|Choir That Sings About Everyday Gripes A Big HIt - "Up with People" a group that sang motivational songs was very popular in the 1960s, but this ain`t a summer of love. |
|Sarah Palin And Dinsoaurs: Feedback - In seems like Sarah Palin`s highly lauded acceptance speech at the Republican convention was eons ago, but it was a scant few weeks ago.|
|Reading is Fundamental for Everyone except Sara Palin - For a politician to be unable to mention a favorite newspaper, is like a movie critic unable to mention a favorite film. |
|Fool Uses Lighter To Siphon Gas and Gets Burned - Police said the man tried to siphon the gas with help from another woman, but he couldn`t see how much gas was in the container, so he used the lighter to check."|
|The Sarah Palin Nude Painting Controversy - A Chicago artist is drawing crowds to his bar after painting a portrait of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin in the buff.
|Pirates Seize Ship And Demand 20 Million Ransom - When I think of pirates Johnny Depp`s fey interpretation of the scoundrels comes to mind, but real flesh and blood pirates are still wreaking havoc on the |
|Bicyclist Has A Rough Day - It seems fairly obvious that a bicycle is not a car, but many cyclists behave as if they were driving. They put their lives at risk and impede the flow of traffic, by riding in front of a driver at ten miles below the speed limit.
|Don't Expect Every Kernel of Popcorn to Pop - Steve Kaplan was watching "Superbad" and munching on popcorn when he bit into an unpopped kernel and broke a tooth. He sued the theatre owner for his dental bills.|
|Sarah Palin: Dinosaurs And Men Coexisted - "Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago |
|71-Year-Old Man Pregnant? - "A patient treated for agonizing abdominal pain received this surprising news in the hospital`s paperwork: `Based on your visit today, we know you are pregnant.` Surprising indeed for 71-year-old John Grady Pippen. |
|Crazy Dentist Barges Into A Woman's House And Yanks Her Teeth Out - Going to the dentist is bad enough, but imagine a dentist breaking into your house and yanking your teeth. |
|Sarah Palin Carved Into Cornfield - "An Ohio farmer would like to invite you to get lost inside the head of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. |
|Obama Wins Debate - "A national poll of people who watched the first presidential debate suggests that Barack Obama came out on top. |
|Sarah Palin's Pastor Problem - Sen. Barack Obama`s presidential aspirations were almost derailed by the Rev. Jeremiah Wright. The junior senator from Illinois has not learned his lesson, he still goes trolling for votes in black churches.
|Bill Clinton Heaps Praise On McCain And Palin - John McCain has run the sleaziest and dirtiest presidential campaign in recent history, even Karl Rove has rebuked McCain for his dishonest commercials. |
|Movie Star Paul Newman Dead At 83 - Newman was cool, talented and a decent human being. The screen legend gave most of the proceeds from "Nature`s Own", his food company, to charity. |
|Would You Buy A Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Cone Made From Human Milk? - "Mooove over, Holsteins. PETA wants world-famous Ben & Jerry`s Homemade Ice Cream to tap nursing moms, rather than cows, for the milk used in its ice cream. |
|Clay Aiken Comes Out Of The Closet - "This news is shocking, on par with `birds fly,` `fish swim` and `water is wet.` Clay Aiken is gay.|
|McCain's Skin Cancer Subject of Political Ad - Some Republicans are waxing apoplectic insisting that this ad is beyond the pale, but McCain`s health is a legitimate campaign issue. |
|Ed McMahon Raps For FreeCreditReport.Com - If you look up the word "shill" in your Funk & Wagnalls, you will see Ed McMahon`s mug shot. |