 | Birthday Girl Paris Hilton Has Fun On Her Stripper's Pole - "Infamous for her antics, heiress Paris Hilton celebrated her 28th birthday by showing off her pole dancing skills to guests." |
 | Praise The Lord: Jim Bakker's Old Shows For Sale - "An Atlanta investment banker is auctioning off more than 15,000 videotaped episodes of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker's iconic Christian talk show." |
 | Curious Octopus Floods Aquarium Offices - "Staff at the Santa Monica Pier Aquarium in California say the trickster who flooded their offices with sea water was armed. Eight-armed, to be exact. An octopus!" |
 | In Germany Some Protest Economic Woes By Burning Luxury Cars - At least 29 vehicles were destroyed in arson attacks this year in Berlin, most of them luxury cars, according to police. |
 | Muslim Scholar: Biofuels A Sin Against Islam - "An Islamic scholar in Saudi Arabia said using ethanol or other alcohol-derived fuels in vehicles may be a sin for Muslims." |
 | BMW with Dead Body Inside Gets Seven Parking Tickets - "A car found in a Gainesville neighborhood with a dead body in the back seat had been ticketed seven times by city parking enforcement." |
 | Wearing An iPod Can Be Dangerous - "A Connecticut man was so engrossed with the tunes on his iPod that he didn't realize his house was on fire - until his alarm company called." |
 | Mayor Circulates Pic Of White House Lawn Planted With Watermelons - The mayor of a small Southern California city says he will resign after sharing an e-mail picture depicting the White House lawn planted with watermelons. |
 | Dad Stabs Adult Son In Butt Because He Didn't Remove Hat In Church - A warrant has been issued for the arrest of a man charged with stabbing his son because the son failed to remove his hat while the two attended church services. |
 | Help Old Lady Cross The Street At Your Peril - "A good Samaritan who pushed 3 people out of the path of a truck before being struck and injured has gotten a strange reward for his good deed: A jaywalking ticket." |
 | Nicky Hilton Places Bum Under Citizen's Arrest - Paris Hilton may be a brainless twit, but I kinda like her sister. How can you not like a socialite who dines at the IHOP and places a homeless dude under arrest?
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 | Thief With A Penchant For Balsamic Vinegar - "A sign hangs amid the bottles of vinegar at Newport Avenue Market. It's simple, to the point: "Thanks to the Balsamic Vinegar Thief this area is now under surveillance. We will get you." |
 | Will Octomom Accept $1 Million Offer To Star In Porn Flick? - "The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn." |
 | Cold Cheese Sandwich And Milk For School Lunch? - "A cold cheese sandwich, fruit and a milk carton might not seem like much - but that's what's on the menu for students in New Mexico's largest school district without their lunch money." |
 | In Bid To Save Career Chris Brown Enrolls In Anger Management Class - "In a reported attempt to regain his 'good guy' image and learn to control his aggression, Chris Brown is taking anger management classes." |
 | Dude Tries To Steal Laptop To Check Facebook - Sheriff's officers said a 19-year-old man snatched a Starbucks customers laptop after being told he could not use it to check his Facebook account |
 | Everyone Hates Octomom - For a day or two Nadya Suleman was known as Miracle Mom, but now she's Single Mom, Welfare Mom, Bulging Lips Mom, Psycho Mom, Angelina Wannabe Mom... |
 | US Airways Will Stop Charging For Sodas, Juices and Coffee - US Airways announced Monday that free beverage service will resume on March 1 on board its planes.
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 | Army Charity Hordes Millions, Our Vets Neglected - As soldier's stream home from, the biggest charity inside the U.S. military has been stockpiling millions meant to help put returning fighters back on their feet |
 | Psycho Dentist Makes Housecall To Grab Lady's Dentures - "A German court Friday found a dentist guilty of assault for forcibly extracting the dentures from a patient who did not pay a 700-euro (623-pound) bill." |
