|NY Giants Kick Bikini-Clad Fan Out Of A Game - "Sondra Fortunato went to Giants Stadium last week wearing a Santa Claus outfit, a tiara, fishnet stockings, a bathing suit bottom and high-heeled boots.
|Dude Who Hurled Shoes At Bush: Time Magazine's Person of the Year? - I have written over a hundred essays expressing my disgust and anger at Bush`s illegal and unethical invasion of Iraq that has resulted in the meaningless death |
|Iraqi Hero Hurls Shoes At George W. Bush - President George W. Bush`s motives for invading Iraq weren`t pure and noble. Dubya went to war to seek revenge against Sadam Hussein, the dictator |
|Lady Sends Emails While In Deep Sleep - "A WOMAN in a deep sleep sent emails to friends asking them over for wine and caviar in what doctors believe is the first reported case of `zzz-mailing|
|Al Gore: Media Should Cover Climate Change And Not Paris Hilton Or OJ - When Al Gore was robbed of the presidency in 2000 he could have become embittered and cynical and dedicated the rest of his life to raking in the doug|
|Curfew For California Mayor - I have no passion for my job, and I leave skid marks driving away from the employee parking lot. But I love writing, and it`s not unusual for me to|
|Sarah Palin's Church Damaged In Suspicious Fire - "Sarah Palin`s family will have to attend church in a local school this morning after a fire ripped through her church on Friday evening.
|Dude Finds Lady Drinking On Roof Of His House - "A man called police on Wednesday night after he came home from work and spotted an intoxicated woman drinking a beer on the roof of his home. The 28|
|Cover Of Playboy Mexico Features Naked "Virgin Mary" - "A nude model resembling the Virgin Mary on the cover of the Mexican edition of Playboy magazine, published only days before a major Mexican festival |
|Is McDonald's Coffee Better Than Starbucks? - "McDonald`s is taking jabs at Starbucks in new billboards erected close to the gourmet coffee giant`s cafes and headquarters in Seattle.
|OMG! Plastic Surgery For Cadavers - "It was only a matter of time. You can get plastic surgery when you`re a spoilt teen, an image conscious middle ager and a shrivelled old hag. So why not have |
|Man Handcuffs Wife To Bed, Loses Handcuffs - "If you love something, set it free. And if you can`t, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reports police in suburban Detroit responded to a call Thursday by a|
|Teacher Tells Students: There's No Santa Claus - "A primary school teacher left a class of 25 pupils in tears when she claimed Father Christmas did not exist.|
|Did The Cops Find Caylee Anthony's Remains? - When we see video of Caylee the toddler we wonder what she would look like as Caylee the teenager, but we will never know. |
|Madonna: Too Lustful For Chile? - "Pop star Madonna`s antics are lustful, a stain on humanity and offensive to God, a retired Roman Catholic cardinal said on Wednesday during a mass for the late Chilean military dictator Gen. Augusto Pinochet.|
|Show Your Love For Animals And Buy A PETA Coffin - We all do more than our fair share of polluting the Earth during our lifetimes, it`s a shame if we continue to despoil the planet in a coffin that`s not eco-friendly. |
|Obama is Doing a Great Job says Hilton - I realize that only entertainment reporters cover Paris Hilton, but even they shouldn`t ask the clueless bimbo if she plans on running for president. |
|Teachers Shouldn't Use A Red Pen To Grade Papers - "Teachers using red pen to mark students` work could be harming their psyche as the color is too aggressive, according to education strategies drafted |
|PETA Warns Britney Not To Use Animals In Videos - The organization alleges that `cruelly trained lions and elephants` were used for the `Circus` video. The group claims they wrote to the pop star |
|"Day Without A Gay" - "Some same-sex marriage supporters are urging people to `call in gay` Wednesday to show how much the country relies on gays and lesbians, but |