| SOP newswire2 |  | An Italian Loan An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Preparation Guidelines for Your Wedding For the bride, the key words are "be conservative." No matter how good it may look, refrain from wedding outfits made with spandex or adorned with fringe. |
| Askin Ozcan (Mentor) |  | Two Elephant Jokes A mouse is on the flee from a cat. He meets an elephant. "Oh my dear elephant" he begs, "a cat is after me, can you please help me? |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Never to Take Candy From a Stranger Remember when your mom told you never to take candy from a stranger? |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Funny Bumper Stickers Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. |
| Judyth Piazza CEO (Editor) |  | Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | How Your Mind Plays Tricks on You All weird but 7 will blow your mind!!! Just follow the directions as stated.
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| SOP newswire2 |  | The VanGogh Family Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lessor known ones...
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| SOP newswire2 |  | Be Careful, Be Careful, Be Careful Be careful of your thoughts
for your thoughts become your word. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Hungry Rooster A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Lost Fingers "I haven't got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances. |
| Judyth Piazza CEO (Editor) |  | Found on Toilet Doors and Walls A budding poet trying his best...Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Three "Unique" Quotes By Former U.S. President Bill Clinton "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." |
| SOP newswire2 |  | UNUSUAL, BIZARRE and WEIRD (1) "I get to a lot of overseas places, like Canada." (2) "Where the hell is Australia anyway?" |
| Askin Ozcan (Mentor) |  | Take Time To Laugh Today A mouse is running away from a cat. She meets an elephant. She begs the elephant to hide her from the cat. OK " says the elephant, I`ll help you. Get behind my back. I`ll do my toilet on you and as it will |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Some People Are Just Not Very Smart! AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Heartwarming Story About a Fairy A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant
outside the Adelaide immigration offices. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | How to Scrub Your Toilet This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | High Tech Ladies Three women, two younger, and one a senior citizen, were sitting naked in the sauna. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Do you Have a Great Mind? Only Great Minds Can Read This... The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy. |
| Askin Ozcan (Mentor) |  | Two stupid jokes from Canada Two men in New Foundland were talking in the late afternoon. One of them said: - Make a whisky on the rocks. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | The Older The Better He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Human Beings are the Only Animals That Stutter The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Redneck Bumper Stickers... and more! You're an EXTREME Redneck when.... |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Lessons for a Management Course A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Test for Dementia There are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? |
| SOP newswire2 |  | A Frog Goes into a Bank........ A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. |
| SOP newswire2 |  | The Redneck Mirror After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly |
| SOP newswire2 |  | Unbelievable Math Problem Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. |
| John Lillpop |  | W. To Roll out TARP for Democrats and UAW W. no longer has the clout to roll the out red carpet for liberals & UAW-- a green TARP is the best W. can offer. |
