 | FedEx Makes Cuts Despite Rise In Profits - The financial health of FedEx is a good barometer of our nation`s economy. It`s consumerism that drives our economy, and if FedEx is doing well that means |
 | Hilton's Home Burglarized, $2 Million In Jewelry Missing - Last year Hilton, the hotel heiress, party girl and wannabe singer and actress, suffered the humiliation and indignity of spending a few days in jail for parole |
 | Old Dude Goes To Work With Bullet Stuck In Skull - "A man who was hit by a stray bullet in the back of the head is back at work - with the slug still stuck in his skull. E.T. Strickland, 74, a commercial real estate |
 | Burger King Cologne Has Scent Of "Flame-Broiled" Meat - "Burger King has launched a new men`s body spray called "Flame," which it describes as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." The fast |
 | Three-Legged Cat Returns After 7 Weeks - "A Cincinnati area woman has again found Hope, her three-legged cat with that name whose disappearance led to an extensive search. Hope`s owner, Norma |
 | Burglar's Home Filled With Christmas Junk - The opposite of a Scrooge like me, is the twisted individual who takes Christmas to an extreme |
 | Pastor Rick Warren To Deliver Barack Obama Invocation - Next month President-elect Barack Obama will be inaugurated as the 44th President of the United States. |
 | 'Canis-Resort' that charges 80 euros - "Jet-setting German dog owners who can`t bear to be separated from their pets a moment longer than necessary can now use a luxury pet lodging near Munich airport. |
 | Outrage: Meter Maid Slaps Santa With A Ticket - "Santa Claus has added a New York City traffic agent to his naughty list after she gave him a ticket while delivering gifts to children. |
 | Now You Too Can Also Hurl Shoes At George Bush - The Iraqi shoe-hurler is a folk hero in the Arab world, his courageous action embodies the contempt that the Arab and Muslim nations feels for our disgraced president. |
 | Will Dream Team II Save Casey Anthony? - Caylee vanished in June 2008 when she was two, and for these many months we have been waiting for her remains to be found and for her mother, Casey, to be arrested. |
 | Hugo Chavez Admires Iraqi Journalist Who Hurled Shoes At Bush - Politicians, pundits and the late night comics have hade a field day with the "shoe hurling incident", and now Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has |
 | UK Woolworths Afraid Lightsaber Might Be Mistaken For A Rifle - But excited youngsters have been banned from buying a Star Wars lightsaber at Woolworths - because of fears the Jedi weapon looks like a gun.
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 | The Bernard Madoff Scandal: A Devastating Blow For Wall Street - Madoff wasn`t a con artist with slicked-back hair who operated out of a storefront, he was one of the most powerful and respected men in Wall Street. |
 | Dick Cheney Remains An Unrepentant Neo-con - Thank goodness the end of George Bush`s tenure in the White House is only a few weeks away. I don`t think America could have survived another four years of a McCain-Bush administration. |
 | Pizza Guy Hurls Pizza At Robber - "Police say a pizza delivery man fought back with the one weapon he had handy when a gun was pulled on him in a stickup: A large, hot pepperoni pizza.
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 | NY Giants Kick Bikini-Clad Fan Out Of A Game - "Sondra Fortunato went to Giants Stadium last week wearing a Santa Claus outfit, a tiara, fishnet stockings, a bathing suit bottom and high-heeled boots.
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 | Dude Who Hurled Shoes At Bush: Time Magazine's Person of the Year? - I have written over a hundred essays expressing my disgust and anger at Bush`s illegal and unethical invasion of Iraq that has resulted in the meaningless death |
 | Iraqi Hero Hurls Shoes At George W. Bush - President George W. Bush`s motives for invading Iraq weren`t pure and noble. Dubya went to war to seek revenge against Sadam Hussein, the dictator |
 | Lady Sends Emails While In Deep Sleep - "A WOMAN in a deep sleep sent emails to friends asking them over for wine and caviar in what doctors believe is the first reported case of `zzz-mailing |
