|Top Ten Reasons Why Montauk Monster Should Be John McCain's Vice President - *Only a dead person or a dead monster has less charisma than McCain. The senior senator from Arizona doesn`t have to worry|
|Cheech And Chong Reunite - "Now that their feud is up in smoke, Cheech and Chong are high on plans to reunite for their first comedy tour |
|Likeness of Montauk Monster Appears On Slice of Toast - I shudder at the thought that this dude almost bit into this graven image; surely the gods were protecting the image of the Montauk Monster. |
|No Father Listed on John Edward's Love Baby's Birth Certificate - Edwards may think he is getting away with treating his wife like a doormat, but the National Enquirer, Fox News and I will not let this story die. |
|Casey Anthony: Mother Of The Year? - We are all familiar with the case of Casey Anthony, 22, the woman who is accused of not reporting her missing toddler for five weeks.|
|Why Corpse Of Montauk Monster Is Missing: Top Ten Reasons - The body of the Montauk Monster is in a crib in Angelina Jolie`s mansion, it`s her latest adoption.
|Did Wal-Mart Tell Its Employees How To Vote? - Wal-Mart is able to sell products manufactured at sweat shops in China at incredibly low prices, because it treats its employees |
|Update: John Edwards Mistress And Love Child Scandal - The press often claims that the public cares only about the issues, and not about the private indiscretions of politicians. |
|Little Brat Turns In Mom For Counterfeiting Money - "A Bakersfield woman faces charges that she counterfeited money and identification cards after her 10-year-old son turned her in to authorities.
|Update: Is The Montauk Monster A Raccoon? - Since I posted my essay "The Montauk Monster: Publicity Stunt, Alien, or Experiment Gone Wrong" on July 30, it has been |
|44-Pound Homeless Cat Update: Princess Chunk Victim Of Foreclosure - Yesterday I posted an article about a 44-pound feline who was found waddling around the streets of New Jersey. The kitty |
|Casino Asks Stinky Poker Player To Leave - "Yes, Michael Wax stunk. He`s the first to admit it. The 440-pound Brooklyn man said he was playing poker in an Atlantic City casino |
|The Montauk Monster Terrifying Millions Worldwide - But a monster has washed up on the beach in Montauk, New York that goes far beyond anything I`ve ever seen.|
|44-Pound Cat Found Wandering The Streets In Search Of Food - "Talk about New Jersey`s fat cats. A 44-pound feline (Princess Chunk) was found waddling around Saturday without a collar in Voorhees,|
|Let's Hope John McCain Doesn't Have Skin Cancer Again - When you are 71-years-old your health is always on the minds of your friends and loved ones. When a septuagenarian stubs his toe|
|Dude Dressed Like The Joker Steals Dark Knight Posters From Theatre Lobby - Detective Mike Mohney said Monday 20-year-old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers has been booked for investigation of larceny and malicious destruction of property.|
|Nike Basketball Shoe Ad Isn't Racist Or Homophobic - In baseball players are expected to let their actions speak for themselves; "hotdogs" are treated with contempt, sometimes by their own teammates.
|Eel Energy Drink Anyone? - "A canned drink called `Unagi Nobori,` or `Surging Eel,` made by Japan Tobacco Inc., hit the nation`s stores this month just ahead of Japan`|
|Was Preacher Tasered Because His Joke Was Corny? - A grandfather and pastor is suing a Toledo, Ohio hospital after being tasered and beaten by security guards at the facility. |
|Why Isn't The Press Covering The John Edwards Mistress And Love Child Scandal? - While his wife battles terminal cancer, Edwards is meeting his mistress and his love child at ungodly hours in the morning. |