 | Madonna's Former Chef Dishes The Dirt On Her - Madonna wants to adopt/buy another African baby, but is the Material Girl a Maternal Girl? 9 out of 10 Americans will tell you that Madge cares more about her abs than she does about her kids. |
 | Miss California's Granny Blasts Perez Hilton - 'I don't know why that gay guy Perez was even judging a contest with a bunch of girls. That doesn't make any sense. He should be judging a Chippendale's contest.' |
 | Is Meghan McCain The Only Cool Republican? - Meghan McCain: "Republicans using Twitter and Facebook isn't going to miraculously make people think we're cool again."
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 | Madonna Just Can't Stay On A Horse - Madonna is under the care of doctors after falling off a horse over the weekend - an accident she is blaming on the paparazzi |
 | Lindsay Lohan May Star In Peepshow, A Las Vegas Topless Show - The Peepshow gig is perfect for Lohan, the pop diva has a penchant for showing off her breasts for free, why not get paid for flashing? |
 | Obama Must Go After Bush Team Of Torturers - Please sign the online petition that tells Congress: No Amnesty for torturers
http://www.democrats.com/no-amnesty-for-torturers
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 | Bar Envelopes Customers In Mist Of Gin And Tonic - Adults are often reminded to drink responsibly but customers entering a new cocktail bar where they are literally enveloped in a mist of alcohol are warned to breathe responsibly. |
 | Teacher Resigns After Taking Cheerleaders To Male Strip Show - What ever happened to taking students to a trip to a museum or a nature outing? Granted a museum is a milieu unfamiliar to the typical cheerleader, but a male-strip club? |
 | McDonald's Golden Arches Topple: Old Couple's Car Crushed - The golden arches outside a McDonald's toppled in high winds, crushing a Naperville couple's Chevy Trailblazer as they sat inside the parked vehicle |
 | Campers Scared Silly By UFOs - CAMPERS who spent a night in Pendle were baffled after spotting what they have described as four UFOs flying over Nelson. |
 | Ex-American Idol Hopeful Arrested For Peeking Into Britney Spears' Window - A woman accused of peeking into the windows of Britney Spears's Calabasas, Calif., home was stopped by security guards and then turned over to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. |
 | Craigslist Killer Strikes Again? - Police in Warwick, Rhode Island, say an attempted robbery of a woman Thursday night at a hotel may be another victim of the Craigslist killer. |
 | Tea Parties Despicable Display Of Right-Wing Paranoia - Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) blasted 'tea party' protests yesterday, labeling the activities 'despicable' and shameful.' |
 | Dan Aykroyd A Believer In UFOs - If providing the citizens of New Jersey with a new brand of vodka that comes packaged in a plastic skull wasn`t enough to get them seeing stars, Dan Aykroyd |
 | Would You Watch Blago Or Octomom In A Reality Show? - Blago and Octomom are both determined to star in a reality series. |
 | Amy Winehouse And Snoop Dogg Too High To Make Music Together - Amy Winehouse has been working with Snoop Dogg on new material - but the dope-loving duo were too stoned to finish the tracks. |
 | Jamie Foxx Apologizes For Bashing Miley Cyrus - Jamie Foxx, who'd recently insulted Miley Cyrus on his radio show, made a public apology to the 16-year-old superstar when he visited Jay Leno last night. |
 | Homeland Security Issues Warning On Right-Wing Hate Groups - The Department of Homeland Security is warning law enforcement officials about a rise in "rightwing extremist activity |
 | Lindsay Lohan Wants To Play Stevie Nicks On Film - 'Over my dead body,' Stevie Nicks told the New York Times after learning that Lohan was interested in buying the rights to her life story in order to nab the lead role. |
 | Jamie Foxx Slams Miley Cyrus: Make A Sex Tape - Jamie Foxx: Miley should get like Britney and do some heroin, get some crack in her pipe and start seeing a lesbia like Lindsay Lohan and she should catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat. |
