|Many Americans Hoping Starbucks Goes Out Of Business - Coffee is the fuel that keeps my brain engaged, every morning I stop at a 7/11 or a McDonald`s where I can get a good cup of coffee at a decent price|
|Disco Group ABBA Makes Rare Public Appearance - Rock and Roll is a young man`s game, and there is no sight more pathetic than a bunch of geezers reuniting for filthy lucre |
|Is The Washington State "Death With Dignity" Initiative A Good Thing? - I may be a lowly sinner but I strongly believe that if a terminally ill patient wants an end to his suffering, then compassion dictates that we grant his request.|
|Tortoise Goes On The Lam - During his absence, Tank was shuttled between various homeowners, including a couple whose backyard strawberry patch and flowers became his dinner."|
|Students Stabbed 250 Times: Terrorism, Drug Deal Gone Bad Or Burglary? - Sensational and brutal crimes are not the sole province of the United States, the recent horrific murder of two French students in the U.K. made international |
|Conservative Group Calls For Boycott of McDonald's - McDonald`s is a ubiquitous feature of the American landscape, a town without a McDonald`s is like a town without a gas station. |
|Dude Rips Off Hitler's Head - A man tore the head off a controversial Adolf Hitler wax figure at Madame Tussauds` new branch in Berlin on its opening day Saturday, officials said.
|Judge Gives Viacom Green Light To Snoop On Your YouTube Viewing Habits - When we are in a public place or a business establishment there is no expectation of privacy, everyone is well aware that there are cameras covering our every move.|
|Little Doggie Bites Off Sleeping Woman's Big Toe - The darn woman should not have left her toes dangling off the edge of the bed. She`s lucky her little dog was satisfied with munching on only one toe.|
|Does Rush Limbaugh Deserve a $400 Million New Contract? - I have a fine-tuned sense of the absurd, and I don`t expect fairness or meaning from life.
That`s why I didn`t have a nervous breakdown when I heard that blowhard Rush Limbaugh has a new $400 million contract.|
|The Murder of Brooke Bennett: We Must Get Serious About Protecting Our Children - This is a catastrophe that can strike any home, wealth and even love can`t prevent our children from being snatched in the twinkling of an eye. |
|Sell your soul to the Devil. No? How about ebay? - Walter Scott, 24, put his soul up for sale on New Zealand Internet auction site, TradeMe, and has received more than 100 expressions of interest.|
|Mr. Bush, Americans Aren't So Afraid Of Terrorism Any Longer - "As Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama battle over who has the best approach to national security, a new CNN poll finds Americans` concerns |
|What Pop Hits Do You Want Played At Your Funeral? - Hymns are being replaced at funerals in one Australian city by popular rock classics like Led Zeppelin`s `Stairway to Heaven` and AC/DC`s |
|Sex For Gas Exchange - With the price of gas so high consumers are going to extreme lengths to obtain the black gold: Siphoning gas from parking lots and speeding away from gas |
|What is art? - If some fool running inside an art museum is a work of art, then if I trip him it should not be interpreted as a crime but as my unique type of art criticism.
|Denmark, Not America, Is The Happiest Nation In The World - Despite the anxieties of these times, happiness has been on the rise around the world in recent years, a new survey finds. |
|Did John McCain's Years As POW Render Him Psychologically Unfit - I have great respect for our young men and women who are serving their country in the military; we must treat them with respect and ensure they are well |
|To Win, Republicans Must Not Run As Republicans - The Republican brand name has all the cachet of a K-Mart house brand, I`m predicting a landslide win for Obama.
|High School Student Gets Credit For Two Word Essay - The expletive was used in 2006 by a student in response to the question: "Describe the room you are sitting in."|