 | Pop Tart Britney Spears Time Magazine's Most Influential Person? - Time magazine has an open poll for people to vote for the most influential 'leaders, artists, entrepreneurs and thinkers' in 2009, and our girl Britney Spears is on the list |
 | Porn Star Strips To Protest Financial Crisis - An Italian pornographic actress stripped down to her panties at the Milan stock exchange on Tuesday to protest against the financial crisis. |
 | Lindsay Lohan Disses Britney Spears - "She's marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as, like, an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn't want to pretend." Lohan speaking of Britney |
 | Store Owner's Unique Plan To Stop Littering - A shopkeeper has taken action to stop her customers littering by writing their names on the drink cans, crisp bags and chocolate bar wrappers they buy. |
 | Nigeria Home Of Scammers, Drug Runners And Islamic Militants - Nigeria is synonymous with ethnic violence, religious discord, corruption and drug trafficking. Despite Nigeria`s great oil wealth most of its citizens live in abject poverty. |
 | Nobody In Hollywood Wants To Hire Lindsay Lohan - Lindsay Lohan -- who hasn't appeared in a movie since 2007's I Know Who Killed Me -- says she's looking for a job. |
 | Obama Compares His Bad Bowling To Special Olympics - Everything is a teachable moment these days. If a senator is caught in his office being whipped by a pair of nude midget prostitutes, he will claim it's a teachable moment for America |
 | City Wants To Stop Giving Old Folks Coffee Club Free Donuts - Senior citizens don't need a nanny or a babysitter, the town should continue to provide donuts and pastries for the Senior Center's morning coffee club |
 | "No-Hitchhiker" Signs A Sign Of The Past - Jackson County officials say signs warning motorists not to pick up hitchhikers give the wrong impression about the area, which is home to some state prisons. |
 | Pop Tart Lohan Attends Substance Abuse Class - Actress Lindsay Lohan is trying to work on her image and has enrolled in a substance abuse class |
 | Lindsay Lohan The Twit Is A Big Twitter Fan - Twitter is perfect for self-obsessed megalomaniacs. Twitter enables illiterate twits to send constant updates to their friends about every aspect of their everyday lives. |
 | Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson: The all-American Couple of 21st Century? - Ben Tegel created his latest Lohan-inspired work for Girl on Girl night at the Viper Room. The image is a take on Grant Wood's American Gothic. |
 | Old Dude Scares Away Mugger With Ice Scraper - A 71-Year-Old man armed only with an ice scraper scared away a mugger who approached him with a knife. |
 | Girl Seeks Donations Online So She Can Attend Notre Dame - It's unseemly to beg, especially when the petitioner isn't begging for food or shelter but for money to attend an elite university. |
 | Pope Condemns Use Of Condoms To Fight AIDS - The Pope: "AIDS is a tragedy that cannot be overcome by money alone, and that cannot be overcome through the distribution of condoms, which even aggravates the problems". |
 | Sen. Grassley: AIG Executives Should Commit Suicide - Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, said executives of AIG should consider following what he described of the Japanese model of shamed corporate execs: apology or suicide |
 | Madonna Seeks To Adopt Another African Baby - Madonna wants the son she adopted from Africa to have a sibling from his home country - but only if the people of Malawi give her the green light |
 | Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction Pics For Sale On eBay - Anthony Pernicka, a Tampa man who attended Britney Spears concert, is selling 3 pics of her wardrobe malfunction on eBay for 1K so he can take care of his sick cat. |
 | Clofu: Tofu That Tastes Like George Clooney - PETA will never convince regular folks that tofu is appetizing. Tofu that has been chemically engineered to smell and taste like George Clooney is enough to make anyone nauseous. |
 | Atheists And Christians Engage In Ad Wars - An atheists' group and a church are taking their rivalry on the road, using ad space on Madison Transit buses to display their competing messages. |
