|Lance Armstrong And Anna Hansen Announce Birth Of Baby Boy On Twitter - Lance Armstrong posted a message on his Twitter account and included a picture of the newborn, playfully sticking out his tongue at the camera. |
|Train Wreck Amy Winehouse Wants A Black Baby - I pray Winehouse will never adopt a baby, she is too wasted to raise a hamster let alone a baby. I wouldn't even trust Amy with a Barbie doll, she would probably yank off the doll's head and use it as a bong.|
|Couple Accused Of Spying For Cuba For 30 Years - A retired State Department worker and his wife have been arrested on charges of spying for Cuba over three decades.|
|End That Cell Phone Call Or I'll Tase You Bro - Ushers in movie theatres and waitpersons in restaurant should be armed with Tasers, and any creep who uses his mobile phone in these public venues should immediately be tasered.
|"Bring Your Gun To Church Day" Stirs Up Controversy - A pastor in Kentucky is redefining the tradition of wearing your Sunday best to services by encouraging his congregation to strap on holsters and bring their weapons to church. |
|David Carradine Found Dead In Bangkok Hotel - Actor David Carradine, who broke through as the willing student called 'grasshopper' in the TV series 'Kung Fu' and decades later in 'Kill Bill,' was found dead in Thailand.|
|Starchild Skull: Human Or Alien? - The Starchild skull is a very unusual humanoid skull which has been found around 1930 by a girl in a long-abandoned mine tunnel in Mexico.|
|Lady Brings Home 3 Strangers From A Bar And Chaos Ensues - A woman invited three people from a bar to her home, and an argument erupted over a pair of shoe|
|Boobs Burn Grandview Topless Coffee Shop - An early morning fire destroyed a topless coffee shop in Maine that created a controversy when it opened in February.|
|It's An Outrage That The History Channel Broadcasts "UFO Hunters" - Why does the History Channel broadcast UFO Hunters, shouldn't this inane program about grown men chasing imaginary objects be aired on the Sci-Fi Channel?
|Is Dick Cheney Becoming A Lefty? Supports Gay Marriage - Dick Cheney said he supports gays being able to marry but believes states, not the federal government, should make the decision.|
|After Talent Show Loss, Susan Boyle Is Hospitalized - Boyle lost in the finale to the dance troupe Diversity, and her world came crushing down around her. Perhaps it was inevitable that Boyle ended up in a hospital suffering from mental exhaustion.
|Bruno Humiliates Eminem At MTV Movie Awards Show - Bruno, in his giant angelic wings and silver jock strap zeroed in on Eminem, twisting and turning until his naked butt landed smack in the white rapper's face.
|Bigfoot Hunters Claim They Found Footprints Of The Creature - 30 people spent Memorial Day weekend on a Bigfoot hunt in the Kiamichi Mountains. They say they have a cast of a footprint 5 inches wide and 15 inches long|
|Britney Spears Sued: Pop Diva Ran Over Photographer's Foot - A former TMZ photographer sued Britney Spears on Friday over an incident in which his foot was run over.
|Vapid Paris Hilton Is "Lame And Fake" - Paris Hilton, who is dating former Hills cast mate Doug Reinhardt, is slamming the hit MTV show and claims her beau will never be a part of the show again.
|American Idol's Adam Lambert Wants To Perform With Madonna - 'I really want to work with Madonna,' the American Idol runner up told OK! magazine (US) edition.
|Hugo Chavez: King Of All Media - Venezuela's garrulous President Hugo Chavez on Thursday began a marathon four-day edition of his trademark television show.|
|Brits Mistake Chinese Lanterns For Fleet Of Invading UFOs - I wish the good people of the UK would accept that there is no Easter Bunny, and there are no UFO's!
|A UFO Saves The Earth From Destruction - A SCIENTIST is claiming a UFO deliberately crashed into a meteor to save Earth from destruction 100 years ago.