|Judge Gives Viacom Green Light To Snoop On Your YouTube Viewing Habits - When we are in a public place or a business establishment there is no expectation of privacy, everyone is well aware that there are cameras covering our every move.|
|Little Doggie Bites Off Sleeping Woman's Big Toe - The darn woman should not have left her toes dangling off the edge of the bed. She`s lucky her little dog was satisfied with munching on only one toe.|
|Does Rush Limbaugh Deserve a $400 Million New Contract? - I have a fine-tuned sense of the absurd, and I don`t expect fairness or meaning from life.
That`s why I didn`t have a nervous breakdown when I heard that blowhard Rush Limbaugh has a new $400 million contract.|
|The Murder of Brooke Bennett: We Must Get Serious About Protecting Our Children - This is a catastrophe that can strike any home, wealth and even love can`t prevent our children from being snatched in the twinkling of an eye. |
|Sell your soul to the Devil. No? How about ebay? - Walter Scott, 24, put his soul up for sale on New Zealand Internet auction site, TradeMe, and has received more than 100 expressions of interest.|
|Mr. Bush, Americans Aren't So Afraid Of Terrorism Any Longer - "As Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama battle over who has the best approach to national security, a new CNN poll finds Americans` concerns |
|What Pop Hits Do You Want Played At Your Funeral? - Hymns are being replaced at funerals in one Australian city by popular rock classics like Led Zeppelin`s `Stairway to Heaven` and AC/DC`s |
|Sex For Gas Exchange - With the price of gas so high consumers are going to extreme lengths to obtain the black gold: Siphoning gas from parking lots and speeding away from gas |
|What is art? - If some fool running inside an art museum is a work of art, then if I trip him it should not be interpreted as a crime but as my unique type of art criticism.
|Denmark, Not America, Is The Happiest Nation In The World - Despite the anxieties of these times, happiness has been on the rise around the world in recent years, a new survey finds. |
|Did John McCain's Years As POW Render Him Psychologically Unfit - I have great respect for our young men and women who are serving their country in the military; we must treat them with respect and ensure they are well |
|To Win, Republicans Must Not Run As Republicans - The Republican brand name has all the cachet of a K-Mart house brand, I`m predicting a landslide win for Obama.
|High School Student Gets Credit For Two Word Essay - The expletive was used in 2006 by a student in response to the question: "Describe the room you are sitting in."|
|Is Google God? - Google wasn`t content to be the biggest and baddest search engine in the world, it`s on a mission from God to take over the world. |
|93 Days In Jail For Wearing Baggy, Saggy Pants - Flint police chief David Dicks released a memo that Flint will be the latest city to campaign against pants that slip below waistlines. |
|The Pope Should Sell His Red Designer Loafers on eBay - I can`t imagine Jesus Christ delivering the Sermon on the Mount sporting a wizard`s hat, twirling an umbrella and wearing red sandals.|
|Did Al Sharpton Out Anderson Cooper? - Al Sharpton has a legacy of racism, homophobia, bigotry, financial impropriety, inciting racial violence, and of course there`s the Tawana Brawley incident. |
|What Music Does Barack Obama Listen To? - When I am at a friend`s house I always like to check out the contents of his medicine cabinet, and his CD collection. Nothing reveals more about a person than his musical tastes.
|American Airlines Does The Right Thing: Kicks Mom And Autistic Toddler To The Curb - "There were no weapons on board or concerns about terrorism, but an American Eagle flight about to take off from Raleigh-Durham, N.C., airport was turned back to its gate on Monday|
|Australian Teen Arrested For Wearing T-shirt Attacking Jesus Christ - In America we take freedom of speech for granted, we know that even blatantly offensive speech is protected by our Constitution.