|The Montauk Monster Terrifying Millions Worldwide - But a monster has washed up on the beach in Montauk, New York that goes far beyond anything I`ve ever seen.|
|44-Pound Cat Found Wandering The Streets In Search Of Food - "Talk about New Jersey`s fat cats. A 44-pound feline (Princess Chunk) was found waddling around Saturday without a collar in Voorhees,|
|Let's Hope John McCain Doesn't Have Skin Cancer Again - When you are 71-years-old your health is always on the minds of your friends and loved ones. When a septuagenarian stubs his toe|
|Dude Dressed Like The Joker Steals Dark Knight Posters From Theatre Lobby - Detective Mike Mohney said Monday 20-year-old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers has been booked for investigation of larceny and malicious destruction of property.|
|Nike Basketball Shoe Ad Isn't Racist Or Homophobic - In baseball players are expected to let their actions speak for themselves; "hotdogs" are treated with contempt, sometimes by their own teammates.
|Eel Energy Drink Anyone? - "A canned drink called `Unagi Nobori,` or `Surging Eel,` made by Japan Tobacco Inc., hit the nation`s stores this month just ahead of Japan`|
|Was Preacher Tasered Because His Joke Was Corny? - A grandfather and pastor is suing a Toledo, Ohio hospital after being tasered and beaten by security guards at the facility. |
|Why Isn't The Press Covering The John Edwards Mistress And Love Child Scandal? - While his wife battles terminal cancer, Edwards is meeting his mistress and his love child at ungodly hours in the morning. |
|Roto-Rooter To The Rescue: Saves Kitten From Awful Fate - The following feel-good story caught my attention because it was a rare case of a problem actually being solved. |
|Google: One Trillion Web Pages And Counting...are you one of them? - Google doesn`t index every page... because some URLs are redundant or are developed by auto-generated content."|
|Should Condi Rice Be Treated As A War Criminal? - Internationally, the Iraq war is deemed illegal, immoral and unnecessary. But asking citizens to make a citizen`s arrest of Rice is a symbolic action that may backfire.
|Five-Year-Old Boy Escapes From Daycare, Goes To Hooters - "A five-year-old boy walked out of the Imagination Station child care center in the |
|Top Ten Things John McCain Can Do To Garner Headlines - Sen. Barack Obama attracts huge crowds at home and abroad, he is treated as a rock star by the adoring press and as a Messiah |
|Sedona Attracts Nature Lovers, UFO Fans And New Age Followers - But it`s not just nature lovers who come to Sedona; this wonderful locale has become the Mecca for New Age devotees. |
|Carmen Electra Sues Naked Women's Wrestling League - Carmen has an amazing ability to always make the wrong choice, in her personal life as well as in her career.|
|Senior Citizen Tends Marijuana Garden - "A 73-year-old Dutch man was astonished to learn from police that the begonias he had lovingly tended on his doorstep concealed a secret marijuana |
|Edgar Mitchell, Extraterrestrials And Pine Bush, NY - Former Apollo 14 moonwalker Edgar Mitchell claimed, in a recent radio interview |
|Drunk Man Blasts Lawn Mower With Sawed-Off Shotgun - "A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn`t start. Keith Walendowski, 56, |
|Boy Bites Dog - Dog bites boy is a hot news item in the neighborhood for a few days; boy bites dog makes international headlines.
|John McCain is too boring to win the election - Obama is a Rock Star and Messiah figure, McCain is a vaudeville entertainer who hasn`t mastered the art of when to leave the stage.