 | Lindsay Lohan: My Milkshake Is Better Than Yours - A few years ago Lindsay Lohan was sashaying down red carpets, and appearing at world premieres of her movies. The anorexic star is now reduced to hawking a fake tan spray and hawking a milkshake named after her. |
 | Prudes' Panties In Twist Over Nude Sculpture At Shopping Center - Parents in Florida are complaining about a sculpture of a nude family outside a shopping center west of Delray Beach. |
 | Is Lindsay Lohan A Genius? - MOTHER of actress Lindsay Lohan, Dina, says the troubled star is a 'genius', media reported on Wednesday. |
 | The King Of Pop's Nose Is Missing - Michael Jackson wore a prosthetic nose, according a report - and it was missing from his surgically mangled face as he lay in an LA morgue. |
 | Flat-Rate Brothel: Entry Fee Entitles You To Endless Sex, Food And Drink - Prostitutes in Germany are fighting back against attempts by conservative politicians and some irate residents to stop popular 'flat-rate' brothels. |
 | Dude Threatens To Go Postal On Telemarketer - Charles Papenfus was arrested at the Fostoria Police Dept. and taken to St. Louis, Mo., on a charge that he threatened to kill a telemarketer. |
 | Silly Girl Falls Into Open Manhole While Texting - It was an accident waiting to happen -- an open sewer and a 15-year-old girl who was texting while she walked. |
 | The Arrest Of Henry Louis Gates Jr.: Disturbing Example Of Racism - I`ll be the first one to admit that we`ve come a long way towards achieving racial equality, but racism is still firmly entrenched in our society. |
 | Is Paula Abdul Leaving American Idol? - Paula Abdul may not return to 'American Idol' for a ninth season, her manager claimed in a new interview with the Los Angeles Times. |
 | Gays Fight Mormon Intolerance With Kiss-In - The Jesus Christ of the Gospels, who never uttered a single word against homosexuality, would have joined the kiss-in. |
 | Baseball Team's "Salute To Pregnancy": Good Or Bad Idea? - The Brooklyn Cyclones offered a Lamaze class in center field before Sunday night`s game. It was one of the activities as part of the `Bellies and Baseball: A Salute to Pregnancy` event. |
 | Invasion Of Giant Squid: Real Life, Not Horror Movie - Thousands of jumbo flying squid, aggressive 5-foot-long sea monsters with razor-sharp beaks and toothy tentacles, have invaded the shallow waters off San Diego. |
 | Space Station Toilet Breaks Down - The new toilet in the U.S. Destiny laboratory module aboard the International Space Station, currently hosting a combined crew of 13, malfunctioned today. |
 | Newsflash: Lindsay Lohan Likes To Shock People - Lindsay Lohan looks sweet and innocent with her freckles and her naturally red locks. I wish she wouldn`t dye her hair blond and cover up her freckles. |
 | Octomom Update: Octoghost, Octokid Goes Bonkers And More Drama - The National Enquirer suggested that one of Suleman's children attacked Grandma with a steak knife. |
 | Clumsy Dentist Drops A Tool Down Patient's Throat. Twice! - A Florida dentist is being sued for allegedly dropping tools down the throat of an elderly patient - twice. |
 | Cowardly Monster Robs Teen Girl Working At Snow Cone Stand - Investigators said an armed man seemed reluctant, but robbed a 16-year-old girl working at a snow cone stand anyway. |
 | LaToya Releases Single As Tribute To Michael Jackson - A song LaToya Jackson previously recorded to honor her family is now being re-released as a tribute to her brother Michael. |
 | Adult Flick Pokes Fun At Lindsay Lohan - The Larry Flynt empire serves up a skin flick starring a Lohan look-a-like trysting with Ron Jeremy while a Samantha Ronson 'doppelganger looks on. |
 | Video: Madonna Pays Tribute To Dead Stagehands At Concert In Italy - Two stagehands were killed this week when rigging collapsed as workers were building a stage for a Madonna concert in Marseille, France. |
