|They Say Single Abortion is No Threat To Mental Health - Pro-life protesters who harass women entering family planning clinics by shouting threats and false warnings about impending |
|DNA Results In: Bigfoot Carcass Is an Opossum - Americans have been waiting with bated breath for the verdict from the scientists. The verdict is in:|
|Drinking Alcohol Makes Those Around You Look Hot - A test on drunk university students has scientifically proven what was common pub knowledge - that drinking improves the appearance of those around you.|
|Pontiff Criticized For Wearing Fur - Pope Benedict has been trashed by the fashion police for wearing ridiculous red leather Prada loafers.|
|American Gymnast Alicia Sacramone Is Smoking Hot - Alicia has been getting a lot of attention from the media, and not just from American publications.|
|Spanish Olympic Teams Should Be Punished For Making "Slit-Eyed" Gesture - First it was photographs of the Spanish men`s and women`s basketball team making "slit-eyed" gestures, a racist and juvenile impression of Chinese people.|
|Woman Kicked Out of Mall For Wearing Revealing Dress - The establishments guys frequent (pawn shops, gun shops, sporting goods stores) are usually stand-alone buildings. We only go to a shopping center when we are dragged there by our girlfriends or spouses. |
|Bigfoot Competing With Montauk Monster For Headlines - The human genome has been fully mapped, and the scientists at CERN may be close to discovering the "god particle" that explains how sub-atomic particles acquire mass.|
|Liberal Rocker Jackson Browne Suing John McCain for Copyright Infringement - Jackson Browne is the poster boy for progressive political activism, his songs are infused with his liberal ideology. |
|Will Colin Powell Endorse Barack Obama? - `I do not have time to waste on Bill Kristol`s musings,` Powell told ABC. `I am not going to the convention. I have made this clear.`|
|Ellen DeGeneres And Portia de Rossi To Tie The Knot This Weekend - The pair are reportedly planning a small, intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family.|
|Angry Wife Auctions Huge Panties Of Husband's Mistress On eBay - "An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by auctioning his mistress`s "huge" panties and his "size small" condom packet on eBay.
|Religion Is A Deadly Virus - The virus goes by many names (Southern Baptist, Roman Catholic Church, Shiite Islam, Scientology), and it`s infected over 90 percent of the world`s population. |
|Elizabeth Edwards Doesn't Deserve Sympathy - Elizabeth Edwards has incurable cancer, an awful prognosis that renders victims with a feeling of helplessness and resignation. The treatments for cancer, radiation and chemotherapy, physically and emotionally drain an individual.
|Huge Inflatable Dog Turd Scares BeJesus Out Of Swedes - Artists never suffer from the equivalent of writer`s cramp, they can create anything and label it "art" and the gullible public will eat it up. |
|Is John McCain Too Old To Be President? - Sen. John McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee turns 72 this month -- this is a good time to reflect on McCain`s "age issue".
|John McCain Should Mellow Out - Sen. John McCain reminds me of the grouchy old codger with nothing better to do than to sit on his porch swing all day, |
|Waterboarding and Coney Island: A New National Pastime - The scene using robotic dolls is an installation built by artist Steve Powers to criticize waterboarding, a simulated drowning technique the United States has admitted using on terrorism suspects, but that rights group say is torture."|
|Obama Supporters To Learn VP Pick Via Text Message - "Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is close to choosing a running mate, and the first person to find out could be you. |
|John Edwards Should Immediately Take A Paternity Test - "John Edwards ex-mistress Rielle Hunter says she won`t have a paternity test conducted on her daughter - not now, not ever.