|Canada's Green Party Leader Apologizes For NOT Smoking Pot - That`s like a guy pleading with his wife: Honey, I cheated with the hot neighbor with the big knockers, but I didn`t enjoy the experience.
|Left Wing Group Hacks Sarah Palin's Personal Email Account - Any organization that has a vendetta against Scientology and Sarah Palin has my blessings. In her interview with Charles Gibson, Palin had that "deer caught in |
|Ancient Pyramids Found Off the Coast of Okinawa? (Watch Video) - But sometimes I veer of the main highway and check out some of the digital side roads and alleys. I never know what odd article I might find that will strike a chord with my readers.|
|Girl attacks Boyfriend with sword because he didn't wash dishes - Does everyone have a sword in their house? It seems like there`s been a rash of sword-related stories recently.|
|John McCain: Fundamentals Of The Economy Are Strong - McCain famously admitted he knows little about the economy, and everytime he pontificates on the subject he lends credence to his confession.|
|Man Walking Dog Gets Tasered By Police - The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, `Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,` McCranie said."|
|Woman Calls 911 Because Her Rabbit's Ears Don't Flop - I expect my cats to be fluffy, my dogs to drool, and if I had a rabbit I would be disappointed if it didn`t have floppy ears. |
|Dude Has Seizure, Trained Dog Calls 911 - Clark said police are dispatched whenever 911 is called, but that Stalnaker`s address was flagged in Scottsdale`s system with a notification that a trained assistance dog could call 911 when the owner was incapacitated.|
|Tina Fey Impersonates Sarah Palin On SNL - A politician isn`t considered a political heavyweight until he or she is satirized on "Saturday Night Live." A candidate doesn`t earn any respect until he`s been |
|Ladies Of "The View" Grill John McCain - Sen. John McCain promised to run a clean and honorable campaign, but as his poll numbers tanked he resorted to gutter politics.
|Dad Chases Nude Boy From Daughter's Room - It`s tempting to dismiss this article as a sordid episode worthy of Jerry Springer, but I sympathize with the angry dad.|
|Former Sen. Lincoln Chafee: Sarah Palin Is A "Cocky Wacko" - I wouldn`t call Governor Palin a "cocky wacko", but she certainly has a lot of confidence for a vice-presidential candidate who is totally unqualified for the office she is seeking. |
|Let Sarah Palin Be Sarah Palin - Palin`s speech did not necessarily express her thoughts, it was written by a team of speechwriters bent on promulgating McCain`s ideology. |
|Joe Biden: Hillary Might Have Been A Beter Pick Than Me - "Isn`t Joe Biden supposed to be the smart, politically savvy vice-presidential candidate? He sure looked dumb Wednesday.
|Top Ten Adult Halloween Costumes - Shave your head, lose your panties, run over a pedestrian on your way to the Halloween party, and you might even attract some photographers.|
|Mom Bashes Burglar With Musical Instrument - A responsible homeowner won`t rely on a musical instrument or even a bat for protection, he will have a gun by his bedside. |
|Kitty Returns Home After Nine Years - "A couple have been reunited with their missing cat after nine years, the RSPCA said on Wednesday.|
|Is Sarah Palin Exploiting Trig?: Reader Feedback - Was Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin simply including her 5-month-old son, who has Down syndrome, in a big family moment, or was she exploiting him in a tight presidential campaign?"|
|Waiting For The End Of The World? Large Hadron Collider - The world did not end with a bang when the devil`s machine was turned on. I`m still here enduring my mundane life, playing with my dogs, writing essays and searching online for Britney Spears pics. |
|Sarah Palin Doll: Big Hit On The Internet - The media is using the attractive governor of Alaska to spike ratings, and sell newspapers and magazines. |