jackson The King Of Pop - The death of the Prince of Pop has generated thousands of newspaper articles, millions of blogs and non-stop coverage on the all news cable networks.
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 | Death Of Michael Jackson A Godsend To Thugs In Iran - The demise of the universally loved entertainer has been a godsend to the mullahs. |
 | Stoned Wallabies, Not UFOs, Responsible For Crop Circles - Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite." |
 | King of Pop Michael Jackson Now Appearing in Heaven - As a young man Jackson's "Off The Wall", "Thriller" and "Bad" CD's sustained me through several career moves and several relationships. |
 | Teen White Guy Released From Jail: Pretended To Be Adult Black Man - Myrtle Beach police are searching for an 18-year-old white man in jail on public intoxication charges who they say was accidentally released when he pretended to be a 34-year-old black man. |
 | Dude Crashes When Wild Turkey Lands Inside Cab Of Manure-Hauling Truck - A wild turkey landed inside the cab of a manure-hauling tractor trailer, startling the driver and sending the truck rolling into a ditch. |
 | Government Funded Program Pays Girls $1 Per Day Not To Get Pregnant - A buck-a-day -- that's the incentive being offered to young girls to keep them from getting pregnant. |
 | TLC Should Pull The Plug On Jon & Kate Plus 8 - A production break isn't long enough for Jon & Kate to deal with the aftermath of the dissolution of their marriage, after four seasons it's time to pull the plug on the reality show.
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 | A Salute To Ed McMahon: King Of The Second Bananas - Ed McMahon, who died Tuesday in Los Angeles, will be remembered mostly as the man who sat next to Johnny Carson, except when more important celebrities came between them. |
 | Ton Of Pot Goes Up In Smoke - 2,000 pounds of pot worth $6 million went up in smoke in Hillsborough County, Florida, destroyed in a TECO waste-to-energy incinerator. |
 | TSA Goon Squad Harasses Ron Paul Associate - Bierfeldt is by no means the only passenger who has been harassed by TSA thugs, Bierfeldt's harassment at the hands of TSA goons only came to light because he recorded the interrogation with his iPhone.
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 | Lady Claims She Was Evicted Because She Decorated Door With Peeps - A woman is going to court claiming she was wrongly evicted from her apartment because she kept her Easter decorations on her door for two weeks after the holiday. |
 | Samantha Ronson Turns Away A Pleading Lindsay Lohan - LiLo hit rock bottom when she turned up at 2.30am and started knocking furiously on on-off girlfriend SaRo's front door
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 | Black Ring: UFO, Sign From God Or Smoke From Volcano? - A Virginia family believes the black ring they saw in the sky during a trip to an amusement park was a sign from God. |
