|High School Student Gets Credit For Two Word Essay - The expletive was used in 2006 by a student in response to the question: "Describe the room you are sitting in."|
|Is Google God? - Google wasn`t content to be the biggest and baddest search engine in the world, it`s on a mission from God to take over the world. |
|93 Days In Jail For Wearing Baggy, Saggy Pants - Flint police chief David Dicks released a memo that Flint will be the latest city to campaign against pants that slip below waistlines. |
|The Pope Should Sell His Red Designer Loafers on eBay - I can`t imagine Jesus Christ delivering the Sermon on the Mount sporting a wizard`s hat, twirling an umbrella and wearing red sandals.|
|Did Al Sharpton Out Anderson Cooper? - Al Sharpton has a legacy of racism, homophobia, bigotry, financial impropriety, inciting racial violence, and of course there`s the Tawana Brawley incident. |
|What Music Does Barack Obama Listen To? - When I am at a friend`s house I always like to check out the contents of his medicine cabinet, and his CD collection. Nothing reveals more about a person than his musical tastes.
|American Airlines Does The Right Thing: Kicks Mom And Autistic Toddler To The Curb - "There were no weapons on board or concerns about terrorism, but an American Eagle flight about to take off from Raleigh-Durham, N.C., airport was turned back to its gate on Monday|
|Australian Teen Arrested For Wearing T-shirt Attacking Jesus Christ - In America we take freedom of speech for granted, we know that even blatantly offensive speech is protected by our Constitution.
|Bill Clinton Photographed Holding Hands With Young Hottie - If John McCain was photographed holding a woman`s hand, we would assume the lady was helping the elderly senator steady himself. If Barack Obama was |
|Mini-Me Throws Mini-Fit: TMZ Ran Mini-Excerpt Of His Mini Sex Tape - It seems every B-List celebrity worth her salt has a sex tape circulating online. Some Bozos spend hours online ogling at the sex tapes of Paris Hilton and |
|John McCain Doesn't Have A Snowball's Chance - When there is mock-serious debate as to whether your opponent is the Messiah, you don`t have a snowball`s chance of winning the general election. That`s the untenable situation that John McCain finds himself in.|
|Hulk Hogan Is One Freaky Dude - Hogan has a penchant for donning tights, bleaching his hair and he allows cameras to capture the craziness in his household for fame and money. But |
|Top Ten Hottest Female News Anchors - I don`t choose which news program to watch based on the attractiveness of the news anchor. But it`s fun to contemplate who are the most attractive female |
|Ten Best Ways Of Eating Watermelon - The Fourth of July is right around the corner, time for parades, picnics, fireworks and delicious watermelon.
|A Crocodile Walks Into A Bar...Sounds like joke...It's NOT - A crocodile walks into a bar... Sounds like joke, but the punch line is that it really happened:|
|Young Sisters March To Protest High Cost Of Gas - Sadie and Pyper Vance marched through downtown Salt Lake City chanting and carrying signs protesting the high cost of gasoline. These young ladies are mad as hell, and they aren`t going to take it anymore.|
|Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Second Amendment - These are the credentials that I`m a card-carrying liberal: I`m pro gay-rights, pro women`s right to choose, anti Iraq war, for the impeachment of Dick Cheney and George Bush, believer in global warming, pro affirmative |
|God Goes to Jail For Selling Cocaine - The Almighty has got away with genocide because he`s invisible and omniscient.|
|Groovy Idea: Pot Smoking Lounges At Denver International Airport - Travel by air becomes more stressful every day; we are practically stripped searched before we can board our plane and airliners are adding new |
|Sen. Barack Obama May Very Well Be The Messiah - Sen. Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, is the kind of transformational statesman that we witness only once in a generation.