 | Pop Tart Britney Spears Buys Oxygen Chamber To Protect Her Voice - Spears is buying a $20,000 oxygen chamber in a bid to protect her voice. Sources say she is currently very worried about bad air and its long term affects on her career. |
 | Paris Hilton: I Can Bring About World Peace By Throwing A Party - Paris Hilton has suggested that she could end conflict between the US and other countries by throwing a party. |
 | Lindsay Lohan Leading Her Younger Sis Straight To Hell - Lohan has always been and always will be a party girl. And while it wasn't enough that she messed up her own career, she's taking her lil sis Ali Lohan down with her |
 | High School Teacher In Trouble: Called Creationism 'Superstitious Nonsense' - A federal judge ruled that a public high school history teacher violated the First Amendment when he called creationism 'superstitious nonsense'. |
 | Born Again Hottie: Nude Pics Of Carrie Prejean - The first of a reputed six racy photos of Carrie Prejean, donning little more than her traditional family values, leaked online. |
 | Baby Genius: 2-Year-Old Elise Tan-Roberts Joins Mensa - BRAINY Elise Tan-Roberts has become the youngest member of Britain's boffins' club Mensa at the age of TWO |
 | Ignorance Prevails: Half Of Brits Don't Believe In Evolution - Half of British adults do not believe in evolution, with at least 22% preferring the theories of creationism or intelligent design. |
 | Britney Spears Can't Live Without Her Stripper Pole - Britney Spears has requested a stripper pole be installed in her hotel room. |
 | Flipping The Bird Can Land You In Jail - Flipping the bird' to another driver landed Australian nurse Darren O'Mullane 24 days in jail and a life ban from the United Arab Emirates |
 | Amy Winehouse Court Order Keeps Paparazzi At Bay - Winehouse has won a groundbreaking injunction against paparazzi, preventing them approaching her London home. |
 | The Safest Place To Be To Avoid H1N1 Is A Pig Farm - Humans have it. Pigs don't. U.S. pork producers are doing everything they can to make sure that the new H1N1 virus, known around the world as the "swine flu," stays out of their herds. |
 | Poor Lindsay Lohan: Ex-Lovers Deny Ever Knowing Her - Harry Morton, who dated Lindsay Lohan for several months in 2006, wants so badly to shake off that time of his life that he's denying he ever dated her. |
 | Radio Talk Show Host Jay Severin Suspended For Anti-Mexican Comments - Jay Severin, the talk show host on WTKK, was suspended after calling Mexican immigrants criminaliens, primitives, leeches, and exporters of women with VD. |
 | Madonna Is Too Skanky To Be Allowed To Adopt A Child - The father of Mercy, the Malawian child whom Madonna is hoping to adopt, has begun a bid to claim full custody. |
 | Virgin Mary Appears On Griddle At Las Palmas Restaurant - Among the awe-struck was a group of masked Mexican wrestlers who arrived Thursday for an exhibition at a nearby swap meet. |
 | 76-Year-Old Smuggler Hides Cocaine Inside Oranges - Customs officers in Rome arrested a 76-year-old Dutch man who tried to smuggle in more than 13 pounds of cocaine packed into oranges that had been emptied pulp. |
 | Marching Band Girl Clobbers Muggers With Her Baton - Don't mess with the marching band. That's what people are saying after a 17-year-old girl used her marching band baton to beat back two would-be muggers. |
 | Miss California (Carrie Prejean) On Mission From God To Persecute Gays - Carrie Prejean is featured in a new advertisement from the National Organization for Marriage, which says its mission is 'to protect marriage.' |
 | Married Mom Jailed For Having Tea With Male Friend - A BRITISH mother of two is being held in jail after being found guilty of adultery - for having a cup of tea with a male friend. |
 | Paris Hilton Can Sell Everything Except Wine - Paris Hilton has enjoyed amazing success selling everything from burgers to perfume, almost any product that she endorses or that bears her name will be a hit.
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