 | Sarah Palin Lends Support To Born Again Carrie Prejean - I'm not surprised that one intellectually-challenged and inarticulate beauty queen has come out in support of another intellectually-challenged and inarticulate beauty queen. |
 | Great News: The Montauk Monster Is Back - Summer is right around the corner, and it's time for barbeques, picnics, long road trips and the reappearance of the Montauk Monster.
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 | Born Again Carrie Prejean's Hypocrisy Renders Her Useless As Role Model - Prejean missed the countless passages in the Bible that admonish a woman to be modestly dressed. I don't think exposing your nipples in a photo shoot qualifies as "modestly dressed."
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 | Lindsay Lohan's House So Messy Cops Thought Burglar Had Ransacked It - A burglar alarm led police to Lindsay Lohan's house, where officers found evidence of a potential break-in and ransacking. Turns out the mess belonged to Lohan. |
 | Born Again Carrie Prejean: More Nude Pics May Surface - Born again Miss California Carrie Prejean wouldn't know the truth if it bit her surgically enhanced breasts |
 | Smelly Office Fridge Sends Employees To Emergency Room - An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill. |
 | Born Again Carrie Prejean Blames Topless Pic On Gust Of Wind - Prejean's excuse for one of the topless pics that has been released online is priceless: "The wind was blowing that day." |
 | Celebrity Priest Alberto Cutie Should Embrace Lover And Dump Catholic Church - Alberto Cutié, the Roman Catholic priest and international television and radio celebrity said he was torn between two loves - the church and his girlfriend. |
 | Is Lindsay Lohan Pregnant? - Things just seem to be going from bad to worse for Lindsay Lohan - the actress is reportedly pregnant. |
 | Audience Thrilled When Storm Cuts Short Amy Winehouse Concert - Heavy rains forced the trouble-ridden British singer to cut short a performance at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival on Friday, her first gig in 2009. Fans couldn't have been more pleased, according to the BBC. |
 | Christian School Bans Dancing, Rock Music And Hand Holding - Kids spend 90% of their time dancing, listening to rap and rock music and making out, and the other 10% avoiding homework.
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 | Gribbles May Spark Green Revolution - The potent digestive enzymes that the gribble produces to convert wood into the sugars they live on, may help in the development of sustainable carbon-neutral fuels. |
 | Madness In UK: Paramedic Wearing Just A Thong Walks Into Supermarket - A paramedic was facing disciplinary action today after he walked into a supermarket crowded with shoppers wearing just a thong |
 | New Documentary "Outrage" Claims Florida Gov. Charlie Crist Is Gay - You don't have to be gay or be blessed with the gift of discernment to figure out that Florida Gov. Charlie Crist is gay. |
 | Carrie Prejean's Fate May Be Decided Monday - The Miss California USA pageant says its co-directors plan to address whether Carrie Prejean will hold onto her crown amid allegations of contract violations |
 | Recent Movies Generating Controversy - Terminator Salvation, Star Trek and Angels & Demons generating controversy. |
 | Madonna Hires English Tutor For Boy Toy Jesus Luz - Pop superstar MADONNA is spending a staggering $1,000 a week on a tutor to teach her Brazilian boyfriend English. |
 | Dina Lohan: Mommie Dearest On Steroids - Dina Lohan is slamming recent reports that question her parenting skills and claim that her 15-year-old daughter, Ali, is socializing instead of studying.
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 | Should Carrie Prejean Accept A Cool Million To Star In Porn Movie? - Carrie Prejean has been offered a whopping one million dollars for doing a porn movie role. |
 | University Bans Shaking Hands At Graduation To Stop Spread Of Swine Flu - It's a graduation tradition: a congratulatory handshake along with your diploma. But the H1N1 flu virus has the University of Illinois at Chicago banning handshakes. |
