|John McCain A Bad Fit For Late-Night Comedy Shows - The typical guest on a late-night comedy show is a jaded celebrity who oozes irony or an average person who makes the news for some wacky reason.
|Cop: Gimme Free Starbucks Coffee Or I'll Show Up Late For Emergencies - An internal affairs report says a Daytona Beach police officer demanded free coffee and tea from a Starbucks and threatened employees with slower emergency response times if they refused.|
|Denver Pampers Homeless With Free Movie Tickets - I`m a liberal and I always speak up for the poor and the disenfranchised, but I have little sympathy for the homeless.|
|Question About Viagra Leaves John McCain Mute - When the reporter asked why many health insurance companies cover Viagra for men but not birth control for women, McCain looked as uncomfortable as a nun |
|Church Of Scientology Banned From Shopping Center In The UK - Things that induce stress: Being audited by the IRS, a dental appointment, a poor work evaluation, discovering that all of your wife`s MySpace |
|Reborn Babies: Dolls That Look Like Newborns Induce Nausea - With their big heads, pot bellies and tiny hands babies are adorable. It`s almost impossible not to smile when you see a cute angel looking up at you with its |
|Charles Rangel In Hot Water - A politician must be like Caesar`s wife: Above reproach. This campaign season the road is littered with the corpses of |
|John McCain And Gay Adoption - Sen. John McCain, 72, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, is in the dark when it comes to technology. McCain doesn`t |
|Woman Clobbers Boyfriend On Head With Toilet Seat - The pair argued and when he refused to give up the drugs, authorities say the woman hit him with the toilet seat."|
|Condi Rice warns Iran not to mess with United States - Rice noted U.S. efforts to increase its own security presence in the Persian Gulf and the defense capabilities of U.S. allies there.|
|UFOs Observed Headed Toward Bush's Crawford Ranch - "Federal Aviation Administration radar appears to confirm the presence of unidentified aircraft on Jan. 8 over the Stephenville-Dublin area, with at least |
|Susan Atkins Doesn't Deserve Parole - The 60`s was a tumultuous decade: The assassinations of Martin Luther King & The Kennedy brothers, the anti-war and civil rights movements, riots and |
|New Batch Of Risque Miley Cyrus Pics Hits The Internet - Miley Cyrus is a 15-year-old actress, singer, songwriter and marketing cash cow. It`s estimated than in a couple of years Miley |
|Fast Food Giant, Jack In The Box, Outsourcing Jobs - Unfortunately, we are all too familiar with corporations outsourcing Information Technology jobs, but now a fast-food giant is also getting |
|John McCain Doesn't Know How To Go Online And He's Never Sent An Email - The Internet is one of the most important inventions in history; it has impacted every aspect of society. This is the Wired Generation, and a person who isn`t |
|Anglican Church Excludes Homosexual Bishop - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was ridiculed when he assured an American audience that there are no gays in Iran. |
|Running Of The Bulls With Hot Girls Substituting For The Raging Bulls - Everybody has heard of Spain`s Running of the Bulls summer festival, where idiots risk being gored by angry bulls.
|John McCain's Chief Economic Adviser: We Are A Nation Of Whiners - "You`ve heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession. We have sort of become a nation of whiners. You just hear this constant whining, complaining |
|Canine Cuisine off The Menu During Beijing Olympic Games - "Canine cuisine is being sent to the doghouse during next month`s Beijing Olympic Games.
|This Is Not A Good Year For Republicans - "The outlook for the GOP is so grim that party leaders have readily conceded there is no chance they can regain control of the Senate in 2008, |