|Real Cats Sashay Down The Catwalk - "The catwalk really was a catwalk Thursday. Show cats dressed in everything from an Elvis costume to a sequined satin dress strutted their stuff at New |
|John McCain Jokes About His Wife Entering Topless Beauty Contest - McCain hasn`t received any negative press for visiting the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. |
|American Olympic Cyclists Apologize For Wearing Face Masks - China sees the Beijing Olympics as a coming out party, and they have invested billions to ensure that it`s a success. |
|The Montauk Monster Is The Messiah The World Has Been Waiting For - America seems to be falling apart, we can barely keep our heads above water. There`s little need for me to recite the litany of woes facing us: Mortgage crisis, high energy costs, inflation, endless and meaningless Iraq war...
|Are Obsessed With The Montauk Monster? Top 10 Signs! - Most guys open their wallets and show their co-workers photographs of their children, you show them pics of the Montauk Monster|
|Is An Inflatable Church On A Beach A Good Idea? - Catholic nuns and priests in Italy are following their flocks to the beach this summer, establishing an inflatable church and a beach-convent in the |
|Top Ten Guesses: How Did The Montauk Monster Die? - Unless there`s an earth shattering new development in the Montauk Monster saga this is my last article on the subject. |
|John McCain Makes Light Of Barack Obama's Tire-Gauge Comment - ...if folks kept their tires properly inflated it would improve their gas mileage. That`s practical advice and it shouldn`t have caused a ripple in the political landscape...|
|Top Ten Reasons Why America Loves The Montauk Monster - He doesn`t put on any airs. He is what he is: An ungodly mass of putrefying flesh.
|Christina Applegate Has Been Diagnosed With Breast Cancer - Christina Applegate, 36, is best known for playing Kelly Bundy on the FOX sit-com, Married with Children.
|Top Ten Ways To Keep The Montauk Monster Hype Alive - The Montauk Monster has taken over the Internet, google "Montauk Monster" and you will get over 100,000 |
|Top Ten Reasons Why Montauk Monster Should Be John McCain's Vice President - *Only a dead person or a dead monster has less charisma than McCain. The senior senator from Arizona doesn`t have to worry|
|Cheech And Chong Reunite - "Now that their feud is up in smoke, Cheech and Chong are high on plans to reunite for their first comedy tour |
|Likeness of Montauk Monster Appears On Slice of Toast - I shudder at the thought that this dude almost bit into this graven image; surely the gods were protecting the image of the Montauk Monster. |
|No Father Listed on John Edward's Love Baby's Birth Certificate - Edwards may think he is getting away with treating his wife like a doormat, but the National Enquirer, Fox News and I will not let this story die. |
|Casey Anthony: Mother Of The Year? - We are all familiar with the case of Casey Anthony, 22, the woman who is accused of not reporting her missing toddler for five weeks.|
|Why Corpse Of Montauk Monster Is Missing: Top Ten Reasons - The body of the Montauk Monster is in a crib in Angelina Jolie`s mansion, it`s her latest adoption.
|Did Wal-Mart Tell Its Employees How To Vote? - Wal-Mart is able to sell products manufactured at sweat shops in China at incredibly low prices, because it treats its employees |
|Update: John Edwards Mistress And Love Child Scandal - The press often claims that the public cares only about the issues, and not about the private indiscretions of politicians. |
|Little Brat Turns In Mom For Counterfeiting Money - "A Bakersfield woman faces charges that she counterfeited money and identification cards after her 10-year-old son turned her in to authorities.